You guys, do you know how long it's been since I read one of these on purpose? What is "one of these", you say? Why, I'm so glad you asked. "These" are books I get for free from this website called BookBub. They're usually of the sultry, smutty, romantic variety, and how bad the book is can be determined by how bad the cover is. Which is why I expected this book to be at least two stars, but alas. Unlike many of the other one star books I've read over the past year or so, these, I get into knowing how bad they are. It's just...entertaining. I've read a *lot* of heart-wrenching, heavy-duty books this year, and I wanted to read something I knew I would hate. In that aspect, this did not disappoint, though it came quite close.
The first twenty minutes or around as many pages of this book, were fun. No, seriously, if I had to evaluate this book just based on those pages, I would've given it a minimum of four stars. But the moment our protagonists got together, it was all downhill. Because their relationship became all about the "down" part. See, here's the thing I don't get about this book. There's this whole build up around the sex. So there's this three date rule that they set, before which they cannot have sex. Which, in general, is okay, acceptable. But. In this book, there is this sort of anticipation from the first date itself. Which, again is okay, but these two kids spend all their time just talking about or doing things precursory to the forthcoming sex. I mean, just do it already! If your fear is that he will leave you if you sleep together on the first date, what is the guarantee that he won't after you sleep together on the third date? THERE IS NO LOGIC TO THIS ARRANGEMENT! Especially, you know, if you voice your concerns that that is why you're waiting for the third date.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but there is way too much sex in this book. There is talk of it from the moment Braden (is it?) and Gabrielle see each other outside the confines of their work environment. And the act itself doesn't stop post their third date. Seriously, these so called, professional, mid-twenty year old lawyers cannot stop humping like rabbits. How they get any work done is beyond me. How they manage to keep their jobs is also a mystery, because between all that hot sex, I can't quite see where they find the time to actually do anything else. There is such a thing as too much sex, and this book is testament to that. No, seriously, that's the remaining 80% of the story, and frankly, it got tedious as anything. There was no more of the smart banter, rather, more talks about Gabrielle's loud orgasms. The "thrilling" or "suspense" aspect of it was irritatingly unnecessary and stupid. There's also a sex party/orgy in the end which could've been hilarious, but it fell more on the ridiculous spectrum, and not in a nice way.
It honestly had me wishing it would end soon, because I couldn't handle the level of cheesiness anymore. Or the sex. I couldn't handle that either. The one star is merely for the beginning of the book, because I wholeheartedly give the rest of it zero stars. This is one of my PSA reviews, you guys, don't read this book.