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About Love #3

Truth About Nerds & Bees

He's the beauty. She's the beast.

Theodora Stewart. Occupation: Bee Biologist.

That's it. I've had enough. My new neighbor has been sending threatening letters for months and is now suing me. He's trying to force me to remove the beehives from my backyard. (What kind of jerk doesn't understand how important bees are?)

It turns out he's some famous quarterback named Gabriel "Beauty" Bardales. (Why do jocks give each other dumb nicknames?) He wants my beehives removed because he claims the bees are interfering with his guesthouse swimming pool.

Well, guess what? My bees were here long before his guesthouse swimming pool. (Who needs a guesthouse swimming pool anyway? Talk about overprivileged.)

I've tried contacting him, but he's ignored all my efforts. So now I've taken matters into my own hands.

Gabriel "Beauty" Bardales. Occupation: NFL Quarterback.

Help! Some kooky woman has chained herself to my house, and I can't get rid of her!

All books in this series can be listened to as a standalone.

12 pages, Audible Audio

First published August 22, 2023

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Andrea Simonne

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Andrea Simonne grew up as an army brat and discovered she had a talent for creating personas at each new school. The most memorable was a surfer chick named "Ace" who never touched a surf board in her life, but had an impressive collection of puka shell necklaces. Eventually she turned her imagination towards writing. Andrea still enjoys creating personas, though these days they occupy her books. She's an Amazon bestseller in romantic comedy and contemporary romance, and author of the series Sweet Life in Seattle and About Love. She currently makes her home in the Pacific Northwest with her husband and two sons.


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1,590 reviews103 followers
October 2, 2023
Now this book I had the exact opposite reaction to as the previous book. I was delighted from the opening pages. I read the previous book, Truth About Cats and Spinsters just a short while ago and loved it. After the last disaster I needed to read something I was sure I would enjoy so Nerds and Bees it was. I was about 20% in when I thought the heck with it. I returned the book to KU and promptly purchased all three books in this series knowing I’d be rereading them I found them so much fun.

This book ‘had me from hello.” Gabe, our hero, is a rich, successful, extremely good looking quarterback from a NFL football team. He’s just received a phone call from a contractor working on the house he’s having built for him. Some woman has chained herself along with her Jeep to his house and refuses to leave. Gabe is most annoyed but figured it’s some female fan wanting his attention and he figures if he sends her an autographed photo of himself, that will make her happy and send her on way. This had me grinning from ear to ear as we learned at the end of the previous book, the woman in question is Thea, Gabes soon to be next door neighbour once his house is done and she is SPITTING MAD. He’s suing her in order to get rid of her bees as they are “bothering the guests who are using the pool that goes along with his guest house” and he’s been ignoring her and this is her last attempt. When nothing works in getting her to leave, he finally confronts her. Now Thea is very conscious of how she comes across. She’s 6’1” with bright red hair, unplugged from all pop culture and totally absorbed with all things bees. But when Gabe first sees her, he thinks she’s the most beautiful woman he’s ever seen!

Every interaction between theses two, every thought they had about each other, every move they made in their dancing around each other, everything, was utterly charming. I had the hardest time putting the book down and finished in a day and a half. I didn’t want it to end. It’s such a wonderful, feel good book, I’m urging everyone reading this to give it a try. I know not everyone is going to love 💕 it as much as I do, but I think many will really enjoy it. Now I just need to read the first book and I was excited to see she has more books planned in this world.
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288 reviews10 followers
August 19, 2024
I loved the book. I like that the author made the FMC different. We always get the supermodel brunette, the blonde bombshell , the curvy redhead etc..I’m not used to the FMC being 6’1, with shocking orange/red hair and with a gap tooth 🤓

I liked both MC. Theo was the quirky bee biologist and Gabe was the hottie NFL quarterback, opposites definitely attract in this book.

