It was a spontaneous pick with no expectations, i just wanted to have a good time with a serial killer romance on Christmas. How bad this can be? Right??
Let’s start our ranting session, it has been so long since i’ve been in my sarcastic element. Gear up.
The ick number one mmc oops, Robbie Hammond was a predator (okay calm down! if by ‘predator’ you are thinking he’s like our beloved Tristan Caine, you need to consider it again. Nope, he defines the real life predators out here) who used to prey on innocent girls resembling fmc his mom, a serious case of mommy issues. In short, wanna be Ted Bundy.🥰
ick no 2: The age-gap? 23 freaking years? Are you kidding me?? Mind you, she was 22 and he was 45. When I read the prologue i assumed him being her father’s age was figuratively or exaggerated but that guy literally went to school with her dad?😃
Okay so as the age gap has given you a neon sign that the FMC, Savannah Campbell had too a serious case of daddy issues but not just some regular daddy issues, i’ll come back to it, lemme build up some suspense.😌✋
Now let’s get back to the point.
Seeing a notorious killer falling in love is a sight to behold (Grayson Sullivan, Rowan Kane, Lana Mayers, Felix Darcey, Vlad Kuznetsov, Thatcher Pierson, Marlowe Spencer-Astor, Christian Reeves...I see you🫦) but falling for a someone WHO TORTURED, MURDERED AND RAPED INNOCENT WOMEN, SOMETIMES FOR HOURS, SOMETIMES FOR DAYS?? that too in no particular order??
I am sorry my “i can fix him” complex was out of the window. I didn’t even find him attractive in the first place so falling in love with him was far fetched. Please die Robbie 🥺🙏
Like you want me to root for him?? And before any of you say i haven’t read TW, i did. I am all in for romanticising a serial killer(in fiction obviously) but romanticising a monster like him? NOPE. NEVER. NOT IN A MILLION YEARS.
ick no 3: Here the fmc on her first meeting with him started getting *flutters* in her core even after knowing his victims had the same description as hers 😂 how can we believe she is special and not different from his victims. I have read some very serious cases of “pick me girls” but this is nuts. No, i didn’t sign up for it. yuck eww thuuu
The main problem with me not vibing with this book was the FMC. I was only 12% in and she had fantasised about dying with his hands five times, i repeat FIVE FREAKING TIMES? I agree dark rom heroines lack self-preservation but this was next level.
―The writing? Mediocre. Repetitive. Wattpadish. All over the place.
―Character development? Nil. Superficial. If you don’t count the FMC’s “from fantasizing about fucking a serial killer to becoming a wannabe serial killer.”
―Chemistry? If you call it chemistry? Unrealistic. The whole infatuation between them was illogical to a fault.
―Dialogues? Cliché. Cheesy enough to make me puke my guts out. My eyes hurt from rolling them.
―The plot? The author “tried” to write a thrilling suspense but the end product was a boring & foreseeable storyline. I guessed every single twist.
● Robbie’s mom assaulting him since he was a teenager for years, and her being his first victim (I’m not gonna discuss semantics here) haww *pretends to be shocked*
● Savannah getting raped by her father and his friends when she was 5, yeah you read that right, FIVE YEAR OLD, I see that coming from the prologue in itself.
● Savannah finally killing her father? Knew that. Next
● Elliott being a bridge killer and her brother? OMG guys!! Our big baddie Savannah is so special, everyone wants her attention by killing innocent girls who look like her. Wow. Anyone with two braincells can guess that.
● Her trying to use reverse strategy in the end? Yeah it was dumb. Earlier our big oldie used to rape and kill women, now our big baddie Savannah fucks men and then murders them to get his attention. What was the police doing amidst this? I still couldn’t get the answers.
―Epilogue? Okay we all get lovey-dovey while reading the last chapter of a book, don’t we? So imagine a 50y oldie starting a family😮💨👯♀️
They should be locked up in jail and continue their tryst slash “lovestory” behind bars.
Written by a Ted Bundy fan for their fellow Ted Bundy fans.😇
IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN A PSYCHOLOGICAL THRILLER/HORROR INSTEAD OF DARK ROMANCE. This book should stay out of the romance genre.
P.s. Is it a coincidence I read this book while our so-called “GenZ Ted Bundy” Luigi Mangalore is being lusted over on social media?😪
Congratulate me guys for finishing my 8th serial killer book of 2024😝
Past 7 in the streak-
Brainwashed 4★
Darkly, Madly Duet 4★
The Blood We Crave 4.5★
Dysfunctional 2★
Of Ice and Villains 4★
Bloodshed 3★
Under Your Scars 3.5★
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Leave it to me to read serial killer books on Christmas 😚👯♀️