4.75 ★ DRUM SMACK MA ASS!!!! YASSSS NOW THIS IS HOW U DO A DAMN ENEMIES TO LOVERS/ MARRIAGE OF CONVENIENCE MAFIA
IM ESTATICCCCCCCC— THIS IS CRAWLED OUT OF MY UTURUSSSSSS. i can’t stop rotisserie chicken spinning, my back is arched to HEAVEN and i am non stop wobbling dis jello trunkk. possessed is all i am GRAHHH DIS. IS. MAH. JAMMMMMM 💳💥💳💥
bazookah did it AGAIN, she up and deserved EVERY surface of her puni derrière munched for runaway alone. i been, still am and forever will be on a never-ending quest for books like it. 😩 ma outdid herself again and delivered TWO bangerssss 👏🏾 queen u get meee. holla at me if you need my left titty, a kidney or some sucked toes. i’d army crawl through hot coals to read the snot drops u leave on a napkin
“You’re responsible for the death of my two men.”
“And i’ll kill more if I have to.”
I maintain a large distance to suppress the urge to kill her. “Go ahead, you’ll be doing me a favor in weeding out the weak ones.”
this MIGHT be the only hate/enemies to lovers mafia where i didn’t feel lied to, felt properly FED and foamed at the mouth like a stray dog at a cookout with the enemying/ hating part
i’m so used to y’all frontin’, lyin’ ass weak to no delivery fuck-ass hoez cus it’s always either nonexistent, lame, poorly executed, one-sided from the fmc, too short or wrapped up faster than a dolla store burrito.. ,..🥱 bleh IM TIREDDDDD but this one, about damn time, understood the fucking assignment
here it was well balanced, lasted a solid amount & had intensity that had me asking myself how da hell they even gone end up as lovers and if i ain’t asking myself that THEN ION WANT ITT
"I hate you." He supplies, shoving me back into a nearby wall.
“I hate that i can’t bring myself to kill you.”
“I hate that for some reason, I want you to be my wife." He sounds disgusted with himself, yet still manages to lean in so close his nose nudges mine.
"And most of all," His eyes flicker across my face. My lips, my hair, and finally, my eyes."I fucking hate that I waste my time thinking about you.”
THE DIALOGUE. THE BANTER. THE VERBAL SPARRING. THE CHEMISTY. THE SLOW BURNNNN. THE (SEXUAL) TENSIONNN 🥵. PINING. ANGST. GROVELING. CHARACTERIZATION, DEVELOPMENT, STORY
SUBLIMEEEEEEE sizzled like hot grease poppin’ off a skillet, i was HOOKEDDDD, GLUEDDDD tummy did dancy dances with excitement, kewch beatboxed 🦋 and i wanted to bootylick every interaction, it was EXACTLY what i’ve been craving, a rare delicacy that checked off on my boxes
”Three minutes.” “I only had to fuck you for three minutes with your own knife before you turned into a desperate little mess.” “I think I win.”
adrik kozlov: flash us! WHO SAID THAT?? ME!! 🤸🏿♂️ PULL IT OUTTTTTT GOK GOK GAWK GULP SLURP SLOPPIEST SLOPPY TOPPYYY TAKE. THEM. DRAWS. OWFFF!!!!!!! 🫵🏾 i AGGRESSIVELY barked out ON LOOP
BLYATTTT NO RUSSIAN WILL EVER TOP TO ADRIK MF KOZLOV
SEDATE MEEEE i’m one squealing dying orca moaning, pillow biting, feet kicking MESS over the FINERY that is THIS man 🫦
“You’re standing here because i allow it”
“You’re breathing because i allow it”
”I'd tear you apart." "If not with my hands..." I leave the rest of my sentence up to her imagination as my eyes flicker across hers.
