Dirty Wet Bastard

by Becca Vale

The man who knocked my mother up walked away from her without a backward glance, making it clear she meant nothing to him and that I was worth even less.

He already had a wife. And eventually that woman gave him a son, too.

A perfect son. A golden boy. A half-brother I should resent the hell out of since he’s the one deemed worthy of carrying our father’s family name.

But I can’t resent perfect little Luca if I don’t know he exists, which I don’t… until he finds out I exist, and tracks me down online, insisting that I be a part of his life even if our father never knows about it.

That was three years ago, and now he’s pushing for more.

He’s finally left home, heading for college, and he wants me to be the one to drive him there.

Fucking entitled, much?

It’s not like I don’t have better things to do with my time.

And yet, here I am. And the way he keeps looking at me like he’s grateful for every scrap of attention I give him, like I’m his fucking everything, is chipping away at the walls I normally live behind.

But worse, it’s also tempting me to see just how far he’ll let me go in order to please me…

Genres: M M Romance, Novella, LGBT, Erotica

ebook

Published February 29, 2024

Reviews

[BookSafety Reviews · Rating 4 out of 5]

Book safety, content warnings, and tropes down below.

He’s right. Being his brother isn’t just enough, it’s everything. I shouldn’t want to be his baby, too.

My first time reading watersports and I was more into it than I thought I’d be! I really enjoy Becca’s novellas. Sometimes you just need some well-written filth, and this author does exactly that so well. Did Luca’s need for love and pleasing his brother also make me tear up? Yes. Apparently there is no limit to what type of fiction that’ll make me cry.

Roman is so angry and really wants to hate Luca, but he’s way too cute and sweet to actually hate, lol. I mean, I would probably feel some resentment too if my dad did what their dad did. I did fear I would dislike Roman too much in the beginning for how he talked to Luca, but thankfully you can see through the blustering bs pretty quickly.

3.5 🌟

⬇️ Blanket spoiler warning ⬇️

⚠️ Tropes & content tags ⚠️
Incest
Brothers kissing on the mouth
Taboo
Erotica
Novella
Happy ending
Watersports
Half brothers
Sorta hate to love (one-sided)
Asshole MC
Abrasive older brother
Sweetheart younger brother
First time meeting irl
Humiliation kink
‘good boy’
Tattooed MC
Size difference
Virgin MC
Possessiveness
D/s dynamic (not ‘official’)

⚠️ Content warning ⚠️
Explicit sexual content
Humiliation
Mentions of cheating dad
Parental abandonment (past)
Face-fucking
Watersports/piss play
Minor instance of spanking
Mild degredation

⚠️Book safety ⚠️
Cheating: No
Other person drama: No
Breakup: No
POV: 1st person, dual
Genre: Taboo erotica
Pairing: M/M
Strict roles or versatile: Strict roles
Main characters’ age: 18 and 25
Series: Standalone
Kindle Unlimited: No (smashwords)
Pages: 69
Happy ending: Yes


I already know that Roman will probably never say nice things to me, but that’s okay. No one does, and I don’t expect him to be the first. But he is the first for other things. Like making me feel seen. Like paying attention to me. Showing up for me. Making me feel... wanted.

“I want to be, um, be good for you, like you said.” His muscle tenses under my hand. “You want to be my good boy?” I nod quickly. “Yes, please. That. Or, um, anything. Anything you want.”



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[Audi♡ · Rating 3 out of 5]

That shower scene was filthy 🥵

[klinta]

not me reading TWO piss play books in a row. guys i swear i’m not looking for piss it finds me 😔

gonna leave this one unrated, twas not for me and it wasn’t even the piss.

[⭐️ · Rating 5 out of 5]

UM… THIS WAS SO GOOD I WISH THIS WAS A SERIES??? Omg Luca is the sweetest and Roman is surprisingly a lovely guy (omfg the tattoo???). I am desperate for a part 2 but i dont think the author does those??

[Peppa · Rating 4 out of 5]

Never thought I won’t end up here and like it …

[MunWolfieSNM · Rating 5 out of 5]

Los personajes de este me han encantado, enamorado y hecho sentir de todo en solo 67 páginas.

SUPER HOT.

