Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda: My Top 34 Sexual Regrets, Blown Chances and Missed Opportunities

by Leonard Stegmann

Hey, are you still crying over the one who got away? Well, boo-hoo. Leonard Stegmann has had thirty-four of them. Discover how time and time again he somehow managed to pull defeat out of the jaws of seemingly certain sexual victory! Not only will you have fun reading these erotic misadventures, but you just might end up feeling a whole lot better about your own amorous pursuits!

126 pages, Paperback

First published July 5, 2013

About the author

Leonard Stegmann is an American humor/fiction/essay writer. He grew up in Bethpage, Long Island and currently lives in Half Moon Bay, California with his wife. And cat.

Reviews

[Glen · Rating 3 out of 5]

Anthology of short stories about the ones that got away from this guy. Some were rather humorous, but I found the book depressing, because it hit too close to home.

[Jamii · Rating 2 out of 5]

This was a collection of often funny short stories. However more than once I felt the other was making something out of nothing just to be capable of adding it to the book. Also most of the stories about "the ones that got a way" were more like, "the ones I wasn't super interested in but looking back on it wish I would of stuck it in them." Or "the ones that maybe kind of might have given me a shot, but probably not but I still wish I would have tried to stick it in them because they smiled at me that one time." I thought this book was going to be humorous or make me feel embarrassed for the author but really it's a collection of woman he met that he thinks he might have had an opportunity to sleep with if he said the right thing or the circumstances were different. It felt like he was saying that anyone he met was dying for sex with him. I guess I just expected this to be a different book than it was.

[Jim · Rating 5 out of 5]

Another Good Read, from an amusing author.

[Matthew · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book is a light, easy, overall enjoyable, interesting collection of stories which are racy without being too revealing, or risqué. The 34 entries ascend from least regrettable chance to biggest missed 'opportunity with women' of the author's life thus far. A quick read through this book may increase the readers awareness that, like life, some opportunities occur once - no rewind button. Don't miss out.

[Sheila · Rating 5 out of 5]

I was lucky enough to win this book and glad I did....it was worth the read,Thank You Mr Stegmann and Thank You for the Autograph copy.
Ok this is a really funny book, well written.
As I was reading thru the book the Shoulda's
that is what stood out for me.....that would be my luck. Mr. Stegmann did an excellant job putting this together!