I died and went to simple bitch hell. My greek gods have been Cullen-ified. da fuq, bruh?
With all of the positive reviews people are giving this book, I have to wonder if I read the same book as everyone else, or if I just got a copy whose cover had been swapped. The first book was just as bad as this one, but I love mythology and I thought the concept was interesting, so I picked up this one--even though I knew it was going to be bad, I tried to give Ms. Carter a chance. but, no. This was just as bad as The Goddess Test.
First of all, you can whittle down your vampires until they're nothing but hollow bones, but you don't get to f--k up my mythology. I love mythology. I love being, both, in awe, and in terror, of Hera, and I love that Hades is who he has to be. One of the awesome things about being a god is that YOU get to make the rules. I read this, and I was, not only disappointed, but angry. Because if you're going to write about mythology--about Hades and Persephone, especially, you DON'T turn them into angst-ridden, broody lovebirds and totally disregard the fact that Persephone was kidnapped. I am so angry right now that I can barely even type.
WTF IS THIS BOOK? I DO NOT WANT. I WANTED GREEK MYTHOLOGY. I WANTED THE OPPOSITE OF WHATEVER THE HELL THIS IS.
A VIRGIN? REALLY? You made the god of the underworld, Hades, who has been alive for EONS, a twenty-something year old virgin? Ms. Carter, do you know nothing of greek mythology?
OH, and this tortured lovers thing is played out. Especially since Kate needs to hate on other girls. Ava liked sex, and Persephone fell in love with a man who DIDN'T kidnap/rape her (I know, girls are shocking like that, loving guys who aren't totally douchebags), and Kate thinks that because she is a virgin she is better than them, and this makes them wanton whores? I was so not digging the girl-on-girl hate here. I love conflict in interpersonal relationships, but you need to do better than "this girl hates me because her boyfriend likes me more because I've never had sex with anyone before him" bull, alright? it's not cool, not new, not fresh.
Oh, wow, it's the second book, and Kate is still using childish euphemisms for sex. are you kidding me, right now? It's a three-letter word. If you're going to be sleeping with someone, you should probably not be afraid to use the word "sex". Just, ugh. It didn't make me think of her as "chaste", or "beautiful", or "priceless", it just infantilized her and reminded me of how young she is, compared to the eons-old Henry. Stop it. No me gusta. Do not want. Christianity and mythology do not mix well, here. You want to tell me that Chronos is here to avenge his baby girl because the guy she loves doesn't love her back? You want to tell me that Kate is better than any other girl there because she's still a virgin? F--k that noise.
This book is pretty much Twi-lite, with mythology, which pisses me off. You f'd up my mythology. Aimee Carter, stop.
Also, could anyone have picked crappier names? Zeus is "Walter"? Hades is "Henry"? What the hell? They are greek GODS, not your friendly neighborhood accountant.
I'm just...this book is so bad. I just can't, right now.
I have lost the ability to can.