[BelleLovesRomance · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book got me feeling all kinds of emotions. Hard. I was sad for Roman and Luca because they an a**hole dad. Actually, a**hole is too mild of a word for Rogers.

But reading this got me all teary-eyed. My poor baby Luca.

"I already know that Roman will probably never say nice things to me, but that’s okay. No one does, and I don’t expect him to be the first.

But he is the first for other things.

Like making me feel seen. Like paying attention to me. Showing up for me. Making me feel... wanted." –Luca

I think Roman also feels the same, cuz his dad abandoned him. My poor babies. 😭


But the highlight of this book is during the drive, specifically, the soda scene that leads to the *clears throat* water play. It got me grinning and kicking my feet like crazy in the middle of the night. The tension and built-up were like no other. I felt so nervous for Luca. And it all ended up like a nuclear bomb went off and felt so satisfying. 🥵

This one is one of my favorites and I can already picture myself rereading it over and over again. 💦🚿🛁

[Ash · Rating 5 out of 5]

4.5 ⭐️
3 🌶️

Roman irked my soul in the beginning being an asshole to sweet whimpery baby Luca but he got there in the end for me.

Omorashi and then the marking!! Ugh so good. I could have used so many more chapters of them!

[peoniesandmm · Rating 5 out of 5]

loved every hot, dirty moment of this 😏

[M's ☆~HEA~☆ · Rating 1 out of 5]

“You got gummy bears!” he says, turning shining eyes on me like I’m a fucking god.

The receiver of gummy bears is 18 and on his way to college.

“Don’t choke on them,” I growl, letting my foot get a little heavier on the gas pedal, even though the last thing I want to do is make this trip go by too fast.

Then, as if on cue, the toddler 18 yr old chokes. This really has nothing to do with anything except for making me roll my eyes and understand that Luca is a dimwit the way he's written. Luca then washes his snacks down with a couple of sodas & announces to Roman that he has to pee. Roman decides on the spot that he's going to dominate Luca's bladder, force him to finish off the 6pack of soda, and deny him a quick trip to a rest stop.

I’ll tease him some more about the cute little pee-pee dance he’s doing in the seat.

Cute pee pee dance eh? Ok. Apparently Luca, who just met his growling miserable half-brother in person 30minutes ago, is 100% on board with this plan. Cool.

I peel his urine and cum-soaked pants off his soft, damp skin, kissing and caressing him every step of the way.

Roman eventually gets a motel room and allows Luca to pee on himself in the bathtub. Then he pees on Luca.

“Who do you belong to now, Luca?” He blinks, his eyes slowly returning to mine. “What?”///////“Say it,” I demand, grabbing the back of his neck and pulling him forward. “Tell me who owns this perfect fucking body.” “Oh,” he breathes, his eyes widening. “Um... you?” “Yes,” I growl, leaning down and pressing our foreheads together.

Why is Luca always so spacey? It's concerning. Then it's declared that Luca can't be touched by anyone at college because he is now owned by brother.

I loathed this book. The MCs are like caricatures with exaggerated trope personalities, zero depth, & silly OTT dialogue. I read this because of the high rating but I don't agree with any of you.

[Kim B · Rating 5 out of 5]

oh my gosh Becca ☺️ (me blushing)...this book! I seriously don't know how she dreams these books up, but she manages to make them so dang spicy and taboo but also sweet at the same time. This is the grumpy / sunshine trope done so well! Roman and Luca are half brothers. Roman is the bastard son who the father refuses to acknowledge while Luca was raised with a silver spoon. When Luca learns about Roman, he reaches out and they keep in touch long distance for several years. When it is time for Luca to head to college, he chooses one close to Roman (but that's a secret 😉) and asks him to pick him up at the airport and drive him there. What starts as a road trip and the first time they physically meet one another ends in so much more!! Prepare yourself for some serious heat.


grumpy / sunshine: “...maybe that’s why I picked up some road snacks before getting to the airport. I don’t even like sweet things—other than the one sitting next to me—but he sure as shit does.”

