The Land of Lost Things (Adventures Unlimited #1) by Andy Griffiths is a very short children’s book best suited, in my view, for bedtime or story time for toddlers under the age of two. When I refer to “children” here, I do so deliberately, because I genuinely believe that any average child older than that deserves far more respect for their developing intellect and imagination.
I have read many children’s novels and picture books, and while they often rely on the unnatural, the unexpected, and the whimsical—talking animals, exaggerated scenarios, and fantastical plots—they usually do so with purpose. The best children’s stories entertain while also offering a gentle moral or insight into life, emotions, relationships, or problem-solving, all wrapped in fun and creativity. These kinds of books encourage curiosity, imagination, and emotional growth. Unfortunately, I don’t feel Andy Griffiths achieves that balance here.
In short, this book falls well below what a child should reasonably expect from a story. Rather than nurturing a child’s mind or encouraging exploration of ideas, it feels dismissive of a child’s capacity to think, wonder, and grow. For any child over the age of two, the message comes across as: you’ll believe anything, so we won’t challenge you. I strongly believe children should be guided toward growth—mentally and emotionally—in ways that are playful, engaging, and age-appropriate, not held back in an intellectual holding pattern.
For these reasons, this book earns a one-star rating from me, even when judged purely as a bedtime story for young children.