Bravo, David-Jack! I crown this book as no. 1 vampire slasher of 2024!
If you’re like me and are constantly in search of fresh takes on vampires and haunted houses, pick up The Count.
Ever wondered what could make a person crave blood out of nowhere? Sam had to find out the hard way. After a terrible break up, he finds himself in need of a home. That’s when he decides it’s a good idea to move into a dilapidated house which has weird stains on the floor, a peculiar ticking coming from the walls, and an overall sense that the house is somehow… alive.
At the heart of this book is a brilliant cast of diverse characters that you can’t help but feel bad for as events unfold, no matter how questionable their morals are. The relationships are especially great, shown through many emotional scenes that provide the perfect balance for the gory, visceral bits of the book.
I was so worried for all of them; Patrick, who is the bestest friend anyone could ask for, Corry, Patrick’s boyfriend and a police officer, who was just trying to help everyone, Jimmy, the mover who would go to the end of the world for friendship, and even The Child, who is the spawn of evil but also maybe would have grown normal if Shelley wasn’t such a… bitch. I got so attached to this bunch that every missed chance at salvation had me biting my nails, every death made my chest ache, and that ending…? Nearly BROKE me — a testimony to David-Jack’s skill with words and not shying away from torturing his characters, psychologically or otherwise.