No, no, no, no, and no. Absolutely there are spoilers down a few paragraphs.
What. The. Eff. Did I just read?! Just. No. So much no. Where do I even begin?
This is my fourth (and definitely final) book by the author. I downloaded four Christmas books on KU and actually removed one, because it was a box set of three books. Hard pass! I downloaded a 5th book as it was a continuation of the 2nd book, making this the 4th read book.
The books with their ratings:
-Book 1: The Christmas One Night Stand (3 stars)
-Book 2: A Very Mafia Christmas (2 stars)
-Book 3: Mafia Crown (1 *reluctant* star)
-Returned unread: Holiday Hotness (F that!)
-Book 4 (this one): The Billionaire's Christmas Bride (1 *reluctant* star)
Questions to ask yourself...
1. Do you like when an author creates an entire world and you get to learn all the characters in each book? Because I do!
2. Do you like when all the characters are amazing and well written and are so different, but work so well together? Me too!
This author does not do that! At all! I would like to thank authors Claire Kingsley, Megan March, Lucy Score, and plenty of others that I have read who are able to create these worlds that I love with characters that have distinct personalities and are not all blubbering idiots.
This author, L. Steele, also apparently does not have an editor or someone who proofreads her books before she publishes because I do not understand how published books can have so many freaking typos and completely missing words and overall jacked up sentences! I'd like to say it was just this book, but it's not. It's all four books! Every single one of them had typos up the yin yang In the form of missing words and incomplete sentences (one ended with a comma and an = sign! Are you serious?! And they all have inconsistencies and don't resolve anything! Hello break-ins for this book! Wanna wrap that up for me?
I digress. Let me get back to this book. I still don't even know where to start. I will try to start at the beginning... Maybe. I need another tangent first. The first three books got progressively lower scores because they were all the same. The dominant male and the submissive and very weak female. None of these women have backbones. And the men are exactly the same. I literally feel like I can find copy paste versions of scenes in the first three books I read. The guy is a moody jackass in all the books and the women continually take their verbal abuse and think they're going to change him. Obviously, it is a happily ever after book, though I would never want to be with any of these guys so they're not a true book boyfriend to me. I really don't understand how her books have ratings and the fours. They're all the same. And the book blurbs?! They're either straight up wrong and opposite of the book or they're misleading. This book - he's recovering from an accident... So I'm my mind, I'm thinking broken bones or major bodily injury, right? Nope. He has a splint on his right hand - middle finger. Though it doesn't seem to factor in any of their sexscapades.
Ok, back to the book again. After reading the first three back to back and becoming more and more disappointed in them, I started this book hoping for the best and actually it seemed to go okay. Until 11% into the book when she calls him a chauvinist and he calls her a submissive and himself a dominant And she gets all offended. Whatever. It did not flow, at all. And that is when I enter the groaned that this book was going to suck. However, it wasn't terrible until later. And it actually had potential for a 3 star book (if not counting the typos/inconsistencies/etc) and then I got to the 71% point and the book took a nose dive and didn't redeem itself. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
Back at this little cabin, she's under the impression they're snowed in under the roads are closed so she can't go anywhere and is stuck there with him. Except they come to the agreements that he will pay her a million dollars a day to cook his meals and clean the house while they are there for the week since he is injured, but no sex. If there's sex, the deal is off. What? This book is so dumb. I've said that in the other reviews too. And I've said before I am not one to DNF a book. But I really wish I was still!! The house loses power at one point and someone breaks into the little shed out back and destroys all Wes's clocks out there. Still don't know who did it, though Weston says they have cameras all over and that he'd look into it. Except the power was out and he never does. What the heck? They just assume it was the mafia. Okay. So then it turns out that They never actually lost power. Wes talked with his buddies and cut the power to the house. And then he turned it on into the kitchen only so she could bake. And then the whole house eventually got power and he told her that it was all him pulling strings. I'm sorry, but what self-respecting woman would put up with that crap?! No.
He also puts into the agreement that she's going to accompany him to his family's Christmas. So she finally sees him in a suit down the road. And she doesn't see him in scrubs until almost the end of the book. Yet the book blurb is saying how amazing he looks in both of them. B****, please! You didn't know how he looked in both of them until the very end!
