Alien Mannequin

by Sylvia Morrow

Molly Ahn spends her time fantasizing about things. Odd things. Mannequins.

Wishing for more time to be close to her cold, unmoving, lover.
Unbeknownst to her, she’ll get her wish soon.

Only thing is, he'll be from a lot farther away than she expects.
Be moving a lot more.
And be a hell of lot hotter.

He has an Easter basket full of what he needs to save his planet. Can he fulfill his duty to his people?
And can he fill Molly while he does it?

Alien Mannequin is meant for readers 18+. If you have questions about the content, please read the content page in the sample provided or contact the author through her social media account.

37 pages, Kindle Edition

Published March 28, 2024

Reviews

[Tropes_and_Taboo · Rating 4 out of 5]

Alien Mannequin by Sylvia Morrow
⭐⭐⭐⭐ 🌶️🌶️🌶️
Monster (Alien) Romance * Exploding Peen * Easter * Breeding * Agalmatophilia * Cross-Species * Rom Com
📖 37 pages

Let’s start with a very important question: have you ever walked past a store mannequin in a perfectly styled outfit and thought… "yeah, I’d hit that"? If yes, congratulations, you have agalmatophilia, the attraction to mannequins. If no and mannequins terrify you? That’s automatonophobia, which has absolutely no relevance to the plot, but welcome to Feral Friday, education and trauma included.

Now, next interrogation: would you trust an alien if he was charming and said all the right things? What if he was stuck inside a mannequin? Would you follow him to another planet? Would you agree to breed with him to save his species? These are the life-altering questions our FMC must answer… immediately. No pressure.

Our alien hero can only inhabit plastic objects. His mission? Fuse with something human-shaped, breed a human woman, and save his species. He mostly succeeds by bonding with a mannequin, except, uh… some important parts.... didnt quite fuse where he wanted them to. Oops. Minor detail.

Lucky for him, the last woman alone in the store after hours just so happens to have agalmatophilia, a mannequin fetish, and enjoys making out with mannequin's before closing. Imagine her surprise when the mannequin starts moving and wants to escalate things. Fate? Destiny? Unhinged luck? 

Everything is going great...Fulfilled fetish, alien savior arc, what could go wrong? Well… then he explains that he needs to breed her and casually mentions that his anatomy… explodes upon release.

And that, friends, is where I stopped asking questions and accepted chaos.

You’ll have to read it to find out how that plays out! 

[John Book · Rating 5 out of 5]

I loved this book so much I started kissing mannequins at the mall. The Staff kicked me out, but it was totally worth it.

[April Wheeler · Rating 2 out of 5]

meh

where was the army of barbie dolls marching out of her during birth?? I wanted a lot more from this.

[Nootka Lenoir · Rating 3 out of 5]

Okay let me say this I hoped a bit more of the story.
I did enjoy it even though at first I got a bit Jeffrey Dahmer vibes because of the whole mannequin situation.
But I enjoyed it and I actually want more with that ending.

[Yazmin · Rating 3 out of 5]

Ok I need more to this story it's ending left me with so many questions. It's a good quick little pallet cleaner don't get me wrong but I just want more from this story.

[Monica · Rating 5 out of 5]

Why do I want a continuation of this story?

[Robyn G · Rating 5 out of 5]

Quick and so easy!
Olymer is sent to earth to find a woman and impregnate her. Big yes from me for that!
Molly has a thing for Mannequins funnily enough so it worked out perfectly with a hint of OMG what is happening lol
The vibes was immaculate so 5 big stars for me!

[Alijay Bennett · Rating 5 out of 5]

I really enjoyed this short quick read! I literally was in tears laughing. I highly recommend you read it. also, I am never looking at easter eggs or mannequins the same ever again...

[Biblio · Rating 5 out of 5]

Olymer is an alien on a mission to find a human woman to breed with to save his race. He beams himself into a mannequin (well mostly, oops) and waits for a human.

Molly Ahn is a mannequin enthusiast if you will. She finds mannequins... well you'll see. Olymer and Molly meet and some screaming later and agreement is met.

