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206 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 1, 2010
Prior to take off from Düsseldorf to Berlin, a stewardess welcomed us:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, we welcome you on board of our flight to Munich."
As people started panicking, the pilot made the following announcement:
"Good morning from the cockpit as well. The pilot, copilot and autopilot would much rather fly to Berlin instead of Munich. Who'd like to come with us? Well, looks like there's already three of us, not to mention the passengers – I'm thinking the nice stewardess is now overruled. So let's just go to Berlin!"
The stewardess then apologized to all passengers.

On a flight from Bangkok to Malaysia there were rather few flight attendants on board. As the flight was a short one, the stewardess asked us if we'd agree for her not to recite the safety instructions. Everyone agreed except for an American woman. So the stewardess went up to her and said:
"Listen Lady, it’s very easy: we crash, you die!"
During a flight with a propeller plane from Chicago to Indianapolis we experienced some very strong turbulences, and several passengers got scared. At this point, the pilot lifted the curtain separating the cockpit from the passengers, and said:
"If any of you thinks that they can fly smoother than me, they're free to give it a try."
After that, there was silence in the cabin.
