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Dear Jane
Dear Jane,I am so sorry to have to tell you but our marriage is finally and really over and I never thought that I would ever say this to you but shit just happen sometimes. I guess it all began when I realized just how nasty a skank you really was. Don't you be a lookin' for me 'cause I won't be there when you finally get released from county.Hold on and be prepared to be grossed out. I. M. Telling has been at it again with the final farewell from a woman's husband in this Redneck satire.Content This story is intended for mature readers who will not be offended by graphic depictions of sex acts between consenting adults.
36 pages, Kindle Edition
First published February 23, 2013
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About the author
I.M. Telling
72 books83 followersIt occurred to him that perhaps, he might be a better writer of erotic fiction if he targeted his craft towards one person at a time, making love to one reader at a time. [ From I. M. Telling's story Simone and the Writer ]
"I am convinced that the mind is the most powerful sex organ in the body. I hope my stories generate stirrings within the reader, by being somewhat specific with the x-rated portions. Yet I mostly want my readers to make a journey of their own as they follow the changes happening inside the minds of my characters, who I consider to be my friends. I never judge nor fault my characters, as it is their journey and not mine." I. M Telling
Mr. Telling states "I prefer to evolve the characters within my tales, making their journey from where they start to where they reach by the last page as the reason for the story."
I.M. Telling lives in the southern United States, on the coast and has been a non-fiction writer for some time. He has always wanted to write erotica and is finally making that dream a reality. His writing includes everything from highly explicit erotica featuring interracial relationships, swinging, and cuckold tales to very sensual stories of bondage and examining the dynamics of open marriage. His wrting has also started to extend into other genres including adventure, humor, and stories with extreme violence.
Many of his writings take a tongue-in-cheek approach to the subject matter, often poking fun at stereotypes and purposely going over-the-top with subtle and dark humor, he often includes a twist ending.
Contact Information
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eMail Address: LateNightPublishing@gmail.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/I_M_Telling
Publisher's Web Site: http://www.LateNightPublishing.biz
Please feel free to send an email to I. M. Telling regarding his existing works plus any story ideas you might have.
"I am convinced that the mind is the most powerful sex organ in the body. I hope my stories generate stirrings within the reader, by being somewhat specific with the x-rated portions. Yet I mostly want my readers to make a journey of their own as they follow the changes happening inside the minds of my characters, who I consider to be my friends. I never judge nor fault my characters, as it is their journey and not mine." I. M Telling
Mr. Telling states "I prefer to evolve the characters within my tales, making their journey from where they start to where they reach by the last page as the reason for the story."
I.M. Telling lives in the southern United States, on the coast and has been a non-fiction writer for some time. He has always wanted to write erotica and is finally making that dream a reality. His writing includes everything from highly explicit erotica featuring interracial relationships, swinging, and cuckold tales to very sensual stories of bondage and examining the dynamics of open marriage. His wrting has also started to extend into other genres including adventure, humor, and stories with extreme violence.
Many of his writings take a tongue-in-cheek approach to the subject matter, often poking fun at stereotypes and purposely going over-the-top with subtle and dark humor, he often includes a twist ending.
Contact Information
===================
eMail Address: LateNightPublishing@gmail.com
Twitter: https://twitter.com/#!/I_M_Telling
Publisher's Web Site: http://www.LateNightPublishing.biz
Please feel free to send an email to I. M. Telling regarding his existing works plus any story ideas you might have.
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November 19, 2024
Dear Jane is grossly funny. Her husband is writing to her in jail to tell her he is ending the marriage. He helpfully points out her many faults as he compares her to his new girlfriend in one of the funniest list of female attractions by a male that you can imagine. Actually before I read this humorous tale, I never did imagine any of them. Don’t miss this story by I.M. Telling as he shows his readers how grossly funny he can get.
September 1, 2015
If you can't tell by the cover of Dear Jane, let me tell you it is funny, funny, funny. The man is writing to his wife in jail and comparing her to his new girl friend and telling her how pathetic she is in comparison. I laughed all the way from the first sentence to the last sentence.
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