Kill Him Twice is set back in Los Angeles and, because Los Angeles is a Tinseltown, the opening scene is on a movie set where a science fiction monster flick is being filmed. “She raced past the carnivorous seaweed, leaped over a clump of man-eating yummym, and skirted the boiling-lava beds. She was wearing what appeared to be a negligee the color and thickness of thin fog, which slid up her thighs as she ran, bare legs flashing white in the sunlight. She was moving very speedily, but the giant oysters were still gaining on her. Clack-clack, went the oysters. Her name was Cherry Dayne, spelled hoo-boy, and she was the kind of gal the people in my dreams dream about — five feet, five inches tall, a hundred and twenty pounds arranged 36-22-36 above those fabulous legs, and a face flaunting incandescent lips and acetylene-blue eyes, topped by beige-blonde hair the approximate shade of boiling honey. Yeah, it sure looked as if those oysters were going to get her. She’d run past the boiling-lava beds and stopped at the cliff’s edge. Below the cliff was the horrible Lake of Fire. She was trapped.”
Scott is only there to chat with one of the actresses – Natasha Antoinette, but he has to wait until she films her final scene, falling off a cliff into a burning lake. Meanwhile, he has to cool his heels starry-eyed with Cherry Dayne and the improbably named Vivian Virgin.
Go back a few hours and the reader learns that Scott was in the middle of a date where he was going to try barbecuing steaks in the middle of his living room when the phone rang. The editor of a Hollywood gossip rag needs his help right now. That guy -Waverly – disappears before Scott can get to his office and then turns up at the scene of a murder, seemingly guilty. The cops are already there. Scott doesn’t know why Waverly wanted to hire him, but it couldn’t have involved a murder that has yet to be committed.
Amid commentary about the falsity and fakeness of Hollywood, we get a solid private eye story. Indeed, We are told: “Weird things happen in Hollywood. Errant twitches gather in high-powered noodles and on occasion erupt into mania. We natives live in the midst of controlled madness, on the thin edge of convulsion. It could hardly be otherwise. People who sell dreams have to expect to buy a few nightmares.”
But, of course, it’s not all unicorns and roses, because all these Hollywood people act out inappropriately, perhaps forgetting that they are not always playing a part on stage. Thus, they are subject to blackmail.
There are hoodlums involved right from the start, beginning with Al Grant, the boss, and his hoodlum followers such as Mooneyes and JB Kester. Other characters included columnist Finley Pike, director Jeremy Slade, and actor Ed Howell. Scott gets answers by using a crazy gimmick late in the story. It’s a bold setup that, if this has been a movie, would have played for laughs.