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First published November 1, 2013






“And this is your close friend, Drew?” Derek asked looking at Mark.
“Good buddy... Just hanging out here. Doing guy stuff.”
“Talking about women. And sports. And beer. And uh...” Mark added.
“Condoms,” Drew added and I rolled my eyes. Brilliant.

. . .pretty eccentric and rather awkward at times. I made corny jokes and odd observations. I was the queen of too much information. I was uncoordinated and could manage to trip while standing in place. I had some unconventional ideas and my life often resembled an episode of I Love Lucy. Let's just say I was an acquired taste.
I don't mean to sound so anxious. It's just hard to wrap my head around the idea of getting married, let alone marrying you. Sometimes I still can't even believe that I get to see you naked.
You don't want to invite that woman into your home! You'll have to have it cleansed by a medicine man and blessed by a priest after she leaves!