This was silly and fun and HOT HOT HOT. I just love Sylvia's writing style and characters. This might be a new favorite for me! A dash of Easter qualifies it for a holiday read too so if you needed a reason (as if, Sylvia should be an auto read for everyone) then there's your reason. There's easter grass bondage, oviposition, moldable appendages and so much more. Must read!

[Michelle Lebron · Rating 5 out of 5]

Every book I read by Sylvia, I simply love. Her imagination knows no bounds, and this story is not far behind. "Olymer" is a bit strange but at the same time, sexy... 🤣🤣🤣🤣 It's a perfect Easter read, but really, you can enjoy it anytime; you'll enjoy it just as much. Did you ever imagine you could use Easter grass for bondage? In this book, it is possible, plus Olymer can shape his🍆with his ingenious and Easter eggs.

[Miranda Jo · Rating 5 out of 5]

WHAT THE F DID I JUST READ?!?

Whatever it was, I loved it. A lonely woman who prefers her play things on the plastic side, and a desperate alien looking to save his entire race. On Easter. What could go wrong? Nothing. Absolutely nothing. It's all hilariously hot and entertaining. Yet another fantastic short read from my favorite spicy monster writer🖤 please keep them coming 😂

[Carrie Mckay · Rating 2 out of 5]

Obviously unhinged

I get this book is supposed to be ridiculous but the lead girl was way too easily persuaded that the contrast of her feelings and decisions annoyed me. The Easter grass was a hilarious touch though and I felt like I could easily picture everything that happened hahaha

[Bookish Babe Jenn · Rating 5 out of 5]

Weird, funny and spicy!!

Another wild & weird, funny and smutty read from the talented Miss Morrow!! So long as you enjoy short, sweet, weird and smutty to-the-point reads, you'll love this book!!

[La'Jacinth · Rating 3 out of 5]

Just.....

I have no idea what I just read, but what I read was not only out of this world (pun intended) but aooo far fetchingly funny that it is almost believable and has let me to her other book...Stuffed...

Need I say more???!?!??

[Desaray Gomes · Rating 5 out of 5]

I might just be into some weird things but this books was hot as hell. Loved it so much that I read it twice.

[Rachel]

Kinda wish it was longer tbh

[Tee · Rating 5 out of 5]

Loved this. This had me cackling. She’s way braver than most lol. Spice was spicier than I was expecting for this short read. I definitely would love more, I wanna see what life is like after.

[Savana · Rating 5 out of 5]

a bizarre Easter tale

A girl obsessed with mannequins gets railed by an alien possessing a mannequin. And they lived happily ever after lol

[Dru · Rating 4 out of 5]

Just some female obsessive with mannequins, and an alien who can only mate through plastic. Just add a dash of Easter and spice to finish it off.

What can really go wrong?

[Abi Jean]

I read this erotic comedy for the June meeting of the Weird Ass Romance book club.

[Fernanda Mialle · Rating 2 out of 5]

It is precisely what two stars mean when you click. It was ok.

[kenz]

A truly wild ride 😂

[Dionne · Rating 3 out of 5]

funny fast read

Fast read, funny, erotic and strange. Worth a read. Altho intrigued by the ending, I now want to know what happens next 😂

[Caitlin · Rating 3 out of 5]

When he said I would like to be oraled- I lost it! But I needed more- what happens next?! is there a sequel?

[Booked On A Feeling · Rating 5 out of 5]

Hilarious and Creative

This author has such a gift for making the most unhinged concepts hilarious and addictive. This story was a wild ride! Never stop writing!

[Zoe Parente · Rating 5 out of 5]

10/10 this is exactly what it needed to be. It was short and fun. It made me laugh in all the right ways, I couldn’t contain the excitement so I even read parts out loud to my partner

[Rita Ferraz · Rating 2 out of 5]

1,5✨

[Ginger · Rating 4 out of 5]

3.75 stars, rounded up.

[Candice · Rating 2 out of 5]

There’s always a breeding kink in these alien books.

[Melinda · Rating 5 out of 5]

An alien race needs a human woman to repopulate, but what if he needs to be encased in plastic for this to work? And he just happens to end up in a department store with a woman that REALLY likes mannequins. Sold. Also there's easter eggs and tinsel so it's vaguely holiday adjacent. Go ahead, read it. It's time.