Orc Pirate Captain Falchion: Claiming the Barbarian’s Virtue: A Spicy Gay Fantasy Short

by Twila Tewson

Torgill's father has promised the pick of his fertile adult daughters to the orc pirates' captain. Too bad he doesn't have any daughters... just his son, Torgill.In exchange for his freedom, Torgill's father promises to give one of his many fertile daughters to the orc pirates' captain. Too bad he doesn't have any daughters, just a dozen sons. As the "maiden" chosen will Torgill really take his father's place with the orc pirates for a year and a days? And will the handsome pirate captain care that Torgill isn't his father's daughter—or even a woman?



This mm erotic short story is roughly 11,760 words. It features scenes alien biology, anal sex, anal cream pie, anal stretching, casual nudity, come inflation, crossdressing, extreme penetration, knotting/swelling, large anal insertions, manhandling, size difference, tentacles, and an orc’s hopefully humorous (mis)understanding of human biology. It’s only for adults.

Genres: Science Fiction, M M Romance, Amazon, LGBT, Erotica

55 pages, Kindle Edition

Published April 18, 2024

Reviews

[IV · Rating 3 out of 5]

Entertaining M/M short for fans of orcs, tentacle smut, and arranged marriages. I found it fun to read. Not super well-written in terms of writing style imho, a bit repetitive at times, but a good bite-sized snack of a hot encounter.

[Cyn's Bookshelves · Rating 5 out of 5]

This was a fun story! It's a bit of an over the top, rom-com, erotic historical fantasy, sci-fi and monster romance all rolled into one. I would have enjoyed it even more if it was longer, but it hit all the right notes at its current length. Captain Falchion has a massive and unusual package, but an ingenious way to make it fit into its willing recipient. So Hot!
I got this book from a Bookfunnel promo in January 2024.

[thekatz_meoww · Rating 3 out of 5]

what happens when your father promises daughters and has only sons 🤣🤣

3.5⭐️
I did not expect it to be as funny as it was and I loved that, I did find the spicy scene a bit repetitive and drawn out but overall was a good quickread that had me laughing at all of torgill’s family’s antics

[Cara · Rating 1 out of 5]

The start was good. Then went downhill. The book oddly takes a weird turn, he does have a sister and his brothers also compete for this orc we aren't even told what he looks like. or Torgill for rhat matter. Characters change up. The constant repeating of words, the horrid writing. The boring 200 tentacles. It was a mess. And not worth the read.

[Fredrik · Rating 4 out of 5]

Good writing. Perfect start on a longer book but like this it ended very abruptly.

[Alicia Laramore · Rating 4 out of 5]

Orc's with tentacle dicks was not on my bingo card. I ain't even mad at it.

[Averisa · Rating 3 out of 5]

More like 3.5, but I'm not sure i want to round it up to 4.
It had details I loved, but overall it didn't leave lasting impression.

[Jai Oni · Rating 2 out of 5]

Rating: ⭐️⭐️
Enjoyment: ❤️❤️

[Katie Paige · Rating 5 out of 5]

The perfect combination of spicy and sweet and short!

I can’t wait to read the rest of the series!

[Olivia Ganzenmuller · Rating 4 out of 5]

Very good.