I was thrown off about his last skeleton in the closet he shared with Theo but ehh it wasn’t completely off putting to the point where I stopped reading it. The story kept me interested throughout the whole book.
This entire review has been hidden because of spoilers.
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463 reviews35 followers
July 29, 2024
I decided to give this a go based on the author attending an event I am going to, so I would give this a go. Unfortunately it isn't for me, and so I DNF at 50% in as I just couldn't get on with the authors writing and everything felt very fluffy and cute.
Defintely not a very spicy read, and those scenes are glossed over fairly quickly and there isn't much build up to their vortex...aka orgasm. Some of the wording and phrasing was very cringe, and honestly the characters weren't very unique or relatable for me.
I did enjoy that the FMC was a little different to the stereotypical beauty standards, but I am not sure if needed it to be mentioned so much that she was different or tall or not beautiful.
There is a lack of communication between characters, and really they don't actually spend time getting to know each other and their backstory very much. It felt like they would just talk about their jobs more than anything else. So it felt a little surface level for me, perhaps it happens later in their story but I didn't want to wait that long for a little depth in their connection.
96 reviews
November 4, 2023
ugh ruined with secret plot twist

70% in revealed trope I hate…..
This book was on its way to being on the favorite re-read books list. It made me smile constantly, the spice was great and the story unique. Very very sweet scenes!!! The flower meadow scene first time ? 🤩😍😍😍

Till trope revealed….. spoiler………..

Mmc reveals his “dark history” he had waited to tell her was a secret son he had at 20 from dead best friends girlfriend who he connected with summer the friend died and she got pregnant. He went back to college, her family pushed him away cause he wasn’t needed (family had money) and they weren’t in love. Eventually girl married and husband adopted kid. It was bluntly stated, no extensive backstory given and honestly what was the point????? The kid wasn’t in his life and he yet was super conflicted he didn’t know kid. 13 years later. When he was never involved with kid at any point even during pregnancy. Ummmmm you made choice to give the kid up. Kid was super happy. Let it go. That was his major life dark history angst? Ho hummmmmm….

Turned the story into a somewhat single dad story and was NOT needed to further story. It was just weird, unneeded and ruined the story. So many other 3/4 plot twists available. He somehow ruined her bees, he had killed someone when young, he accidentally got in scandal with some model….. ruined ruined ruined book so senselessly especially since she immediately accepted it and then encouraged her to have him reach out to kid. Ummmm yall the kid was adopted and very happy in his life and loved his dad . Was not mmc place to interrupt that for his own selfish reasons. He always got annual report on kid that said how happy he was. So no need to step in. Leave the kid alone! Do you understand what adoption is? Especially when it is not an open one? You do not have right to interfere. Let the kid grow up and decide themselves….. ohhh but mmc and fmc say ohhh kid is twice he can decide now. No, he can’t. His parents can. 🙄🙄🙄 and I say this from experience on bio side. Written poorly on this subject.

Describe the book in blurb accurately so others are aware. 😑
947 reviews12 followers
May 29, 2026
Rating: 3/5 stars
POV: Dual 1st person POV
Length: Novel
Relationship: MF

Primary Tropes/Features: Sports Romance (American Football), Enemies to lovers, Neighbours, Opposites attract, Protective hero, Jock/Nerd

Secondary Tropes/Features: Small town, He talks her through it

Micro Tropes: Who said that to you?, Don’t fall in love with me

Content warning: Bullying (on page & past events discussed), Sports related injury (on page), Misogyny (on page), Death (discussed not seen), Life threatening allergic reaction (on page)

Truth About Nerds and Bees was an enjoyable romance with likeable main characters. Whilst I have attempted to avoid spoilers some may reamain so I have hidden parts of this review.

The characters:
Theodora (Theo) was a heroine very quickly defined as intelligent and unconventionally attractive, something which she was insecure about. Her insecurities around her appearance coupled with her lifetime dedication to Bee conservation gave her the makings of your typical “quirky” and “not like the other girls” heroine which I was worried she wouldn’t be developed beyond. Though I found her insecurities were accurately represented and were given an appropriate amount of page time without becoming all she was. She was a character whose stubborn and steely resolve were characteristics I enjoyed seeing develop along with her confidence and I admired her intelligence and drive.

Gabe was in some ways a stereotypical professional athlete hero. Attractive, determined, and business savvy he had moments where there was a slight “I’m more important than other people” approach to life and it played well into his initial dynamic with Theo. Like Theo he was intelligent but I felt his skills were more in social intelligence and I enjoyed how he interacted with his friends and colleagues, but especially Theo with the way he brought her out of her own shell. He had his own share of insecurities which aided in a more multi dimensional character development which was enhanced by the slower reveal of those insecurities. Both were likable characters who I enjoyed learning more about as I progressed through the book and they were well suited to each other.

