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Smutton
He’s 50% man, 50% ram, and 100% an asshole.
The story delves into the experience of a husband and wife who, in a bid to spice up their weekend, invite a third man for what they expect to be a fun and adventurous time– which turns into a deadly disaster.
SMUTTON is a ridiculous blend of horror, dark humor, and the supernatural. The novelette takes a surreal turn when special guests, including Jesus and Satan, make an appearance towards the end, culminating in a satisfying and unexpected conclusion that will leave readers haunted, fulfilled, and shaking their heads whispering “WTF was that!?”
At approximately 17,600 words, "Smutton" is a gripping and unconventional tale that pushes the boundaries of traditional horror narratives by masquerading as a smut story for the first pages. It was our first go at “blind-writing” a story where we didn’t discuss the end goal with each other and solely built off of each other’s writing. We hope you all are as amused by it as we are.
The story delves into the experience of a husband and wife who, in a bid to spice up their weekend, invite a third man for what they expect to be a fun and adventurous time– which turns into a deadly disaster.
SMUTTON is a ridiculous blend of horror, dark humor, and the supernatural. The novelette takes a surreal turn when special guests, including Jesus and Satan, make an appearance towards the end, culminating in a satisfying and unexpected conclusion that will leave readers haunted, fulfilled, and shaking their heads whispering “WTF was that!?”
At approximately 17,600 words, "Smutton" is a gripping and unconventional tale that pushes the boundaries of traditional horror narratives by masquerading as a smut story for the first pages. It was our first go at “blind-writing” a story where we didn’t discuss the end goal with each other and solely built off of each other’s writing. We hope you all are as amused by it as we are.
61 pages, Kindle Edition
Published April 16, 2024
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August 13, 2024
A great little erotic horror short story with an injection of humour at the end. Pushes all my horrible little buttons.
July 12, 2025
Who said “two’s company, three’s a crowd? Some boomer I bet. This is 2025. We don’t judge. We don’t slut shame. Whatever busts your nut & takes your mind off whatever hell dimension we stumbled into, amirite? Much like the couple in Smutton, who are just looking to have a little fun for the night with a 3rd they wrangled up at a club earlier. What’s the worse thing that could happen bringing home some strange? Besides a bunch of wet slapping sounds? Well, it turns out…a hell of a lot actually.
Quick premise:
Adventurous married couple seeks RAMbunctious (i.h8.me) 30 something piece of man-candy to liven up their sex life, make use of that chair they have in bedrooms for some reason, & possibly do an impression of the Eiffel Tower. Get in, get out, have fun & be on your way. Please don’t stick around and please don’t flip the script on us. Some BDSM but don’t go CRAZY. Whatever you do, do NOT shapeshift nor call upon another biblical couple to watch the festivities. NO SMOKERS.
What drew me to this book? Well first off, I have eyes. 2nd off, wordplay gives me the vapors. The premise was just the cherry on top. Marie & Bert LeStrange put together a spicy, funny, bloody little novella here that hits all the marks. It’s well written & fun throughout. The action (smacking noises or otherwise) never stops. Then the climax goes wayyyyy left, but in a good way. Weird way, but good way. The only thing more fun than this story is going to be looking them in the face next time I see them because, the double stuff’n throuple is soooo them. Like I won’t be able to unsee/read what thyne eyes hath seen when I run into them again! Highly recommend this one for a bloody good time tho. It might put you off of threesomes in the near future, but that methy couple giving you that come hither stare at Applebees was asking for trouble anyways.
Quick premise:
Adventurous married couple seeks RAMbunctious (i.h8.me) 30 something piece of man-candy to liven up their sex life, make use of that chair they have in bedrooms for some reason, & possibly do an impression of the Eiffel Tower. Get in, get out, have fun & be on your way. Please don’t stick around and please don’t flip the script on us. Some BDSM but don’t go CRAZY. Whatever you do, do NOT shapeshift nor call upon another biblical couple to watch the festivities. NO SMOKERS.
What drew me to this book? Well first off, I have eyes. 2nd off, wordplay gives me the vapors. The premise was just the cherry on top. Marie & Bert LeStrange put together a spicy, funny, bloody little novella here that hits all the marks. It’s well written & fun throughout. The action (smacking noises or otherwise) never stops. Then the climax goes wayyyyy left, but in a good way. Weird way, but good way. The only thing more fun than this story is going to be looking them in the face next time I see them because, the double stuff’n throuple is soooo them. Like I won’t be able to unsee/read what thyne eyes hath seen when I run into them again! Highly recommend this one for a bloody good time tho. It might put you off of threesomes in the near future, but that methy couple giving you that come hither stare at Applebees was asking for trouble anyways.
October 4, 2024
The truth is often far stranger than fiction, and this tell all memoir is no exception.
If you’ve ever wondered how these two weirdos ended up finding The Jesus, now’s your chance to discover the bizarre series of events that led to their revelation.
(Seriously though, you two… oversharing much? Get a room…)
If you’ve ever wondered how these two weirdos ended up finding The Jesus, now’s your chance to discover the bizarre series of events that led to their revelation.
(Seriously though, you two… oversharing much? Get a room…)
August 24, 2024
Eroticism isn’t really my thing but the story line outweighed any smut making it a pleasant read
June 8, 2024
A bit of a wild ride but an enjoyable one! Decent amount of gore, sexy stuff, and a happy ending (not the massage kind).
July 7, 2024
This book was such a crazy wild ride.
I mean if you are your wife decide to have an open marriage and go to a bar and pick someone up and you can't get rid of them and then you find out he is not what he seems and then you have to figure what to do with THAT info? Well if you want a spicy, wild ride, this is the book for you!!!
I mean if you are your wife decide to have an open marriage and go to a bar and pick someone up and you can't get rid of them and then you find out he is not what he seems and then you have to figure what to do with THAT info? Well if you want a spicy, wild ride, this is the book for you!!!
July 29, 2025
I’m not sure what I was expecting. I went into it blind. Smut was in the title and I was all over that. I actually really really liked it. It’s a very quick read. A very spicy read. A bit dark too. The characters felt relatable, well as much as a man with a goat head and hooves can possibly be. I will be suggesting this book to friends. Loved it.
January 8, 2026
That was a wild ride. Never saw that ending coming.
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