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Beneath the unassuming surface of a progressive women’s college lurks a world of intellectual pride and pomposity awaiting devastation by the pens of two brilliant and appalling wits. Randall Jarrell’s classic novel was originally published to overwhelming critical acclaim in 1954, forging a new standard for campus satire—and instantly yielding comparisons to Dorothy Parker’s razor-sharp barbs. Like his fictional nemesis, Jarrell cuts through the earnest conversations at Benton College—mischievously, but with mischief nowhere more wicked than when crusading against the vitriolic heroine herself.
“A most literate account of a group of most literate people by a writer of power. . . . A delight of true understanding.”—Wallace Stevens
“I’m greatly impressed by the real fun, the incisive satire, the closeness of observation, and in the end by a kind of sympathy and human warmth. It’s a remarkable book.”—Robert Penn Warren
“Move over Dorothy Parker. Pictures . . . is less a novel than a series of poisonous portraits, set pieces, and endlessly quotable put-downs. Read it less for plot than sharp satire, Jarrell’s forte.”—Mary Welp
“One of the wittiest books of modern times.”—New York Times
“[T]he father of the modern campus novel, and the wittiest of them all. Extraordinary to think that ‘political correctness’ was so deliciously dissected 50 years ago.”—Noel Malcolm, Sunday Telegraph
“A sustained exhibition of wit in the great tradition. . . . Immensely and very devastatingly shrewd.”—Edmund Fuller, Saturday Review
“[A] work of fiction, and a dizzying and brilliant work of social and literary criticism. Not only ‘a unique and serious joke-book,’ as Lowell called it, but also a meditation made up of epigrams.”—Michael Wood
290 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 1, 1954
Age could not wither nor custom stale her infinite monotony: in fact, neither age nor custom could do anything (as they said, their voices rising) with the American novelist Gertude Johnson.
Flo Whittaker had once gently reproved Dr, Rosenbaum for his attitude towards politics. She had done so by quoting to him, in tones that rather made for righteousness, a line of poetry she had often seen quoted in this connection: "We must love one another or die." Dr. Rosenbaum replied: "We must love one another and die."
Half the campus was designed by Bottom the Weaver, half by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe; Benton had been endowed with one to begin with, and had smiled and sweated and spoken for the other.
Jeremy Bentham's stuffed body would not have been ill at ease in their house.
He had not evolved to the stage of moral development at which hypocrisy was possible.
Her point of view about student work was that of a social worker teaching finger-painting to children or the insane.
As I walked back through Benton to my office, I hardly looked at Benton. I felt that I had misjudged Benton, somehow ... and yet I didn't fell repentant, only confused and willingly confused; and I was willing for Benton in its turn to misjudge me. I signed with it then a separate peace. There was no need for us to judge each other, we said, we knew each other too well; we knew each other by heart. Then we yawned and turned sleepily from each other, and sank back into sleep.
Mostly she wore, in the daytime in the winter, a tweed skirt, a sweater-set, and a necklace. The skirt looked as if a horse had left her its second-best blanket; the sweaters looked as if an old buffalo, sitting by a fire of peat, had knitted them for her from its coat of the winter before
Most of the people of Benton would have swallowed a porcupine, if you had dyed its quills and called it Modern Art; they longed for men to be discovered on the moon, so that they could show that they weren’t prejudiced towards moon men; and they were so liberal and selfless, politically
Dr. Rosenbaum's saying about Benton was not unjust. It went: The Patagonians have two poets, the better named Gomez; the Patagonians call Shakespeare the English Gomez.