TEAR ME SHRED ME CRUSH ME RUN ME OVERRRRRRRRRR
please spit that vodka coffee on me, let me lick it off, thank you for the honor, beg you to non stop do it again whilst laying open and butt naked on the floor🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️🧎🏽♀️
rich cold intimidating dominating menacing threatening brooding nerd smart nonchalant untouched tortured unhinged morally grey horsecock aurafarming mafia boss. somethings missing and it’s MY CLOTHES! panties was gone never to be seen again AT FIRST SIGHT! 🤸🏿♀️ DUHHH
I watch the tip of the knife as I drag it up her throat and slice the tiniest patch of skin below her chin. "I could torture you until near death,"
"And then stop." "Only to resume once you've built up the strength to live through it once again.”
edge me zaddayyy 😛
how i operate: the more he wants her to drop dead the more i drop to my KNEES, the more he shows no interest the more interested i am in HIM, the more he doesn’t want her the more i want him, the colder he is the hotter i am for him, the more he hates the more I’ll love him,…. so on, and he was a good bunchhh 🍴
my type of romantic is adrik saying that she looks like a dead carcass, locking her up and leaving her in a room with rabid dogs knowing she’s terrified of them to then afterward only tilt her chin up with her valentino pump & cutting the hands off a woman and have her hung by the hair on a lamp as decor because she dared to touch her 🤭
<<< ‘Adrik koslov was physically attracted to me, and by the looks of the disgust on his face he hated it.’ >>>
not only does this man hate her he also does NOT like being touched, he’s a germaphobe or sure acts like one and DENIES any and all attraction to her. even when he does feel something, he’s delulu, balls deep in denial, fighting for his life to pretend that he doesn’t which is tewww goooddddd 🍿 when he finally gives in to her and that temptation, it’s DELISHHHH you can just feel that dam breaking
i even love his OCD, neatfreak tendencies & whatever personal beef he got with even numbers. mf fr counts as one, three, five,.. in his head and ykw? hell yea i like dis autistic man and would i be wrong if i asked him at dinnur is u autistic cus i like DET ❕(no he’s not autistic fr sound reference ) but it makes him SO HIM and funny.
<<< 'The mere thought of all the bacterial gathering atop the surface of it before she popped it back into her mouth had me imagining a world where I pushed her out of the moving vehicle and watched her body flop onto the highway.
Surprise and betrayal would flash in her beady little eyes, before it'd all vanish the moment she was ran over.' >>>
his inner monologue and remarks actually had me holleringgg. i dunno if my cheeks hurt more from cackling or flushing. it had some sass and jokes in him who knewww. ate hard and so much on his jabs HOW is u not obese dawg
his + nico’s pov hands down one of the— if not my favorite male pov’s i’ve ever read. I LIVE and am OBSESSEDDDD with what is bedazzed and sazzed in these men and just, everythinggggg about them. zookah really KNOWS how to write a real sexy masculine BDE swoonworthy MANNNN when it comes to these two. IM SO IN LUVVVV 🪭😮💨
“My wife, my property.” “Don’t touch.”
if ur not like me and well.. normal? u might, probably have a bone to pick with him BUT bare with himmm, trust the process, his tightass does loosen up bit by bit and not to worry he GROVELS beautifullly, obsessively and pathetically there is GREAT character development
“That was a shitty apology.”
“I wouldn’t know.” He snaps against my lips, breathing the next ones in a soft murmur. “I’ve never done it before.”
oh you just wait until he crumbles into a possessive, obsessive, down horrendously bad whipped SIMP for her.
”You don't think I'd care?" With a scoff, he steps closer. "I've killed for you, I'd take a bullet over and over again if it meant you didn't have to endure the pain of it.”
we really go from him hating her existence to i can’t exist without you, from “Not even the sight of your pain is worth an inch of my desire” “Remove yourself”, “Touch me for a second longer and i’ll break what’s left of your functioning fingers.“ to i’m DESPERATE i’m STARVED for a touch, a kiss, a crumb of attention, muttering out a please AND ain’t that just transitions we live for 🤌🏾
”I care more about you than I do myself, and anything else.”
how he goes all baby on her damn near had me in the feels that i don’t got. i wanna gnaw on a brick I NEED THIS MAN I NEED HIM SO BADDDD
”How many times do I have to tell you I love you? How many times do I have to show you I'd do anything?”
and when he knew just how to work them “baby”“yeah?” and “oh yeah?” ’s WEAKKKK. IM WEAKKKKKKK i folded my spine in half, my ovaries released an egg and i’m nothin but a fontain of squirt
we’re also not gonna question how his germaphobia magically got exorcised the second he hit them sheets— 🧑🏻🦯 pussymatized logic! we just THANKIN GAWD cus THANK GOD. leave the neat in neatfreak out and put nasty in front of it or GERRAOUTTAHEAAA 🚪
****! contains some small spoilers from here on out !****
did i mention that he’s multilinguallllll. can speak italian with her LEARNED arabic FOR HER just so that he can communicate with her granny HABIBIIIII HAYATIIIII the future IS bright he’s got to atleast curse enzo as y hmar once
what i highly appreciate too is that it actually shows the languages being spoken with translation instead of just slapping on a lazy “he said this in this language”, like yes i wanna feel the native tongue dialogue, know what it means and mentally soundgasm myself!! 👂🏽
I look up at him and smooth my fingers coated in my own cum across his lower lip. I bring my fingers up to my lips, slip them into my own mouth and suck them clean.
