Words fail me at describing this thing I just read. OK (spoiler alert) here we go:
1. The story begins with the narrator, Marc Despard, driving around in his pick up with his two companions: Sunday, a leopard who behaves as if Marc is its mother, and a traumatized teenage girl who hasn’t said a word since they met, a couple of months ago. They are traveling in an apocalyptic landscape, where massive “mist walls” roam the land, disrupting the time continuum wherever they go. Once a wall crosses over you, you may end up millions of years in the past, or in the future.
2. Eventually, our heroes come across a woman called Mary, and her little daughter. Later on they come across a group of armed survivor types, and Marc ends up becoming their leader (don’t ask me how). They also come across a giant lab facility where they recruit a young, geeky science guy. Finally, they also meet a sort of alien type creature who is the avatar of some other alien who is trying to combat the time storm. The team joins forces to find a solution… but really it’s just Marc trying to find a solution. Everyone else is just around the follow his orders, which they do, for some reason.
3. Eventually, they come across some weird engineered monkey-like creatures, who attack and kill the leopard (which makes Marc sad, in spite of him treating the leopard like crap throughout the novel so far). Marc then uses his Marc superpowers to stop the time storm! Apparently, his years in Wall Street have given him the telepathic ability to stop a cosmic disaster that has consumed the entire universe dead in its tracks, so that’s nice.
4. But then the Empress of Hawaii invades them with her flying ships from the future! Turns out that Mark had been so sad that his leopard died he been in a kind of trance for the past year. Their community had grown into a few thousand people, and a sexy pinup girl who has become empress of Hawaii has gathered an army to invade and conquer the whole world! Of course she wants to kidnap Marc, because he’s so awesome, and the entire world admires him for having stopped the time storm with his amazing Marc telepathic powers… Marc doesn’t want to go at first, since by now he has married both Mary and the traumatized teenage girl, but the Empress of Hawaii is kind of a hottie, and he thinks he has a shot with her. But unfortunately, she’s a psycho setting him up to be killed!
5. Luckily he out maneuvers her and manages, with the help of the alien, to teleport the entire community along with 200 of its most rugged individualist members hundreds of thousands of years into the future. Yep! Marc can teleport an entire community into the future now.
6. In the future, he meets a telepathic community of humans and aliens who have developed a galaxy spanning civilization (who apparently consists of only five members), and who, using their own psychic powers, have held the time storm in check for thousands of years. But of course Marc is way more amazing than all of them put together, and he browbeats them for being so dumb as to believe that their thousand year old, galaxy spanning civilization can hold back the time storm forever. Using his amazing Marc telepathic powers, he manages to not only save the universe, but also a parallel dimension Universe as well!
7. Everybody in both universes now admires Marc, recognizing him for the super amazing being he always knew he was… in gratitude, the aliens bring Sunday the Leopard back to life, and Ellen (the traumatized teenage girl who is now grown-up and has a name) recognizes that far from being the asshole she always believed him to be (because he was), Marc is actually amazing, so she declares her undying love for him as well.
The end.
If that sounds appealing to you, more power to you.
As for me, I much prefer Olaf Stapledon’s “Starmaker“, which is a similar type of novel, but with a much more likable protagonist and message.