Mother F*cker

One Handed Holidays

by G. Eilsel

The One Handed Holidays Series - Mother's Day Novella.

June Hall is a bad bitch – successful lawyer, single mother, and all-around mighty woman. Hear her roar.

When her son surprises her with a week-long trip home from college, June’s world is rocked the minute she lays eyes on his friend who tags along. Phoenix is the handsome, brooding musician with an old soul. He has a lot to learn, and she’s a hell of a teacher.

But she knows better than to get involved with him. Knows what a bad idea it would be to fall for a man half her age.

... Doesn't she?

Author's This is an 18+ erotic novella based loosely on holiday themes. Read accordingly.

Genres: Novella, M F Romance, Romance, Dark Romance, Smut

195 pages, ebook

Published March 31, 2024

About the author

G. Eilsel started writing under this pen name in early 2024, publishing works in two genres she loves: eccentric novellas and MM romance.

Her writing puts a focus on sarcasm, snarky humor, sometimes horrible puns, and steamy scenes that'll make your momma blush. Expect heavy spice, in any sort of variety you're looking for-sweet, emotional, depraved, or downright questionable.

Some of her books are one-handed reads with minimal plot, others are more intricate stories that weave themselves through her brain and demand to be put on paper. Angsty and emotional, light and giggle-inducing, and everything in between can be found between the covers of her books.

She doesn't take herself too seriously, throwing pieces of her humor and quirky personality in her writing. If she can't live up to her title of a One-Handed author, then maybe she can at least make you smile.

Reviews

[bookishninaa · Rating 1 out of 5]

My mommy issues liked this one.

[Christina's Library · Rating 4 out of 5]

Love this spicy novela! The only reason I gave it 4 instead of 5 stars is because I didn't like the "training him" stuff. That took from the story but otherwise awsome. I especially like the belt scene🥵

[Milu Montoya · Rating 3 out of 5]

High in spicy 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

No tiene mucho contexto, pero es entretenido. :)

[Nina Rackham · Rating 4 out of 5]

This one had more of a story line behind the smut and I loved it!
Very well written, and the artwork throughout all of these books is unreal!! 😍😍🥵🥵

[A.G. · Rating 5 out of 5]

Want me to worship you? I'll live on my fucking knees.

Another sinfully smutty addition to the series, this time with forty-two-year-old June and her son's twenty-year-old friend, sweet and emo musician Phoenix. He's inexperienced, and she's willing to teach him, as long as they keep it a secret.

As always, there's a huge variety of scenes that keep you on your toes, and with a touch of sweetness and possession, it makes for a satisfying smutty read.

[Mandi medlin · Rating 5 out of 5]

Can I have a phoenix

Its short, its spicy and oh heck is it good. June gets a birthday surprise when her son Jacob comes home from college with his friend Phoenix. Jacob surprised her for her birthday and plans on staying for awhile with his friend. June is a newly single mom who has young man candy in her home. June and Phoenix can't fight the intense tension building between them. If you are looking for a short minimal plot spicy read grab this little spicy nugget

[Shannon Lee · Rating 4 out of 5]

🌶️: 5

Taboo, reverse age gap. Our MMC is the best friend of the FMCs son. All spice, no real plot but the writing was pretty good. I love that the FMC is plus size and interesting twist with the MMC lacking the experience you would expect from someone like him. Overall a quick and easy and enjoyable spicy read.

[Menthie · Rating 2 out of 5]

Well Fork

There was nothing *magical* about this novella like the other 3 & it was kind of disappointing. I also don't see a specific holiday in which this was themed around, except "mothers day".

This is your basic smutty reverse age gap

[Cate Pedroso Gomes · Rating 4 out of 5]

Oh mommy issues is a real thing! Lol I enjoyed this book, got me kicking my feet a lot of times. Nice and easy read. And the writer was right, she did write cock an incredible amount of times… and I appreciate her for it!!

Btw, I did google a blobfish… I shouldn’t.

[Laura Stone · Rating 5 out of 5]

I love all of these. Short and spicy!!

[Melany · Rating 5 out of 5]

5/5 spicyyyy stars!!!

[Raven · Rating 3 out of 5]

This was a quick, filthy, and forbidden read. It was purely for entertainment and I ate it up.

[Dee · Rating 4 out of 5]

I was after a smutty read, and this delivered.

[Abnieszka · Rating 3 out of 5]

Funny and sweet. It was feel good spicy story.

[Lara · Rating 4 out of 5]

Short, with little plot and spicy.
3.5/5 ⭐
3.5/5 🌶️

[Rocio Avalo · Rating 1 out of 5]

En este libro como la chica qué lo recomendó tiene puro sexo no hay mucha trama y eso solo

[Michelle Castillo · Rating 5 out of 5]

I love that the fact was short with a good storyline and good smut.

[Jennifer Martinez · Rating 5 out of 5]

Muy bueno y rápida lectura

[Lena · Rating 4 out of 5]

8/10. Las escenas spicy son todo que veer, ame las escenas, aun así me hubiera gustado que hubiera más trama y no solo sexo. Pero el libro realmente es 🔥🔥

[Ashlyn’s Bookcase · Rating 3 out of 5]

Format: 🗒️ kindle

[Willie Graham · Rating 4 out of 5]

There's a reason it's called 'One Handed' 😆
🔥🔥🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🥵'
Best one yet in her series 🤘
Age Gap
She's older
Son's friend
She teaches
He takes what he wants
Happy Ending

[Gabriella · Rating 3 out of 5]

ive read similar books to these so the trope wasn't weird but i felt like they went about it in an odd way. the sneaking around was more guilt ridden than hot. anyways it was pretty good for what it is!

[Hollyn · Rating 4 out of 5]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️/5
🌶️🌶️🌶️/5

-Age Gap (you will never catch me saying reverse anything just cause it’s a woman and I will die on that hill lol)
-Sons Best Friend
-Spicy Lessons
-Single Mom

Synopsis:
After catching her current boyfriend cheating on her birthday June is surprised by her son and his friend for the week. But there is an instant attraction between his son’s friend Phoenix and her, and they quickly can’t stay away.

My Thoughts:
Oooo this was taboo! 20 year age gap, DANG! And the FMC is older and gives the spicy lessons! This was a spicy and fun read, though still taboo!

[Jen Fish · Rating 4 out of 5]

I’m so happy for June that I couldn’t stop reading if I had wanted to.

Someone please point me in the direction of 20-year-old, acoustical engineers with striated forearms honed by playing piano and guitar.

[Shana · Rating 3 out of 5]

Welllllllll, it certainly was spicy, but I prefer the mystical magical stories: cupid, leprechaun, magical curse, etc... this one was just alright in comparison. :)