Painting, decorating, any odd-job around the home. If you want a good job done - LET ALBERT DO IT
With credentials like his and a wide-open housing estate like Belview, how could Albert, handyman extraordinaire, possibly go wrong? When lady luck leads our hero to the portals of the fair and irresistible Mrs Pinkerton, he's soon installing her a loft ladder, and hey presto - it's not just the attic that becomes easily accessible.
After word of Albert's guaranteed satisfaction at reasonable rates gets around, he's suddenly got as much business as he can handle...which can't be bad - or can it?