I took a two-month long brake right in the middle of reading this and during those two months, the author Justin Richards, died in June 2026. So, it’s just a shame that I’m going to have to spend this entire review shitting on his work, so soon after his passing. So, I would personally like to say sorry to his family that I have to do this, but I have no choice.
This book, as of writing this review, is the worst Doctor Who novel I’ve read thus far. This is only the third Doctor Who novel I’ve read and I was so looking forward to reading this one as it was a sequel to one of the greatest Classic Doctor Who stories of all time, the Pyramids of Mars. I thought we were going to get a great love letter to both the original, as well as Mummy movies form the 40s and 50s, as would suit the Philip Hitchcliff era, while also playing in the 5th Doctor era sandbox. But this entire book was just 325 pages of strait up padding. It doesn’t even felt like a first draft, it feels like what you’d get if you told an AI generator to wright a 300-page, 5th Doctor novel starting the Osirian Mummies. I’ve never seen a book so disinterested in its own plot than “this”, I’ve seen hostage video’s where the hostages wanted to be there more than the writer did when he wrote this book. And yes, it’s just the Osirian Mummies that show up in this, if you were hoping that Sutekh would show up, seeing as how this is “supposed” to be a sequel to Pyramids of Mars, then prepper to be disappointed.
But I “will” say this, I don’t think the precise to this one was a total lost cause. You have a cult of Ancient Egyptian priests who kidnap Nyssa, send her bad to Ancient Egypt, put her in suspended animation, to be woken up in the present day so that she can be the host for another Osirian Despot. But me describing what’s “suppose” to be happening is a Trillian times more interesting than what’s “actually” on the page, because other than that, nothing happens though out the duration of this book. It’s almost impossible to put into words how broken the structuring of the plot is, it almost transness bad writing all together and becomes a new form of mediocrity. The plot has almost no focused, the character just teleport from one location to another for seemingly no reason and with no direction. One minuet, we’re in 1926 London, then we’re in Ancient Egypt, then back to 1926, then back to Ancient Egypt and then Present Day (I think). There’s no reason for any of what’s happening to be happening, and the characters don’t even act like they want to be there.
And speaking of the characters, all of them, no matter how important they are to the plot, feel like background characters. The Doctor himself doesn’t even act like anything that happens in this story, is even remotely important. There’s a bit where he sees a sarcophagus and they just goes “ow, that must be a piece of Osirian technology, interesting”. And then when Nyssa shows up inside a Egyptian sarcophagus that’s been lost for over a thousand years, he’s seemingly forgot about the piece of alien technology that can send people through time, he found and start wondering how his friend could’ve been sent back in time. It’s not a good sign if the plot is so boring that even the characters start forgetting what story there supposed to be in. And as for the Osirian Mummies, the things that are on the cover of every copy of this book, the reason this was included in the Monster Collection book series and the whole selling point of this book, yeah, there barely in this thing. They don’t show up until halfway through the fricking thing and even then, they don’t do much. Admittedly, once they did show up, it was fun to read, especially when they started attacking the camp and one of them coat fire. But other than that, they were just nothing.
As for the villains, I think having a different Osirian from Sutekh, as the villain was a brave move as if they just had Sutekh again, then it might have just felt like a carbon copy of Pyramids of Mars. And making them a female Osirian (on paper) sound like a neat way to go about it. I would have loved to have seen a female version of Sutekh menacing the 5th Doctor and his friends, like Eris from Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas. But as the 2019 Mummy movie has tort us, making your main Mummy character a woman, doesn’t guarantee a good story. And even then, you’ll forget that she even showed-up as she had so little presence in this story. She does so little that you’ll wonder if she actually showed up at all as I don’t even remember her entering the story and the plot just started referring to her by name out of nowhere. The main priest character was more of a present but in the end, he was just another bland, bad guy who had to be stopped.
Overall, this book just isn’t worth it. I didn’t pay much attention while reading it and I was so bord with it that I took a two-month long brake right in the middle and didn’t miss it one little bit. I have no idea why Justine Richard’s even decided to write this one as it feel like he wants to be here even less that his readers do. This was only his “third” Doctor Who book, so maybe he hadn’t really mastered his skills at this point, but if he’s this bord by point in his career, then I shudder to think what his first two book must be like. I haven’t read any of his books for the New Series range yet, so maybe they’re a lot better, but if I we just to judge him by “this” book alone, then I would say he must be one of the worst writers in Doctor Who Spin-Off media. If you really “need” more Pyramids of Mars in your life, then you might like this just fine, especially after Empire of Death on TV, but if you want an actually plot, intend of just a random collection of word and letters on a page like a book out of the Library of Babel, then avoid this a all costs.