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A Court of Bovines and Destiny: An Epic Arthurian Fantasy Satire Featuring a Sassy Cow
Enter an elite and magical world of fantasy, magic swords, and cows from an author YET to hit the bestseller list.
Buddy the Cow was supposed to live out his life chewing cud and eating grass, content to be nothing but an ordinary cow. But when a Fae curse sends him on the journey of a lifetime, he becomes destined for something to be the king of Cowmelot.
But when you're a cow with no fingers and no martial training, death is only a heartbeat away... because evil sorcerers like swords, especially magical ones.
With only a centaur, a magicless wizard, and a bunny girl barbarian to protect him, Buddy finds his life threatened by the evil High Sorcerer Geoff Geezos. The sorcerer wants Buddy to join Hamazon, his world wide tchotchke delivery service. Or die.
He'll need every edge he can get, even if it means seeking out those that would destroy him.
Yet, with every day that passes, Geoff Geezos grows more deadly and Buddy's friends can no longer protect him from everything. The adventure claims lives one after another and nobody, not even a Fae-cursed cow, knows if they'll make it to the end.
Friends, enemies, lovers. Everyone making the quest to Cowmelot has an agenda. Because once you become the one and true king, there's only one way out. Take the throne, or die.
A Court of Bovines and Destiny was previously published under the title "The Quest for Cowmelot" by Blake R. Wolfe. While the title and the cover have changed, the content remains the same.
Buddy the Cow was supposed to live out his life chewing cud and eating grass, content to be nothing but an ordinary cow. But when a Fae curse sends him on the journey of a lifetime, he becomes destined for something to be the king of Cowmelot.
But when you're a cow with no fingers and no martial training, death is only a heartbeat away... because evil sorcerers like swords, especially magical ones.
With only a centaur, a magicless wizard, and a bunny girl barbarian to protect him, Buddy finds his life threatened by the evil High Sorcerer Geoff Geezos. The sorcerer wants Buddy to join Hamazon, his world wide tchotchke delivery service. Or die.
He'll need every edge he can get, even if it means seeking out those that would destroy him.
Yet, with every day that passes, Geoff Geezos grows more deadly and Buddy's friends can no longer protect him from everything. The adventure claims lives one after another and nobody, not even a Fae-cursed cow, knows if they'll make it to the end.
Friends, enemies, lovers. Everyone making the quest to Cowmelot has an agenda. Because once you become the one and true king, there's only one way out. Take the throne, or die.
A Court of Bovines and Destiny was previously published under the title "The Quest for Cowmelot" by Blake R. Wolfe. While the title and the cover have changed, the content remains the same.
439 pages, Kindle Edition
Published July 18, 2024
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March 25, 2026
5/10. The plot is about what you would expect from a satire, though there is a huge variety in comedy. It's absurd, raunchy, and even has several 4th wall breaks. However, some of the jokes (especially the adult ones) were a little bit much or went on a bit too long.
November 6, 2024
Very funny, satiric and light reading. I didn’t expect much and with that thought I was reading it. I enjoyed every minute of it!
Did not finish
March 7, 2026F bombs & talking about 3-way gay sex - and it’s only chapter 4. No thanks.
March 28, 2026
Wild!
Okay so this was a wild ride! The twist??? Never saw it coming honestly. And chapter 37? Life changing. This was an awesome read.
Okay so this was a wild ride! The twist??? Never saw it coming honestly. And chapter 37? Life changing. This was an awesome read.
Displaying 1 - 4 of 4 reviews