Okay so ignoring all that and their immaturity all around, yes, Wes was kidnapped when he was a boy and is one of the seven who was kidnapped, and they're all close together because of their experience, but that doesn't give them a good excuse to be so immature. I just can't deal with them. Sigh. Such a disappointing book.
At one point while they were at the cabin, he's talking about peeing on her or having her pee on him as a marking your territory type thing. Are you freaking kidding me?? No, that's gross. That is not sexy and not something I want to read. That is disgusting. And they make out a little bit and turn each other on just by a glance at each other, whatever, I don't do this insta love BS, But really, her upper lip sweats? She has sweat going down her face, so does he, and it drips on each other when they're barely even doing anything other than making out even? What is it, 100° in the house?! I am all about bedtime shenanigans and having fun and working up a sweat. But that doesn't happen from some making out. Sorry, not sorry.
So naturally the guy is an idiot, just like the three guys in the books prior, and he turns her away cuz he's a scaredy pants. When he goes back to her around the 70% mark, she's made a couple of apple pies but isn't home. His natural first instinct is to recreate the scene from American pie and F the pie. Again, what the eff did I just read?! So she walks in and catches him with his dick in the pie. And eventually he actually does come in the pie in front of her. No. No. No. And to make it worse, he tells her to screw the wine bottle she's holding and she does!! An open, and full, wine bottle. What. The. Heck?! There is nothing attractive about this. And then he takes some of the pie and puts it on her lady bits. You know, so he can eat it off. Again, no. Of course they make a big mess, because he doesn't clean himself off after cumming in said pie, no. That would make sense. Instead, he ends up screwing her with apple pie in her hoo ha and ass as he takes her during anal sex. I wanted to throw up. And I didn't even read the section very closely because it was just that disturbing. But yes, let's screw pies and wine bottles instead of each other. Because that makes for a good story... Said no normal person ever. And then let's screw each other and see what kind of infections we can get by having food where it does not belong. What the hell?
So I was traumatized from that because it was horrible. And that was after talking about peeing on her, which no, they didn't do that, but just talking about it at all was gross.
So he likes to be an ass and screw her and then leave or make her leave. And at one point he decided to let her do the lead. But this was after he'd already broken her heart and he was and was a jerk. So she brings out the milk and pours milk all over him, because apparently that sexy now too? Hint: no, it's not. But she puts that on him and then she pulls out some jello and licks her fingers or something or has him lick her fingers and then she leaves him high and dry. His first instinct is that he needs to relieve his frustration. And he looks to the jello to screw the jello like he did the apple pie. What normal human would think that?? And then he decides, no, the jello would just fall apart. So he looks at a peach. Seriously? Yep. That's what's in the book! And then he decided he's much too big for the peach so he looks at a watermelon. But then he wonders if he screws a watermelon, would he be cheating on the girl? What kind of f**ked up person wants to screw a watermelon in the first place??
So no. This book would be negative 20 stars if I could give them negative 20 stars. I have no idea how so many people think that this is a good book. It actually had a lot of potential and it wasn't as copy paste as the other books, but those scenes, heck no!
And then there's his niece, Phoenix. Don't really know how old Phoenix is. But when Amelie meets her, she seems to be like a toddler. Not able to really talk properly calls music blocks, "moooosic bo-k-ssss" and uncle Wes is "Unca Wezz"... So I'm thinking maybe 2ish with an imaginary friend. But then has no issues with asking, "why is auntie Amelie crying?" And "can I do my homework too?" The author is so inconsistent with the kid.
So the last big thing is several parts of unresolved issues.... Other than "the Mafia".
1. Somebody broke into Amelie's bakery. But nobody knows who.
2. Of course there was the shed incident at the cabin.
3. The guy from the bakery break-in broke into her apartment as well but got away when Wes attacked him with an egg timer that grazed the attacker's head. Wes was surprised he was still standing. Huh?It's an egg timer. It's not that big. It doesn't do that much damage. You are a special kind of person. And this was not the first time I thought that about him. And after the guy is gone, Wes tells her never to do that again otherwise he will screw her up one side and down the other. I'm sorry, what? It's not like she asked to have her place broken into and be held at knife point.
The whole book just ended up being terrible. I would say the worst of all of them. Oh, and she tied him up just like the girl did in book three! So really, it was a copy paste of scenes with slight variations. But when I read stuff about a whole world of characters, I need them to be different. Because the same stuff gets boring, repetitive, and uninteresting.