Not sure what to write here. Like do you want my life story or just some fun facts? Fuck it I'll do both.
-I grew up just outside of Baltimore.
-I can crack my right ear (idk why).
-I was a little shit in school until a teacher helped me get my anger under control (Thank you Mrs. L).
-I once threw up in my professor's trash can and told him I had food poisoning just so he'd accept my late final.
-With my anger under control the school realized I was smart apparently, I got put in gifted classes and aced my way through college with minimal effort. This would later backfire.
-I became an unofficial cryptid at my college because I rode a kid's scooter to class and wore a beanie everyday. They called me Beanie Scoot and even wrote fan fiction about me.
-A bunch of sad shit happened, I realized just how mentally unwell I was, I figured out how to deal with it, I wrote a book about it, and now we're here.
-I'm a massive weeb
-My Author photo is a few years old from when I tried being a streamer, but it's the best picture I've taken so we're sticking with it.