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There’s life in the old dog yet…
When Jeremy Clovenhoof realises that he’s become too fond of his creature comforts, he signs on as a roadie for a Danish heavy metal band and goes on tour.
A whirlwind adventure of sex, drugs and rock and roll awaits this horny devil. However, things take a turn for the ridiculous when they pick up a band of Morris dancers on their way to a grudge match competition in the North of England. Will the world ever be ready for the unholy fusion of rock music and folk dancing, especially when it’s Clovenhoof centre stage?
The ninth book in the Clovenhoof series is a madcap romp featuring talking dogs, disco-dancing angels, naughty vintage books, flamethrower guitars and a conga dance into the gates of Hell.
Praise for the Clovenhoof
“Clever and utterly hilarious!”
“Sharp, witty and intelligent. Easily one of the funniest books I've ever read.”
“You can't help but become immersed in the ridiculous plot and fabulous characters.”
“Full of dark humour, satire and surprising twists, I embarrassed myself more than once by laughing out loud at this book in the most inappropriate places.”
When Jeremy Clovenhoof realises that he’s become too fond of his creature comforts, he signs on as a roadie for a Danish heavy metal band and goes on tour.
A whirlwind adventure of sex, drugs and rock and roll awaits this horny devil. However, things take a turn for the ridiculous when they pick up a band of Morris dancers on their way to a grudge match competition in the North of England. Will the world ever be ready for the unholy fusion of rock music and folk dancing, especially when it’s Clovenhoof centre stage?
The ninth book in the Clovenhoof series is a madcap romp featuring talking dogs, disco-dancing angels, naughty vintage books, flamethrower guitars and a conga dance into the gates of Hell.
Praise for the Clovenhoof
“Clever and utterly hilarious!”
“Sharp, witty and intelligent. Easily one of the funniest books I've ever read.”
“You can't help but become immersed in the ridiculous plot and fabulous characters.”
“Full of dark humour, satire and surprising twists, I embarrassed myself more than once by laughing out loud at this book in the most inappropriate places.”
426 pages, Kindle Edition
Published April 25, 2024
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Displaying 1 - 8 of 8 reviews
June 2, 2024
Heide Goody and Iain Grant never disappoint with their tales of Jeremy "Satan" Clovenhoof
This book has it all for Jeremy, Ben, Nerys and Twinkle.
If ever you wondered what happens when Satan, truly free will, heavy metal and Morris dancing come together, then you need this book. Oh and don't forget to add an unhealthy dose of bull semen to the mix to get the party started.
All of the usual characters reach new depths of depravity and get as close to Hell as can be imagined. You need to have a fairly weird / vivid imagination to produce such work and I'm so pleased that Heidi Goody and Iain Grant are two such people.
I can't help but include a few quotes that just made me laugh and they're not spoilers. Although I guess it's down to the review reviewer to decide if they stay.
“I only lay out suggestions,” said Clovenhoof innocently. “It’s not my fault if my persuasive tongue and sexual pheromones encourage certain behaviour.”
“I wonder what horse jizz tastes like,” Clovenhoof mused. Several men continued to be very busy being ill everywhere.
“We gotta wank to get ourselves out of a bind!” cackled Aksel with insane glee.
You really need to read this book.
Roll on book 10.....
This book has it all for Jeremy, Ben, Nerys and Twinkle.
If ever you wondered what happens when Satan, truly free will, heavy metal and Morris dancing come together, then you need this book. Oh and don't forget to add an unhealthy dose of bull semen to the mix to get the party started.
All of the usual characters reach new depths of depravity and get as close to Hell as can be imagined. You need to have a fairly weird / vivid imagination to produce such work and I'm so pleased that Heidi Goody and Iain Grant are two such people.
I can't help but include a few quotes that just made me laugh and they're not spoilers. Although I guess it's down to the review reviewer to decide if they stay.
“I only lay out suggestions,” said Clovenhoof innocently. “It’s not my fault if my persuasive tongue and sexual pheromones encourage certain behaviour.”
“I wonder what horse jizz tastes like,” Clovenhoof mused. Several men continued to be very busy being ill everywhere.
“We gotta wank to get ourselves out of a bind!” cackled Aksel with insane glee.
You really need to read this book.
Roll on book 10.....
June 28, 2024
Enjoyable as always. Love these characters and the shenanigans they get up to.
Not as laugh out loud funny as others in the series for me but still great.
Not as laugh out loud funny as others in the series for me but still great.
April 29, 2024
loved it!
These two don’t publish fast enough! I need more! I love this series and may just have to start at the beginning again
These two don’t publish fast enough! I need more! I love this series and may just have to start at the beginning again
May 4, 2024
needs a proof read , lots of typos
May 12, 2024
Clovenhoof returns
Finally he's back and causing chaos everywhere he goes, a must read for fans old and new, hopefully he'll be back soon
Finally he's back and causing chaos everywhere he goes, a must read for fans old and new, hopefully he'll be back soon
August 28, 2024
very funny and original
I enjoyed it a lot, highly recommended and I still need thirteen more words to allow this to be submitted!
I enjoyed it a lot, highly recommended and I still need thirteen more words to allow this to be submitted!
January 24, 2025
4.5 stars. I love this series. It's like reading an episode of the Office crossed with adventure buddy comedy.
May 2, 2025
Back to top form
Perhaps because of splitting the story in to do many sub plots,weak characterization did not spoil this book like the last. Very much back on,top form
Perhaps because of splitting the story in to do many sub plots,weak characterization did not spoil this book like the last. Very much back on,top form
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