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I Think My Cat is Broken: A cat lover’s collection of satirical wisdom on cat behavior.
Looking for a way to peacefully coexist with your feline overlords? Want to understand the motives behind their mysterious and mischievous behavior? Look no further! Discover the truth behind their hypnotic stare and become the ultimate cat servant with this hilarious and enlightening book.
Their irresistible cuteness has taken the internet by storm, captivating half of the world's population with their boba eyes and soft furry paws. Everyone wants a cat. You know you do, but are you up for the challenge?
Their enigmatic ways are steeped in their wild lineage and are bound to drive anyone bonkers.
Unless… you can discover the truth behind their mischievous behavior, and tame the beast within.
There are no reset buttons and no return policies for your cat. But let me assure you they’re not broken.
In this hilarious and enlightening book, you’
Experience the joys and challenges of cat ownershipUnderstand the motives behind your cat's actionsFind answers to burning questions like "Why do I find small lifeless animals at my doorstep?” And “Why does my cat stalk me in the bathroom?”Learn useful tips and tricks to appease your cat and become the ultimate cat servant.
What's
Thirteen perplexing feline behaviors — from their inexplicable need to torment your new couch to their fascination with high-altitude experimentsRelatable and humorous anecdotesCat illustrationsGet ready to become your cat's new best friend! (Get your copies now before your cat deletes this.)
Their irresistible cuteness has taken the internet by storm, captivating half of the world's population with their boba eyes and soft furry paws. Everyone wants a cat. You know you do, but are you up for the challenge?
Their enigmatic ways are steeped in their wild lineage and are bound to drive anyone bonkers.
Unless… you can discover the truth behind their mischievous behavior, and tame the beast within.
There are no reset buttons and no return policies for your cat. But let me assure you they’re not broken.
In this hilarious and enlightening book, you’
Experience the joys and challenges of cat ownershipUnderstand the motives behind your cat's actionsFind answers to burning questions like "Why do I find small lifeless animals at my doorstep?” And “Why does my cat stalk me in the bathroom?”Learn useful tips and tricks to appease your cat and become the ultimate cat servant.
What's
Thirteen perplexing feline behaviors — from their inexplicable need to torment your new couch to their fascination with high-altitude experimentsRelatable and humorous anecdotesCat illustrationsGet ready to become your cat's new best friend! (Get your copies now before your cat deletes this.)
- GenresCats
82 pages, Paperback
Published March 25, 2024
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June 10, 2024
New favorite funny cat book!
Welcome to the hidden world of cats! When I found this book, I was intrigued. But curiosity did not kill this cat! The author takes the reader on a humorous and insightful journey to explore the inner mind of a cat. Have you ever wondered why cats spy on you in the bathroom or wished to understand why they conduct gravity experiments on your favorite mugs, kneed their paws on you like making bread and treat the living room as their personal NASCAR racetrack? This collection of satirical wisdom offers cat readers new ways to understand their furry friends. Also included are helpful instructions to redirect their energies into more constructive ways of playing. Highly recommended if you want to achieve a greater Zen with your little whiskered friend. The author accompanies her writing with vivid and memorable cat illustrations in every chapter. Great for cat owners and cat lovers alike!
Welcome to the hidden world of cats! When I found this book, I was intrigued. But curiosity did not kill this cat! The author takes the reader on a humorous and insightful journey to explore the inner mind of a cat. Have you ever wondered why cats spy on you in the bathroom or wished to understand why they conduct gravity experiments on your favorite mugs, kneed their paws on you like making bread and treat the living room as their personal NASCAR racetrack? This collection of satirical wisdom offers cat readers new ways to understand their furry friends. Also included are helpful instructions to redirect their energies into more constructive ways of playing. Highly recommended if you want to achieve a greater Zen with your little whiskered friend. The author accompanies her writing with vivid and memorable cat illustrations in every chapter. Great for cat owners and cat lovers alike!
May 8, 2024
Purr-fact for Kitty Lovers!
An enjoyable read about a cat’s quirky behavior; the author gives you helpful suggestions. lol!!! I especially loved the illustrations!
An enjoyable read about a cat’s quirky behavior; the author gives you helpful suggestions. lol!!! I especially loved the illustrations!
August 14, 2024
I love this book1
If you have a cat you don’t understand, this book will help. If you have never lived with a cat before, this book will help. If you are just a cat lover like me, you might enjoy reading about your favorite furry companion.
Cats are amazing animals, and this book about cats is amazing! The art is great. The stories are short and easy to read. Great book, thank you :)
If you have a cat you don’t understand, this book will help. If you have never lived with a cat before, this book will help. If you are just a cat lover like me, you might enjoy reading about your favorite furry companion.
Cats are amazing animals, and this book about cats is amazing! The art is great. The stories are short and easy to read. Great book, thank you :)
August 9, 2024
amusing and entertaining
From staring intently into the middle distance at nothing you can discern, to deconstructing tale talk, enjoying pigeon-style coos, gravity bound ornaments pushed overboard and the overall playfulness mixed with murderous intent, cats are a bundle of fun and frustration. The author depicts the antics of some not-quite average cats in a playful and light hearted manner.
From staring intently into the middle distance at nothing you can discern, to deconstructing tale talk, enjoying pigeon-style coos, gravity bound ornaments pushed overboard and the overall playfulness mixed with murderous intent, cats are a bundle of fun and frustration. The author depicts the antics of some not-quite average cats in a playful and light hearted manner.
August 20, 2024
Whimsical
Learn all about what it's like having a cat. I laughed out loud several times. Cat lovers would love this book.
Learn all about what it's like having a cat. I laughed out loud several times. Cat lovers would love this book.
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