It pains me to write this as much as it pained me to read this, as Kate’s writing usually is a hit for me. This was a complete fumble and a miss—full of contradictory characters with no chemistry and an entirely too verbose romantic dramedy. If you’re looking for intolerable characters and writing, read this book. Also, as someone in the medical field, I’m usually good at separating fiction from the real world, but Kate, at least do a little research before you write complete inaccuracies and portrayals. I would have DNF’d this book if I wasn’t buddy reading it with a friend (who also hated it for the reasons I will get into).
Let’s start with the fact this is 500+ pages. It was unnecessarily long. You could say, “I grabbed onto his arm as our suitcases danced and slid on the ice.” Or you can be this author and write a 40 word sentence out of it. I don’t want to read romances this long, especially with no plot. Which mind you, there may have been a plot, but we lost it along the way.
The timelines are choppy and you truly don’t know how much time has passed. One week is written and drawn out to feel like over a month, months are written vaguely and feel like a couple days. Truly, for such a verbose story it is quite lacking in actual execution or organization.
Jane, an unprofessional and “quirky” surgical RN, and Lucian, an introverted and “grumpy” cardiothoracic surgeon, head to the UK and France to perform a groundbreaking surgical procedure. You will barely hear about this procedure throughout the book and when it’s actually done, you’ll hear nothing more of it and have to assume the results were successful? There truly is not a real, only implied, resolution for this “plot”.
I’m going to start by analyzing Jane’s character and every single way I loathed her. She was written with the intention to be quirky, but I found she was inappropriate, ignorant, brash, a walking contradiction, and a manipulator who thrived at gaslighting Lucian. Her character was not cute, and I believe the goal was to make her the “sunshine” of this story that saved our tortured MMC, but seriously, she was a f’ing wreck who truly was one of the most selfish characters I’ve read about. Someone tell her to read The Four Agreements, because this b**** could learn something about making one’s word impeccable, not taking things personally, not making assumptions and giving everything her best. It was supposed to be comedic, but this girl’s entire existence is the punch line of the joke. The book starts off about how unprepared she was for travel and the UK weather, and it only gets worse when you realize how ignorant, lazy and unprepared for life she truly is. You’d trust this woman taking care of you as a nurse? This girl doesn’t even, and shouldn’t, trust herself.
Now, I will leave you with some quick tidbits and quotes from Jane to drive my point:
•Jane refers to her v@gina as a kitty or cat the entire book and consistently likes to say it’s “purrrrrinnnngggg” or “pet the kitty”. Kitty is said at least 21 times from my count.
•”If you’re feeling any sort of buyer’s remorse right now, I think it’s important you know it’s much too late, Doc. You already took the kitty home and petted it. No refunds.”
•”It’s part of the Jane Cartwright luxury package, and unfortunately those who pet my kitty subject themselves to it.”
•”I should have freaking known why my moods were swinging like a dick in joggers.”
Now, for Lucian. Lucian is made out to be an introverted, “grumpy”, “prick” of a doctor. He’s what you’d expect out of a surgeon—to the point, reliable, intelligent and a bit serious. He has some unresolved traumas from the family he grew up in, where it seemed money talked, but the family did not. He also lost a young brother which continued to alter and break apart their family dynamic. He wasn’t an intolerable character, and most of the time I just felt like he was a lost puppy being ridiculed for existing. Jane spent the entire book trying to “help” him, but to me, it seemed more like she was trying to change him. She manipulated and gaslighted him in many ways. Unfortunately, this man came from abuse and a broken home, thus the abuse from her did not seem like abuse at all because he couldn’t identify it. Poor lost puppy of a guy seemed like he ran around with his tail tucked.
Now, for their chemistry and romance. It was forced. There was none. It should’ve been show, don’t tell. There weren’t really many actions that proved this chemistry they spoke of. He was made to do uncomfortable things and put in unnecessary situations by Jane, that’s not chemistry, that’s trauma. The author tells us of this chemistry he “feels”, but as a reader, I didn’t feel it, only read it. Jane is insecure and ashamed of herself and hides things from Lucian the entire story but then manipulates and gaslights him every time she is caught or called out. She doesn’t apologize for her aggressive behaviors, only demands to be apologized to. She’s not truthful, she’s a mess. All the times that were spicy were written in a way to drive the book for the reader at a meager attempt to continue to engage them, not because the characters had any actual palpable chemistry.
And now, I must also touch on Ch 35, the anticipated Ravenhood cameo. It was unnecessary and did not fit into the book at all. The way the Ravens were written and the way Jane’s character is written, it makes no sense that the Ravens would befriend this woman or continue a relationship in any way. I love a lot of Kate’s other books, including the Ravenhood Series, but let’s just let Ravenhood stay in the Ravenhood. I know it is the author’s most popular series, but this book in that world makes no sense. The cameo seemed more for attracting readers to this book (riding the Raven train) than it was for purpose or plot.
I won’t get into more details telling you why I did not enjoy this book, because I seriously could be as verbose as Kate was writing this book. I’m just hoping if my spoiler-free review can save someone the trouble of this cringey monstrosity, it will.