As Fast as You Can

by Adrian Blue

This is one of the darker tales in my Twisted Tidings collection. A baker finds herself hunted by her own creation with both horrifying and pleasurable results.PLEASE SEE CONTENT WARNINGS!

Genres: Christmas, Holiday, Novella, Monsters, Smut, Fantasy

25 pages, Kindle Edition

Published February 9, 2024

Reviews

[Peter Topside · Rating 2 out of 5]

I know that gingerbread can be a little spicy, but this is ridiculous. And he had such a nasty little mouth on him, too. With that grainy tongue and all. I could describe the story, but you can probably assume what it is. I could also criticize the excessive amount of foreplay. But, I won’t. The sex, however was extremely quick and underwhelming. And that, my Topsiders, is the most important aspect of a book like this. And this is supposed to be 25 pages, but with the gigantic font, it’s more like 10-15. Just very meh. Why can’t I find some satisfying holiday smut this year? Feel like I hit a goldmine in 2023, but the erotica this year matches the overall experience of 2024. Disappointing, rushed, and me being impatient to see it end.

[Maria Vargas · Rating 2 out of 5]

That baker really took the competition to a whole new level by doing a six-foot gingerbread man. So, you might be thinking well she wins the competition and happy ending 😂 buckle up because this was a WILD RIDE!

The cookie is mad and how she needs to be punished! Until this point, everything was going well but from cookie he turned into Slenderman 😂. I'm more than fine with tentacles but creepy mouth, sharp things, leathery skin?! HE IS SUPPOSED TO BE A 🍪!

I'm not so sure if I would use ginger-based lube or using cookie dough sex toys because... you know, because they will get soggy 🤢.

This is going to be me starting this year while trying to eat a gingerbread man:

[FlewB'DoobeyDoo · Rating 2 out of 5]

Ginger??
in your what now??

[The Wolff · Rating 5 out of 5]

A not so ginger treat with a surprise aftertaste

A six foot gingerbread man for a county bake fest goes bad in an unexpected way. This was a well baked tale of a broken gingerbread man going coming to life and getting a rise out of the baker.

[J.B. Sharp · Rating 4 out of 5]

This got even more weird the more I read it and then the end had my jaw on the floor. Cookie dough tentacles, who knew.

[Katie · Rating 4 out of 5]

Read the author’s note if the CWs have you unsure…

It’s hard to share thoughts without ruining anything for future readers. Personally, I needed the ending to then reflect and find the story enjoyable, but I can see people still not being on board so definitely go in believing the blurb that it’s her darkest of that series

[Love-Leigh Book Reviews · Rating 5 out of 5]

•As Fast As You Can•

Because why not end this series with a gingerbread man!! The little twist at the end was not expected and I loooved it! These books have been addicting and they’ve all been a fantastic ride but this one takes the cake for me as favorite.

[LiLu · Rating 5 out of 5]

Burn ~

This story was scary, the thought of ginger, ouch. The wicked features described to make you shudder. Loved the ending, what a surprise, it had me laughing!

[V.P. Nightshade · Rating 4 out of 5]

Wow! Plot twist! But it was needed without it this would not be that great of a review!

[Rosieandandy Rivera · Rating 5 out of 5]

Good short story

If you don’t mind the short story then this will be a good book to read during your lunch break.

[Courtney]

She really let him do that with cookie dough

[LizKat · Rating 3 out of 5]

so-so. Didn't care for the plot twist at the end- rather ruined the entire idea of the book

[Ciara Hartman · Rating 5 out of 5]

Read this as part of the Twisted Tidings anthology. Awesome short spicy monstrous holiday read!! And with a twist I didn’t see coming at the very end!!

[Lori Smith · Rating 5 out of 5]

great tale

I was all worried… and confused about this story… and then… *** it was all planned in advance. Cool! Wonderful plan.

[Eren · Rating 3 out of 5]

⭐️⭐️⭐️

First of all this cover is TERRIFYING😭😂 but i actually enjoyed this one. The ending had me quite surprised.

[Carissa Janes · Rating 4 out of 5]

This is one that the author mentioned was there most different and I loved it, especially the ending. I think it's my favorite.

[The Dragon Den Book Blog · Rating 4 out of 5]

Basically, don't tick off your pastry. It could come to life and make you pay.

[Tiffany · Rating 3 out of 5]

He sprouts tentacles that are also gingerbread… it’s one way to get in the festive spirit!

[Areadingsunflower · Rating 3 out of 5]

Do you know the gingerbread man, the one who lives on dreary lane?.....

This story will have you thinking otherwise!

This was actually one of the better ones that I have read from this author. I had a good time with it!