Blobert Returns

by M. Ennenbach

66 pages, Paperback

Published May 15, 2024

Reviews

[Sally · Rating 5 out of 5]

The perfect follow up to the initial story! This one had me laughing out loud, but it was also infused with so much heart it got me in my feels a little bit. I didn't see that coming in a story about sentient jizz, but Mike wrote it, so I really should have expected no less. Ursa (our MC from Blobert) is back, and hanging out in Xenia, OH on the 4th of July. Ursa is just trying to find some cigarettes, maybe some cocaine, when he notices that all of the people are gone. All that seems to be left in good old Xenia, are the Ain'ts.

As always, Ursa is unsure if everything around him is a dream or reality. His constant narration is witty, irreverent, and occasionally incomprehensible. It doesn't make sense, but that's mainly because it makes perfect sense. Does that make sense? No? I'm just getting your brain prepared for Blobert Returns, because you need these cosmic splooge stories in your life. ASAP!! I have one more Blobert tale to read before I begin bothering Mike for more!

[DA · Rating 4 out of 5]

I thought the first Blobert book was a trip. This one was even more off the wall. Giant ants, a giant toad named Elmer and some characters that with familiar names made this a wild and fun read.
It's hard to describe what it's like reading Ursa's words, kind of like being under water. Everything is muddled, but makes perfect sense.
I don't know how Ennenbach was able to turn a blob of violent space jizz into such an expressive and "human" character.
I think Blobert is less socially awkward than I am.
Probably.

[Eddie D. Moore · Rating 5 out of 5]

I can promise you this much. You will wonder after finishing the book if you actually read it or hallucinated it.