The romance:
Theo and Gabe had a largely fun romance which had the fun and sweet moments I often love in opposites attract or Jock/Nerd romances with more maturity given their ages. They did not get off to the best start when he attempted to sue her to remove her Bee hives and in response she chained herself to his house. It was an incident and series of interactions which sparked an attraction but did more to establish the connection between them. Gabe and Theo were equally matched when it came to their stubbornness which made them a challenge for one another and their interactions became a mix of banter, teasing, and giving as good as they got and I feel like it really established their dynamic and potential for more quite quickly. It was only through vulnerable moments where Theo showed Gabe kindness and understanding that the tumultuous relationship between them started to give way to that instant attraction that they were both hesitant to engage with. The relationship did move very quickly and it wasn't overly spicy but they did partake in a ‘casual-to-more’ romance development whilst becoming friends. The romance development was an enjoyable mix of quiet moments of connection through sharing their own interests but also physical intimacy which paced the book well. They had some swoony and sweet moments which became highlights for me and I did enjoy how their physical connection enhanced the chemistry without over shadowing the other ways they were growing closer.

Things were not always easy for them however and we were given third act drama resulting in a kind of break up. The drama relating to Theo's discovery of her Bee allergy and how Gabe became an overbearing and overprotective boyfriend causing her to shut down as he overstepped boundaries felt in line with their characterisation and the relationship that had been established. The tension and disappointment it brought to their dynamic highlighted their own insecurities and defining character traits well and how the themes of grief and stubbornness to your own detriment impacted their lives. I also liked it for how it tied up the hints of something more going on with Gabe that had been present throughout the early portion of the book. The exploration of Gabe’s survivor's guilt and un-addressed grief regarding the death of his friend fit very well into his characterisation but

The secondary characters and side plots:
The book did largely focus on Gabe and Theo but there were a few side characters and smaller plots which tied into their individual character arcs and their romance development. The mix of side characters that have either had their own book or potentially are going to get their own book were likeable and there were a few standout moments for me particularly with how Theo and Gabe became integrated into one another’s worlds. I enjoyed the exploration of Theo’s professional life and the difficulties that she faced within that because it made her more multidimensional and it was enjoyable to see Gabe become a protective boyfriend to her in a world where he didn't really understand how things worked. I felt like the scenes for the secondary characters and the smaller secondary plots added to the overall book and nothing felt like it was thrown in for the sake of it when it came to them.

Overall this was an enjoyable book which I am glad I picked up. I enjoy a good Jock/Nerd romance and I do think Simonne delivers that here.

Favourite Quote(s): “You’re it for me. You’re my always.”
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56 reviews
January 19, 2024
The end was an absolute *crap*show. I can't decide whether to laugh or be mad lol I usually rarely write reviews, but I'm trying to get better so that when someone asks me about a book I read I can look back, and I don't think I ever want to remember this book again. I've been having terrible luck over the last 2-3 weeks with books 😩 send help

I'm going to give a quick recap of a few things that contain a few spoilers, so stop reading now if you don't like them.

First and foremost, the FMC is mistaken for a man (and says this happens all the time) because she's tall. That's it. She is very female presenting. And when someone called her sir, the MMC got FURIOUS. It could've been a slip of tongue like when you accidentally tell the doctor's office "Love you" when getting off the phone. It was wild.

At the end, the FMC is stung by a bee (her life's work) and they go to bed and she goes into anaphylactic shock (she's been stung several times before because she's like a bee doctor or whatever but never had a reaction). So she goes to the ER because she passes out and literally almost dies. They did a blood test to see if she had a bee allergy and it was positive. Keep in mind, she almost died. So the MMC is like, I'll help find someone to take your bees, and she's like, nah I'm keeping them. LOL WHAT. So he's mad and is like... uh no you're not. So they fight and he says, "I won't allow you to." Okay I get it, that's poor word choice. She gets even more pissed, and then he's like... if I have to sue you again (long story from the beginning) to save your life then I will. Anyway she breaks up with him and refuses to return his calls or texts for weeks even though he calls and texts every day. She won't even have a conversation. She made him leave that night and that was it. So whatever, okay. Her friends tell her she needs to get rid of the bees and so do her parents but she thinks they're all overreacting to her being deathly (literally) allergic to bees.

This is where things start to just go insane. So the MMC chains himself to her house (this was actually a cute callback to the beginning). Her ex boyfriend shows up and she goes into the house with her ex for TWO HOURS and leaves the MMC chained up outside and says nothing to him. Then the ex gets explosive diarrhea and that supposedly took up most of that time or something? Like she's taking him water and meds and it was just like... just pop your head out and tell the guy you love what's going on????? Anyway so the MMC leaves and instead of her going over to his house once her ex leaves, she just doesn't talk to him for like a day or two? IDK it was weird.

