YASSSSSSS FREIDA give us absolutely…. NOTHING!
My blood pressure was indeed high after this debacle! 😟
The Housemaid is Watching starts in true Millie fashion with her being somewhere where her ass shouldn’t be and now she’s all in the mix up looking down at a deceased individual bloodied up on the floor.
Ok Millie lets gooooooooo!… unfortunately all the Twists and Thrills shops must’ve been closed because this book went NOWHERE! It gave juvenile family domestic! Which would have been ok, but can you at least make it fun please???
I cant review this without giving spoilers, so don’t read ahead if you don’t want to be spoiled 😏
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So the book starts and I already know Freida likes to introduce us to a bunch of characters giving us a bit of their backstory and setting up a scene. That’s all well and good but this dragged on for at least 60% of the book. Like nothing interesting was happening. All we knew was Millie and Enzo bought a property without blinds. They have two neighbours who have their irritating flaws, are nosy AF, and one of them wants to get down and dirty with Enzo.
Their son Nico is acting up all of a sudden breaking glass and slapping up classmates for no apparent reason. Millie cant stop talking about how obsessed she is with her new house that has left them broke and she has high blood pressure, and then the biggest upset of all is I’m pretty sure the Enzo in this book was a fraudulent clone, because the Enzo I know would NEVER behave as diabolical and egregious as he did in this book.
WILL THE REAL MILLIE AND ENZO PLEASE STAND UP
In the last two books I’ve already accepted that Millie is very naïve with a kind heart, but is a BAD B when business needs to be taken care of. Its been over 11 years and personally with everything she has gone through I would expect her to be just a bit more wiser. Evidently that was not the route Freida chose to take and she decided to also include Enzo's fine ass to the madness and make these two the most moronic fictional parents of all time.
Which parent in their right mind would give their young child a pocket knife to fight off bad people?
What kind of husband would not confide in his wife what’s going on with the maid? Enzo this is LITERALLY your wife’s craft helping out abused women, but you want me to believe that her ‘high blood pressure’ had you keeping shtum and behaving like a shifty bellend!? GTFOH!
Then Millie, I don’t even want to spend to long on you, but what a disappointment your character development really was. Your first thought being that your child could be a psychopath because they are acting out more than usually is BEWILDERING!
FREIDA WHICH KIDS DO YOU KNOW THAT COMMUNICATE LIKE THESE 9 AND 11 YEAR OLDS?
I know kids are growing up real fast in today’s world, but you can’t convince me they are speaking like Ada and Nico. Frankly both kids got on my last damn nerves, but I can’t blame them because they obviously have dimwits for parents. Oh and Freida you having an 11 year old tell another child that she will come into his room late at night and castrate him is REAL weird bro! What happened to kids reporting things that upset them to their teacher or parents?
As for Suzette, Jonathan and Janice you lot can just go ahead and CHOKE!
The reveal was underwhelming and unbelievable to say the least and having to trudge through how Millie was going to get Enzo out of prison was boring and predictable AF. Ada’s POV was eye-roll galore and did not a damn thing for me!
The maid Martha can kiss my ass with that epilogue! Like was everyone just flipping mute and stupid in this book? You saw Millie who is someone you recognize, and you need her help, but instead of speaking out in the first chance you get alone time with her, You chose to behave like a creep staring her down like a loser, then start behaving mean and cold towards her when she rightly accuses you off being a thief!? THEN… Then you were comfortable to let Enzo take the fall for your crimes after everything he did to help you!?? Jesus take the wheel!!!!!!!!!!!
This book was a MESS! The only redeeming factors was seeing young Cecilia Winchester all grown up and being a boss babe! The chapters were short which was cool, but this book was longer than it needed to be. It could have definitely been 100 pages less, but Freida chose to spend the book giving us unnecessary fillers (Why do we care that Millie’s lipstick came off her lips but it made no difference because they were the same colour as her lips???? Why do we care that Enzo is setting up the plates and forks on the dinner table??? Why do we care about your thoughts about a praying mantis???) and telling us every damn little thing like we don’t have common sense.
FREIDA please I am begging you, leave the housemaid franchise alone now okay hun?? I need you to put the paper and pen down and go on a long hiatus! I know you got to be tired babes with all these back to back books, because frankly its now showing!!
I miss the old Freida and this book was a massive flop! It wasn’t exciting at all and you made all your once loveable characters be idiotic fools. Sigh 🙄
“Were you completely shocked by who Martha really is, and by the Housemaids ultimate revenge? Did the twist and turns of Millie's and Enzo’s last adventure have you gripped?”
FREIDA PISS OFFFFF! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
P.S. The Coworker turtle reference on page 25 was HELLA cringe…. OK I’M DONE, BYE NOW!
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*mariah voice* It’s TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMME
The Queen of Mess, Thrills and Twisty Twists!
Millie don’t disappoint me girl!!! 👀🤍