A slow smile stretches my lips as I whisper my words across his. "I win.”
celina ademaro: half egyptian half italian DIVAAAAAA. rock paper scissor me. she was a fly reckless handful doing the absolute most typa bitch, i’d love her for it i’d hate her for it. there were times when i wanted her shhhhhh pipe down
but she was a good, well rounded, fun heroine that held her own and challenged adrik HEAD ONNN and blow for blow like it’s really a match folks.💥
“We’d drive him mad together.”
“Now that we would.”
“I drive. You shoot.”
ahhhh this scene 💌 turned out to be so wholesome
“Eyeing the one thing he can’t control.”
“You by my side instead of his.”
i love when leng people date leng people. straight as a ruler but i did have a bi paniccc & got mr and mrs smith/ power couple vibesss, their dynamic was IT, i adored watching their journey and how they broke their walls down together
also props for how interconnected the away series was, it all came together. the crossoverssssssssss
alessio mid man from a mid book the weakest link 😭 but nice to see him still and gigiiiiii we fw her such a girls girl!!! 🤞🏾
”Nico, language!”
“¿Qué diablos está haciendo ella aquí?” / What the fuck is she doing here?”
“I thought that you weren’t going to smoke anymore”
“I lied, baby, I lied.”
JOSIE GIMME DAT INHALERRRRRRR NICO AND BAMBIIII MY SHAYLASSSSS ARE PARENTS??? i’m getting sentimental n shit. lil pest better scoot cuz he was ma papi first
ion miss let alone miss anybody but i missed THEMM i MISS runaway most of all MISSED my dominican hubby like crazyyy. been years and he still has me in that same feral coma AAHHH the deathgrippp he has on meee LIKEEEE DAS MY MAN FR HE IS JUST SOOO MY MANNNNN 🤭 AAAAA i love him so much i can’t
“You’ve seen my kid she’s fucking annoying.”
“She is.”
“Watch your fucking mouth.”
“I don’t need you in my home”
“Who pissed in your cereal?”
“It was probably your wife. Now her? She’s fucking annoying.”
“Watch your mouth.”
“Not so funny now is it?”
bye y’all my two seater just pulled up. the lomls in the same room? im bouta repaint the walls in CREAM. 🧴 i’ll always choose double stacked double dicked and panini pressed ‼️ BUT if i gotta pick then nico > adrik
loved some of the side characters and the role they had too, natasha coocoo lunatic and her glances, granny sitto, enzo, even dima and dora,.. silivio.. oh..
- 0.25 because we do NOT tolerate nico slander in this house!!!! yes i’m a dickride or DIE, i will shave this head clean before u even get the CHANCE to yank me off his dick. got a prob w him u got a prob w ME 🤺😤
so.. uh.. celina…lowkey… highkey.... gagged his dead lungs…. and i HATE that she did bye 😭 I WON’T STAND FOR ITTTTT close ya reeking running mouf bitch make no mistake I WILL SWANGGGG YO ASS cus not to my husband!!! # finna knock myself unconscious so that i can have no recollection of this 😔
and that d’yavelnok nickname (= devil) was a nope. but wasn’t mentioned much and ignorable
plotwise — do think that some of it suffered because of some off pacing… but the letters, twists and backstories slayed
have to admit that this did ran longer than it needed to, maybe was a bit of a trope mashup but it pulls it off, at the end of the day i still absolutely DEVOUREDDD AND LOVE LOVE LOVED LOVEDDDDDDDDDD THA SHIT OUTTA THIS
this review is bombastically long?? 💀 i over yapped, yikes. (i hate when i can’t express what i want to express briefly ffs i’m not the long reviewer type).. if u really read allat then a cookie for you! cuz shiii god knows i wouldn’t 🧍🏾 let me remove myself THIS INSTANT
queen no pressure take your time but i need house of bedlam like Y.E.S.T.E.R.D.A.Y 🫴🏾 FEED ME MY THIRD OBSESSION MOMMY