There will be spoilers in this review.
Reading the synopsis, this is what I thought the story would be: Maggie and Ethan, two authors who for some reason can’t stand each other, are invited to this famous author’s home. The author, Eleanor Ashley, disappears, and now they are forced to work together to figure out what happened, and also they’ll obviously fall in love.
So that’s what I expected, that’s what I wanted. But it’s not what I got.
What could’ve been a cute romance with a mystery side plot turned into a game of Clue come alive with some random romance elements that felt very forced, way too many characters and a half-baked mystery.
I thought (and hoped) that it would just be Maggie and Ethan trying to solve the mystery, but no.
To give you an idea here’s a list of all the characters in this story that I can remember: Maggie and Ethan, Sir Jasper, Inspector Dobson, the Duke and Duchess of Stratford, Rupert and Kitty and their children, their children’s Nanny, Dr. Charles, James the butler, Freddy Banes. And there might have been more.
What’s even worse, I did not like a single one of them. Especially Maggie and Ethan, which I’m pretty sure I was supposed to like since they’re the main characters in this romance. All of them just annoyed me to varying degrees.
But back to the story, after Maggie and Ethan arrived and Eleanor disappeared, the two of them try to work together and their behaviour was just so odd. Like they think someone in the house did something to Eleanor, possibly murdered her, and they are trying to find clues and stuff and then all of a sudden they would just randomly start flirting and making out, eventually even having sex while still searching for this missing woman and staying in a house with people they suspect of murder. Like that's just weird?
Maybe I took it too seriously, but their actions didn’t match the seriousness of the situation at all, nor did the things they said and thought. Maggie kept talking about how much she hated Ethan (for no reason) and then they'd start kissing out of nowhere? They acted so familiar with each other, and I just kept thinking how they don’t even know each other. It was really frustrating to read. And it got more frustrating the further I got.
My favourite scene has to be this though: Close to the end, someone knocked Maggie out, dragged her to some shack, tied her up and left her there. Ethan finds her, tries to get her out, someone sets the whole thing on fire. They escape to some cottage, she’s actively bleeding from a head wound, and then they just have sex right then and there. Like wtf is happening?!
Also the whole story revolves around finding Eleanor and then they don’t really? She’s just gone? Because this was all some elaborate plan? And now she lives on a Greek island with the butler??!!
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I’m not into christmasy books at all but this cover speaks to me for some reason 👀 🤸♀️
Fingers crossed it’s more on the wintry side!