In my years of culture snobbery I have learned a great many things. I have been shown time and time again that even though a title is on a best seller list it can still be a good read. I have discovered the joys of paperback fiction, and the thrills of celebrity memoirs. I have learned to appreciate pop music, country music, world music, and a variety of other musics I once found untouchable. I enjoy big dogs and little dogs equally, and I some of the finest people I have met have less than a high school education. However, Sandra Lee's memoir Made From Scratch is a gigantic piece of ass crap.
It is amazing to me that she not only managed to get this published and make best seller lists, someone requested that she write it in the first place. Though her childhood was not exactly pleasant, I didn't exactly find it unpleasant. Her worst claim of abuse was a sexual assault that almost happened. Her mother was barely in her life, but she did have several devoted relatives that helped raise her. She jumps back and fourth from different time periods several times per page, her emotions (no matter what they are) leave her with tears streaming down her face. There are several grammatical errors, and sometimes entire words are left out. The ghost writer must have been enjoying one too many of Sandra's famous cocktails.
Just in case you are still thinking about reading this book, here are some quotes of sections I feel represent her merit as storyteller...
I explained to Harvey that my demographic was made up of women I call semi-homemakers who are between the ages of 35 and 54 and are generally running their households. A semi-homemaker probably has kids and goes to church. She plays host at the holidays and is the center for family and friends. She is a stay-at-home mom or a working woman. Of course, most of us know that all moms are working women. She's the one in charge, although she makes her husband believe that he is.
It seems as though Sandra is encouraging some sort of repressed, '50's housewife mentality. She imagines her readers playing up the importance of their husbands? Why are they all married? As a lesbian college student (and fan of Lee's) I found that whole section terribly offensive.
(her future husband has request she sign a prenup) As I read through the document, my fairy tale quickly became crushed by the act of one attorney, I was shocked that my future husband made such a request and stunned by the aggressiveness of his attorney. I put up a fight for a while, but then I decided to give in and sign the agreement. I was secure in the relationship...
She later refers to the prenup as a document that ended their marriage before it began. It was...awful to read that she had abandoned her beliefs and signed something she didn't believe in. It was handled with such nonchalance. In fact, her entire marriage seemed suspiciously unimportant.
What is the point of this book? If it was not about baking and designing, then it was supposed to be about her life. I guess we should assume that Sandra Lee is an emotionally unavailable twit. I cannot BELIEVE I read this entire thing, and I despise the fact that it has made so much money. She had better make some damn good casseroles next season!
*I just remember something else awful about this monstrosity! There are quotes from Kafka, THE BIBLE, and Nietzsche thrown about randomly in every chapter. Somebody is trying hard to be an intellectual, aren't they?