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Emperor of the Moon
An excerpt from the Prologue:
PROLOGUE,
Spoken by Harlequin
Long, and at vast Expence, th' industrious Stage
Has strove to please a dull ungrateful Age:
With Heroes and with Gods we first began,
And thunder'd to you in heroick Strain:
Some dying Love-sick Queen each Night you injoy'd,
And with Magnificence at last were cloyd:
Our Drums and Trumpets frighted all the Women;
Our Fighting scar'd the Beaux and Billet-Doux Men.
So Spark in an Intrigue of Quality,
Grows weary of his splendid Drudgery;
Hates the Fatigue, and cries a Pox upon her,
What a damn'd Bustle's here with Love and Honour?
In humbler Comedy we next appear,
No Fop or Cuckold, but flap-dash we had him here;
We show'd you all, but you malicious grown,
Friends Vices to expose, and hide your own;
Cry, damn it— This is such, or such a one.
Yet nettled, Plague what does the Scribler mean?
With his damn'd Characters, and Plot obscene.
No Woman without Vizard in the Nation
Can see it twice, and keep her reputation
That's certain, Forgetting
That he himself, in every gross Lampoon,
Her leuder Secrets spread about the Town;
Whilst their seign'd Niceness is but cautious Fear,
Their own Intrigues should be unravel'd here.
Our next Recourse was dwindling down to Farce,
Then—Zounds, what Stuff's here? 'tis all o'er my
Well, Gentlemen, since none of these has sped,
Gad, we have bought a Share i'th' speaking Head.
So there you'll save a Sice,
You love good Husbandry in all but Vice;
Whoring and drinking only bears a Price.
PROLOGUE,
Spoken by Harlequin
Long, and at vast Expence, th' industrious Stage
Has strove to please a dull ungrateful Age:
With Heroes and with Gods we first began,
And thunder'd to you in heroick Strain:
Some dying Love-sick Queen each Night you injoy'd,
And with Magnificence at last were cloyd:
Our Drums and Trumpets frighted all the Women;
Our Fighting scar'd the Beaux and Billet-Doux Men.
So Spark in an Intrigue of Quality,
Grows weary of his splendid Drudgery;
Hates the Fatigue, and cries a Pox upon her,
What a damn'd Bustle's here with Love and Honour?
In humbler Comedy we next appear,
No Fop or Cuckold, but flap-dash we had him here;
We show'd you all, but you malicious grown,
Friends Vices to expose, and hide your own;
Cry, damn it— This is such, or such a one.
Yet nettled, Plague what does the Scribler mean?
With his damn'd Characters, and Plot obscene.
No Woman without Vizard in the Nation
Can see it twice, and keep her reputation
That's certain, Forgetting
That he himself, in every gross Lampoon,
Her leuder Secrets spread about the Town;
Whilst their seign'd Niceness is but cautious Fear,
Their own Intrigues should be unravel'd here.
Our next Recourse was dwindling down to Farce,
Then—Zounds, what Stuff's here? 'tis all o'er my
Well, Gentlemen, since none of these has sped,
Gad, we have bought a Share i'th' speaking Head.
So there you'll save a Sice,
You love good Husbandry in all but Vice;
Whoring and drinking only bears a Price.
166 pages, Kindle Edition
First published January 1, 1687
About the author
Aphra Behn
312 books260 followersAphra Behn, or Ayfara Behn, of the first professional women authors in English on Britain wrote plays, poetry, and her best known work, the prose fiction
Oroonoko
(1688).
Aphra Behn was a prolific dramatist of the Restoration and was one of the female. Her contributed to the amatory genre of literature. People sometimes refer to Delarivier Manley, Eliza Haywood, and her as part of "the fair triumvirate of wit."
In reckoning of Adeline Virginia Stephen Woolf, more important total career of Behn produced any particular work. Woolf wrote, "All women together, ought to let flowers fall upon the grave of Aphra Behn … for it was she who earned them the right to speak their minds." Victoria Mary Sackville-West called Behn "an inhabitant of Grub Street with the best of them, … a phenomenon never seen and … furiously resented." Felix Shelling called her "a very gifted woman, compelled to write for bread in an age in which literature … catered habitually to the lowest and most depraved of human inclinations. Her success depended upon her ability to write like a man." Edmund Gosse remarked that "the George Sand of the Restoration" lived the bohemian life in London in the 17th century as Paris two centuries later.
