All I want for Christmas...
One more corpse and I’d have a full hand
... is a new adventure by Alan Bradley. All Flavia de Luce desires is to complete her straight flush of dead people. Her wish might be granted in this fifth episode from the life of our teenage amateur sleuth and poisoner.
Only it’s not Christmas time in the little hamlet of Bishop’s Lacey. Flavia and her family are preparing to celebrate Easter and her sister Feely is practising in the old St Tancred’s Church for an organ concert, since the regular organist Mr. Collicutt has gone walkabout.
Guess what?
Flavia has her wish soon granted, as she discovers the body of the missing organist in the church’s catacomb as the village prepares to celebrate the 500 anniversary of the death of their patron saint.
I got to my feet and stood up to my full height of four foot ten and a quarter inches. I’m quite tall for my age, which is almost twelve.
“Yaroo!” I shouted, waggling my arms to keep my balance. “I’m the King of the Castle!”
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This is one of my comfort reads that I like to save for the Holiday Season each year, both because it is a sure thing to put me in a good mood, for all its morbid accents, and because I want to avoid burnout. I found out that moderation is key for these character driven series.
Making the review all about Flavia is very tempting, given her engaging personality and wicked sense of humour. These are not necessarily the same traits that make Flavia a very good crime investigator. I would say her methodical, science-oriented mind, her inquisitiveness, her courage, her quick mind and resourcefulness, her rebel heart and her dogged determination are what make Flavia the main attraction in this particularly gruesome show.
“A-qua Flavia,” I said aloud, savoring each syllable. It had a nice ring to it.
I had created a poison which, in sufficient quantities, was enough to stop a rogue elephant dead in its tracks. What it would do to an impertinent sister was almost too gruesome to contemplate.
One aspect of poisons that is often overlooked is the pleasure one takes in gloating over them.
Don’t worry, dear reader. If Flavia has managed to go through four previous books without killing her annoying big sisters Feely and Daffy, she will probably restrain her impulses here, too. Having the means to retaliate against perceived bullying does help with her self-esteem.
Because I don’t want to write here about the actual investigation into the death of the missing organist or about the reason a lot of suspicious characters converge on St Tancred’s Church, I would like to remark on the quality of the support characters in the series, starting with Gladys, our valiant heroine’s steed:
From astride a bicycle, stairs appear to be much steeper than they actually are. Far below, in the foyer, the black and white tiles were like winter fields viewed from a mountaintop. I got a firm grip on the front bracking handles and started down at an alarming angle.
“Bucketa-bucketa-bucketa-bucketa,” I exclaimed, one for each stair, all the way down, my bones rattling pleasantly.
The next assist comes from trusty Dogger, her father’s friend and general helper around the mansion: Dogger raised one eyebrow a fraction. “Were you thinking of disinterring a dead body, miss?” he asked.
Another good advice from Dogger to the aspiring sleuth: “Facts are often in direct opposition to assumptions.”
Mrs. Mullet is as usual up to no good in the kitchen : “Put some parsnip marmalade on it!”
A couple of new additions to the cast are welcomed to the Buckshaw Hall team in this episode. One of them is called Esmeralda and, if she has little to say in the actual investigation, she makes up for it with chemistry lab material for Flavia’s experiments:
Farewell hard-boiled eggs. Hail Steamed Eggs Deluxe de Luce!
Sniffing around St Tancred’s churchyard is a rival investigator and alleged friend of her father named Adam Tradescant Sowerby . Flavia is unsure if Adam is a rival or an ally, but she listens to what he has to say:
“It is also wise to remember that when it comes to diamonds, there is one power which they possess without a doubt, and that is the power to make people kill.”
Flavia and Adam also trade information about the amazing chemical properties of daffodil bulbs.
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I hear somebody exclaim: Wait a minute! Who said anything about diamonds? I thought we weren’t going to reveal spoilers here.
Well, any good murder thriller needs its McGuffin, and diamonds are assigned the role here. Along with blood and cemeteries. Blood as in family ties and blood as in dripping horror material:
When the wooden head of a saint begins suddenly weeping blood in a remote village church, who do you call?
Ghostbusters!
Or, in case they are unavailable due to Intellectual Property restrictions, self-appointed local sleuth Flavia de Luce.
Since my review is developing into a quotation fest due to my own delight in the snarky delivery of Flavia, I will just continue in the same vein, considering these remarks to be self-explanatory and a good example of why I will continue with the series:
Whether it’s a whole house or just a single drawer, there’s a deep and primitive pleasure that comes from snooping through someone else’s belongings. Although part of me was scared silly, the greater part was having the time of my life. I wanted to whistle, but I didn’t dare.
A churchyard in the March moonlight should be enough to give anyone the ging-gang-goolies, but not this girl.
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For my closing remark, I will return to family ties. These are the catalyst of the separate and controlling story arc of the de Luce family, the one that continues from one book to the next and the reason I recommend reading the novels chronologically.
As Flavia grows up and learns more of the secret history of her family, which apparently goes back more than 500 years to the life and death of St Tancred, so does the dynamic of her affection for her father and sisters, her interactions with the supporting cast and her continuing search for her own missing mother Harriet.
This is why I have saved the last quote for last. Flavia finds it in a letter her mother sent to a secret friend living in hiding at a nearby manor.
Remember what I told you: Books make the soul float.
I am glad there are more books in this series for me to discover.