But this is the best part. She went to the allergist and by some twist of fate, she's not allergic to bees! She's allergic to shellfish that she ate earlier that day!

The second half of this book was just an absolute mess.
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304 reviews
August 6, 2026
This series is ok. I read the Book one, I wasn't all that pleased, but it was good. This one, was much better, Gabriel 'Beauty' Bardales, Quarterback, very tall, very attractive and Theodora 'Theo' Stewart, Doctor of entymology, bees to be precise, very tall, red headed and extremely stubborn. Theo, like most academics, doesn't have much of a sense of humor about jocks, she's all about Bees, honey bees and how to save them, she will wax poetic forever about her beloved bees. Bardales has bought the property next door to her, and the bees are always in his yard swarming around his swimming pool and he's taken legal action to have her remove the bees. She chains herself to his home in protest.
And it's on. It's a slow burn, he has past traumatic issues that are dogging him, she just got dumped by her long-distant boyfriend. Watching them make it work - that was the journey I enjoyed following, and while it was a bumpy, sometimes Rocky road, they do come out of it HEA. Gabe learns about bees, their hives, their pattersns. Theo learns about football, what the line of scrimmage is, how to score the game, it was really cute.
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129 reviews
July 19, 2023
I had a lot of fun reading this book.. the way that Theo and Gabe met was so interesting and definitely unique. Gabe is an NFL player who upsets Theo, a professor/bee keeper/bee activist, when he is renovating next door and potentially harms Theo’s bees. She chains herself to his house and won’t leave even when he threatens to sue her or when the press comes - instead she’s delighted to share her knowledge of bees. The two eventually get together and we see their relationship go through it’s ups and downs.
I really liked watching their relationship form and seeing the parallels that come later on in the book. It’s also very realistic in the way that both Theo and Gabe have their issues/traumas they try to work through. It gave them a more dimensional feel. I’m also someone who hates 3rd act breakups and !spoiler! There is one in this book but I didn’t mind it as much. All their fights are realistic and reasonable and I like the way the two of them handle the situations. Overall, this was a fun and easy book to read and I would recommend it to my friends!
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974 reviews10 followers
March 17, 2024
Famous football player Gabe Bardales gets a call from the contractor building his house. There is a woman chained to his front porch. When he goes outside, he sees a beautiful redhead woman. Theo is a college professor who teaches about bees. She loves bees, has since she was a child. Now she owns her own home and several bee hives. Gabe is suing her to move the bees, since he is afraid they will swarm his guests when they use his swimming pool. When he refuses to meet with Theo to discuss the problem, she chains herself to his front porch.
Of course they fall in love.
And love is never without problems.
Fun read, likable characters, some humor, some interesting facts about bees and some sex.
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1,184 reviews26 followers
March 5, 2024
3.5 stars

This was a super cute story with a fun and unique premise (Gabe's a football player, Theo's a bee biologist and they meet when she chains herself to his house to protest him building a pool near her bees).

I've come to really enjoy the "casual to more" trope and it was done really well here. Maybe the opposites attract/meet cute was a little too unlikely to fall totally in love with their story, but overall this was an easy, solid read that I enjoyed a lot.

Bonus points for including a tall heroine who is described as not being conventionally attractive (though he can't understand why, because he thinks she's beautiful)! So sweet!
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137 reviews2 followers
September 5, 2023
Cute story

I found this to be a cute and slightly spicy story. I started with this book and never read the previous books. I really liked the characters and loved how they both were able to teach each other things about their passion/jobs without it being boring for the reader. I would say spice was 🌶️🌶️.5. I enjoyed that it wasn’t the foundation of their whole relationship. The only thing I didn’t get was the thing with Brooke. It seemed unnecessary and didn’t add anything to the story at all. It definitely could have been left out.
866 reviews8 followers
November 4, 2023
Gabe and Theo

Loved this book. Both characters were so appealing. At first I thought Gabe was going to be self centered, based on his “brand”, but he turned out to be a great guy. Graduating with honors in history gave him credibility as a boyfriend for Theo.
Loved how the author had Theo’s speech patterns reflected her intellectual personality. Really liked how Gabe helped her see herself as he saw her too.
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6,364 reviews
September 26, 2026
I really liked it. He thinks she is beautiful. They are new neighbors and fall in love.

