Chapter 1: MC1 arrives at his new minor league hockey team, where we're introduced to 8 characters — with details of their hair color, eye color, skin color, height, and build. Pay attention, there may be a quiz later!
Chapter 2: Guess what! They're all gay! Well, one is bi, one ace. But on this randomly assembled NHL minor league team with a 15-man roster, *at least* 7 guys are queer. Oh, & they're coupled up! WTF, this is the first book in the series — is it connected to other books I haven't read? Am I supposed to already know these people?
Chapter 3: Didn't make it that far. So if there *is* a quiz, I didn't get to it. My ability to suspend disbelief crumpled under the strain, and I embraced the DNF @ 5%.