Sweet Luca: “For you. Always. I’ll always be good for you, Roman. I’ll always do whatever you want.”

don't let the sweetness fool ya - it's also 🥵 🥵 🥵

[Giulia’s bookshelf · Rating 5 out of 5]

Oooooh this one was FILTHYYYYYY

Roman really wasn't ready to unravel and discover the secrets behind his beautiful perfect little step brother. His need to completely overpower and control his baby's body gets to an all time high when Luca unintentionally reveals what he wants... and he wants everything Roman has to give!

These filthy boys having a moment in the car are NOTHING compared to these same filthy boys having their most beautiful and impactful and soooo DIRTY moment in the shower...

Did I know I loved water sports this much? Kinda... but not to this level. And now I want more and I want it even more depraved.

[Sara Barney · Rating 5 out of 5]

Dirty is right and this was filthy in just the right way. Here we have a big brother who can't reconcile his feelings toward his little half brother who has everything he was denied by their father. Roman is helping Luca with a ride to college but can't help but torture him a little on the way and when he finds out how much Luca likes it then all bets are off. I enjoyed Luca being needy and eager to please his big brother to the point beyond discomfort and humiliation and Roman making him -and me- like it.

[Books and Gems · Rating 4 out of 5]

This was dirty, filthy, nasty and sweet?? Lol Luca was smitten with Roman. And Roman was so protective of Luca. They were both dirty and filthy and perfect for each other. I wasn’t too sure about the water sports in this, but it was handled in an interesting way. Overall I enjoyed it, but I do wish there could have been an epilogue with an update of them once Luca was at college.

[Collin Simmons · Rating 4 out of 5]

It was fast paced, with little elements of dom/sub, degradation and humiliation. Loved Roman and Luca, and how they explored things, it wasn't something that just happened cuz the feelings were there from the starts, just the trip to Luca's college sparked the fire and then it never died down. Trigger warnings are - orgasm denial, watersports, praise and degradation.

[Becca Vale]

Looking for taboo gay smut? Hoping for some water sports, piss play, golden showers, or omorashi? If you like it with a side of humiliation kink, then find this yummy brocest short on Smashwords!

[kayla · Rating 1 out of 5]

this could’ve been good if it was an actual story and more in depth. really it’s just a taboo sex scene with D/s dynamics and water sports and nothing else 🤷🏻‍♀️ this should have been on wattpad or an addition to a full length novel that provided back story and an actual connection.

[Meghan · Rating 3 out of 5]

Roman and Luca

[Leo · Rating 2 out of 5]

2☆

𝕊𝕡𝕚𝕔𝕖:🔥🔥
𝕃𝕒𝕦𝕘𝕙𝕤:😆
𝕋𝕖𝕒𝕣𝕤:😐
𝕄ℂ𝕤: Luca, Roman
ℙ𝕆𝕍: 1st, Dual.
𝕋𝕣𝕠𝕡𝕖𝕤: Incest

[Seraphina · Rating 3 out of 5]

I am not a fan of watersports and would have given 2⭐️except I love a possessive MMC paired with a needy clingy MMC plus I adore the biting. And of cos am a Becca vale fan - so on balance it is up to 3 ⭐️/3⭐️💫. What can I say? I love these books.

[Jenna · Rating 3 out of 5]

I make no apologies for the shit I read anymore...
So dirty! Love these quick reads.

[guiomar · Rating 3 out of 5]

3.5⭐
lo q se hace por conseguir el reto de gr 😮‍💨

[Quinn · Rating 3 out of 5]

Adding so I know I’ve read it!

[Na It' · Rating 3 out of 5]

Crazy and kinky as fxxk. The style is good though.

[Bibliophile · Rating 3 out of 5]

Damn I didn’t expect to be into this 😱

It was so damn hit and i think this is a first for me to read spice with a true watersport kink in it as the main kink 🥵 loving it ✨

[Rozanna's fantasy romance & smut corner · Rating 3 out of 5]

not my kink

[Bernadette · Rating 1 out of 5]

short hotness

[K · Rating 4 out of 5]

Luca is adorable! And Roman is a bit of an ass but in a sweetish way?

[Liz · Rating 1 out of 5]

⭐️✨ never thought i’d read shit like this but here i am

[Brianna · Rating 5 out of 5]

Oh my god please do not judge me but my lord this was NASTY and just plain delicious.

Reread #3 I think: This is my favorite one. That is all.

Reread #4??: this IS my favorite one. I have no shame.