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.They have a big fight because she developed a bee allergy. She almost died. He wants her to get rid of her beehives. She refuses. He keeps trying to speak with her but she goes out of town. So he chains himself to her house to get her attention. Just like she chained herself to his house to save the bees.
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5,385 reviews76 followers
August 23, 2023
I liked her chaining herself to his porch to gain attention. I didn't like her physical description having a great deal of weight to her character to the point of unbelief. (Shocking orange hair, freckles, gapped teeth in front and six foot one .)

And the NFL quarterback finds her pretty much instantly attractive??

Ok? Ok? Good for her.

I liked the prior story a bit better.
270 reviews
September 13, 2023
A fun read

A fun read, where I learned something about bees and about American football, how often does that happen. The story was well written and easy to read. I liked all the characters, well apart from Gerald, Clement and Brooke but annoying people are everywhere.
This was my first book by this author, but I will be looking out for more.
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972 reviews258 followers
September 17, 2023
Release the dogs!

This was definitely a good one! I literally laghued so hard throughout the entire book. Like with tears and everything. Gabe and Theo were such an unlikely pair that just worked fabulously. She was odd but so endearing and he was gruff but lovable. I really enjoyed this book!
2,041 reviews5 followers
September 26, 2023
This third book in the series is my absolute favorite! Theo is a fascinating character. She is a professor and now activist when her neighbor insists she relocate her bee hives. He is a famous football player and known for his skill and attractiveness. At first glance, they don't have anything in common but they definitely complement each other. It is funny, sweet and oh so romantic.
596 reviews1 follower
January 30, 2024
A sweet, funny love story about opposites

This was such a good story. I think usually the female is the main character but in this book Gage is front and center. He has his demons and Theo gives him the opportunity to get his life realigned. They are a good paring and certainly opposites.
I learned so much about bees, too. This is a very good story and I enjoyed it.
9 reviews
August 21, 2026
A Great Light-hearted read

I don’t usually write reviews, but this book deserves it.

A feel good read that kept me engaged the whole way through after a few too many DNF’s.

Opposites attract in the best way. Both characters were interesting and a departure from the norm. It was great how the story included Leah and Josh from the first book.

Just all round a great read.
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2,246 reviews2 followers
August 29, 2023
3 is net te weinig. 4 net te veel. Het was best amusant hoor. Mocht eigenlijk wel minstens 50blz korter. Begon een beetje langdradig te worden. Echt erg dat mensen haar lelijk noemde omdat ze lang was met een spleetje tussen haar tanden
338 reviews
September 3, 2023
Funny

The rivalry and banter between the two main characters was so funny. I thought the story lost a little of spark in the middle and then picked it back up again towards the end.
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170 reviews
September 4, 2023
this is a really great book!

I really enjoyed reading this book! it was very sweet and well written! I had to keep reading to find out what happens next! the characters are well written and interesting! I will be looking up more books from this author.
147 reviews
October 7, 2023
loved it

I didn’t realize that this was the 2rd book in the series so will have to go back and read them. I will of course be reading on in the series. Very, very fun book with some good sexy time too.
20 reviews2 followers
November 2, 2023
the bee’s knees

This was a great story .all three in this series were all different but the characters from the first two showed up a lot in all three .
I actually learned a lot about bees and jocks. Totally opposite of each other but complimented each other .
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604 reviews18 followers
January 1, 2024
Nerds and Bees

Theo is a professor and Gabe is a professional quarterback. The two are neighbors and sparks fly from the very beginning. An unlikely couple that I feel immediately in love with. A quick read with laughs and a few tears.
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50 reviews
February 19, 2024
I love Bees

I wanted this book to be 5 stars. I love bees, and learning about them was interesting. I loved Theo, but I couldn't get her image inside my head. I just couldn't. It was a good book. Just not great
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1,244 reviews51 followers
August 18, 2024
Really cute and easy to get lost in. I love a forced proximity “neighbors who hate each other” vibe with lots of banter and this delivered.
I also loved that he fell first and was the first one to admit his feelings aloud.
59 reviews
July 13, 2026
Very sweet story

This was a very sweet, pretty funny love story of opposites attracting each other. While the two main characters at first seem to have nothing in common, their personalities are similar and they find a lasting love.
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