Red Hot Riding Hood - a collection of short stories

by Tony Bayliss

Most traditional children’s bedtime stories are based on historical events involving violence, disease, death, corruption, and lots of sex. Over the years, they have been sanitised, and handed down to children as soporific morality tales. This book claims for adults fourteen of the best-known tales, giving them a strong twist of humour, and jerking them into modern times. All the traditional male heroes, including Peter Pan, and the numerous princes, kings, emperors, pigs, and amphibians, are ridiculed for their weakness and effeminacy. The new heroes are beautiful, strong, very sexy, know what they want, and how to get it, and are all a princess who prefers frogs to hunky princes, Wendy, who takes over from Peter Pan, and gets her hook, Pinocchio, who grows into a very big girl, Jill, whose cunning plan and genetically-modified beanstalk, make her a fortune, and Little Red Riding Hood, who is not so little, and now red hot! Have an early night. Stories Red Hot Riding Hood, Jill and the GM Beanstalk, Cinderella goes to the Rave (Pantomime Version), The Streaking Emperor, The Princess who needed a Pee, Pussy in Boots, The Princess and the Cunning Linguist, Snow White and the Magnificent Seven, The Three Bent Pigs, Pinocchio Gets Real (Girl power version),Goldilocks and the Three Bares, Peter Pan or Wendy gets hooked, Rumpledforeskin Or The Miller’s Tale, Sleeping Beauty and the Little Prick. 'A hilariously dirty book'– Samantha Tew, Downtown 'We were all amused' – Michael Kammerling, The Erotic Print Society www.tonybaylissbooks.com

307 pages, Kindle Edition

First published November 1, 2005

Reviews

[Latoya Harrell · Rating 5 out of 5]

Funny and fun

I really enjoyed this book. It really put an adult spin on the classic fairy tales that we all know.☺

[Robert · Rating 2 out of 5]

I was looking for something on Kindle unlimited during a trial. This looked interesting. The stories are mildly amusing, but this is not a book I would buy otherwise. I ended up not finishing it.

[Bookwurm637 · Rating 2 out of 5]

Very adult versions of traditional fairytales.

Some cute and funny. Some quite raunchy. Umm. It's all about what your taste tolerance is.