My New and Improved Alien Lovers

by Kelsey Soliz

*Date will be moved up, this is a placeholder for my mental health*I stumble out of the restaurant, completely drunk now. I decide to interview a couple people on the street on the way home, asking them if I should give up all hope of finding a man that deserves me and go bang an alien instead.

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Genres: Aliens

217 pages, Kindle Edition

Published March 20, 2025

About the author

Kelsey Soliz is a homeschooling mama of four and army wife, and when she's not drinking copious amounts of tea or playing bassoon, she is dreaming up all kinds of romance story scapes or reading them like a maniac.

Reviews

[ReadsBetweenKatNaps · Rating 4 out of 5]

Whoooee dream it and they will come!

Where is this alleged box? Asking for a friend! This was a wild weird ride that I couldn’t get off of even if I wanted to! Margaret is sick of human men. Now granted I married a keeper 20 yrs ago, but there are still times I wish to give him heart hands, right around the neck. What would it be like to mate with a triad of aliens who have desperately been hoping someone would come across them before their time was up. Now all the craziness she comes across on the wild ride is hard to believe and makes me want to crawl into the funhouse that is Kelsey Soliz’s brain. Only thing missing for me was an epic epilogue years down the road. Keep being weird lady!

[Herman Schuette · Rating 5 out of 5]

Skittles!

I absolutely loved this book. The way you brought together so many different genres blew my mind. I laughed so hard at the baton twirling!

For anyone looking for a quick and quirky read, THIS. IS. IT. Kelsey kept it light and fluffy, and made sure the plot kept you hooked. There's so much to laugh about, and the spice! Alien peen y'all!!! Need I say more? And the horns....an old part of anatomy with a VERY new twist 😈👽❤ So glad I read this. I didn't want it to end!
If you feel so inclined, Kelsey, can you write more alien books please? This was fun and I didn't want to put it down, but life happens.

Loved this!

[Kristie · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book was absolute insanity and I’m still processing what the hell I just read. The whole thing is pretty crazy but man it really ramps up once they get to the second station. At no point did I have any idea how any part of this book was going to go. Reading this felt like a fever dream.

If I could rate this book 10 stars I would.

[Geeky Fangirl Next Door · Rating 3 out of 5]

I’m not sure that strange accurately covers the oddness of this book. It wasn’t bad but the humor just didn’t hit right for me. It was over the top, silly and not in a laugh out loud way… more of a teenage boy jokes way?

I liked her mates and I didn’t dislike her… It just didn’t fully mesh for me. But with the right mindset of humor, I could definitely see other people appreciating this book.

[Juanita Mullens · Rating 5 out of 5]

I think we need these boxes/stations here!

Margaret's story is fast paced, why choose, human/ Alien love story. So steamy, very sweet, the guys are so great. I love how the Triads work. I enjoyed the small omega/beta/alpha part if the story. Wow on the beta, wasn't expecting that!

[Patrick S. Ferguson · Rating 5 out of 5]

Fun & quick

This is a great fun story were FMC gets all the aliens she can handle in a great way. Conflicts are put to bed quickly, while adding to the depth of the story. I really enjoyed it! Good Job!!! Light and fluffy RomCom.

[Main Energy · Rating 3 out of 5]

Very standard with a small outside of the norm bit but was easily overcome. Small worl building with standard characters.

Aliens, three, alpha/ beta / omega, m/m, heat, space station, weird rules, escape, hoa.

[Fujmunster · Rating 2 out of 5]

A little bit funny but completely ridiculous.

[Michelle Baker · Rating 5 out of 5]

This book was as fun and daft as the title. It was joyful and silly, and the banter was spot on. It made my whole day.