Aphra Behn was a prolific dramatist of the Restoration and was one of the female. Her contributed to the amatory genre of literature. People sometimes refer to Delarivier Manley, Eliza Haywood, and her as part of "the fair triumvirate of wit."
In reckoning of Adeline Virginia Stephen Woolf, more important total career of Behn produced any particular work. Woolf wrote, "All women together, ought to let flowers fall upon the grave of Aphra Behn … for it was she who earned them the right to speak their minds." Victoria Mary Sackville-West called Behn "an inhabitant of Grub Street with the best of them, … a phenomenon never seen and … furiously resented." Felix Shelling called her "a very gifted woman, compelled to write for bread in an age in which literature … catered habitually to the lowest and most depraved of human inclinations. Her success depended upon her ability to write like a man." Edmund Gosse remarked that "the George Sand of the Restoration" lived the bohemian life in London in the 17th century as Paris two centuries later.
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April 3, 2021
Even though the language is rather difficult to follow for a modern reader, the play was simple enough in its ideas, carrying a clever message behind it that is not initially apparent. The main conclusion is that we truly don't know anything rings true no matter how many centuries pass.
September 9, 2019
I love this play. It's ridiculous and hilarious and excessive and silly and smart. I wish I could see it performed.
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April 9, 2026my favorite aphra behn so far !!
(only 3 acts and never published standalone so i’ll admit i’m shamelessly inflating my reading challenge number)
(only 3 acts and never published standalone so i’ll admit i’m shamelessly inflating my reading challenge number)
August 2, 2017
An entertaining farce that makes me want to read more of Behn's work
A fast-paced, entertaining story that I now look forward to seeing performed on stage. Behn's capable, highly amusing retelling of this story has piqued my interest in her other works.
A fast-paced, entertaining story that I now look forward to seeing performed on stage. Behn's capable, highly amusing retelling of this story has piqued my interest in her other works.
November 19, 2016
Enjoyed reading this play that will be performed by Actors' Theatre here in Columbus next summer. Young love triumphs over the foolishness of elders with comedy and costumes.
March 28, 2022
I don't care what anyone says this is perfection
January 31, 2026
3.5/5
February 10, 2026
Finished this play at 3 this morning and woke up to talk about it in a meeting at 8 am if that tells you anything.
April 10, 2026
this play is lots of fun but i sincerely cannot wait until the day when finals are over and i never have to think about it again.
December 20, 2017
This classic comedy by Behn is also one of her most witty. I love the lines, such as that by the Doctor when describing Scaramouch, This fellow has a glimpse of profundity.” Behn often addressed society in terms of those with power and those without, old vs. young, men vs. women, the upper class vs. the lower class. In this comedy, young ultimately triumphs. Her phrasing and the way she sets up her conflicts, however, are what are most interesting to me about Behn’s play. My favorite line in any Behn work is uttered by Charmante in this play, “Nothing shows the wit so poor, as wonder, nor birth so mean, as pride.” Recommended for lovers of British Restoration drama.
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July 27, 2021
This is a typical farce – light hearted, rather silly and devoid of most purpose. It is rescued though, by the intelligent and witty Elaria, Bellamante and Mopsophil. In farcical Plautian fashion, play is about the women and their servant tricking their father/uncle into allowing them to marry the beaus of their choice. There is much silliness as the father/uncle believe inhabitants of the moon have come down to visit him. There could be a statement about believing outrageous things, but that opportunity is missed for the most part.
The original French play, Arlequin, Empereur dans la lune, is more so a star vehicle for the fast-talking, comic Arlequin character. This play is a bit more earthy, let’s say. With some stage business, I’m sure it would be very funny.
Overall, these are interesting works. If you are interested in theatre history, I would recommend it. If not, there are better farces you could read.
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