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Creamy is a romantically insane soap opera featuring a dramatic book store owner and her beefy paramedic. Follow their journey as he falls spunk-first in love with a chaotic woman he’ll do anything to keep, no matter how creamy things get.
Creamy is part of a reader challenge book series in the DNF world, brought to you by Bexley Luxury Author Services and eleven incredible authors who have joined forces to create a cringy good time!
DNF is a beloved used bookstore in Salem, Massachusetts, where books go for a second chance. What was once someone’s DNF is the next person’s treasure. Every book in the DNF series is full of delicious spice, chaos, and most importantly, cringe.
We’re giving you all the moist, velvet-wrapped man meats, and so much more!
How far can you make it before you cringe?
How many novellas can you read before you DNF?
It’s a challenge.
Read. Cringe. Share.
Do you dare to enter the world of DNF? There’s no guarantee you’ll finish.
Creamy is part of a reader challenge book series in the DNF world, brought to you by Bexley Luxury Author Services and eleven incredible authors who have joined forces to create a cringy good time!
DNF is a beloved used bookstore in Salem, Massachusetts, where books go for a second chance. What was once someone’s DNF is the next person’s treasure. Every book in the DNF series is full of delicious spice, chaos, and most importantly, cringe.
We’re giving you all the moist, velvet-wrapped man meats, and so much more!
How far can you make it before you cringe?
How many novellas can you read before you DNF?
It’s a challenge.
Read. Cringe. Share.
Do you dare to enter the world of DNF? There’s no guarantee you’ll finish.
127 pages, Kindle Edition
Published August 9, 2024
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August 16, 2024
I.....I think I've been scared for life....
I think this book broke me, and I had to put it down.
Story is the owner? Of the dnf bookstore, she's in a slump and wants to have fun. So she does, and well, it ends up super bad her handcuffed to a bed with a plug shoved up her ass. Yeah, great way to meet her one Freddy when he goes to help her he does get distracted and possessive when he meets her.
Now nothing says true love when you fish out a butt plug and well.. yeah, all that gross stuff. I think that's what broke me. Scat play isn't for everyone.
And it wasn't for me. I'm still grossed out. But couple lives A HEA.
Om drama, dramaish, sexy times, no virgins gal/Virgin MMC
Recommend-maybe
Cover-⭐️⭐️⭐️
Heat level-🌶🌶
Prologue
Age gap
20H/30h
Talk of defiling an urn
Random aggressive threats with no follow through
Non-consensual
depositing of jizz Tons of creamy jizz TONS OF JIZZ
Cringe words and scenes…
it's bad BDSM Gone wrong
Disappearing Sex Toys
Pet-ish play??
Sex acts over 70 Lots of unrealistic butt stuff Online Dating Gone Wrong
Tiny scat play
Hea
Epilogue
I think this book broke me, and I had to put it down.
Story is the owner? Of the dnf bookstore, she's in a slump and wants to have fun. So she does, and well, it ends up super bad her handcuffed to a bed with a plug shoved up her ass. Yeah, great way to meet her one Freddy when he goes to help her he does get distracted and possessive when he meets her.
Now nothing says true love when you fish out a butt plug and well.. yeah, all that gross stuff. I think that's what broke me. Scat play isn't for everyone.
And it wasn't for me. I'm still grossed out. But couple lives A HEA.
Om drama, dramaish, sexy times, no virgins gal/Virgin MMC
Recommend-maybe
Cover-⭐️⭐️⭐️
Heat level-🌶🌶
Prologue
Age gap
20H/30h
Talk of defiling an urn
Random aggressive threats with no follow through
Non-consensual
depositing of jizz Tons of creamy jizz TONS OF JIZZ
Cringe words and scenes…
it's bad BDSM Gone wrong
Disappearing Sex Toys
Pet-ish play??
Sex acts over 70 Lots of unrealistic butt stuff Online Dating Gone Wrong
Tiny scat play
Hea
Epilogue
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December 11, 2025DNF series challenge, review series
I'm reading the DNF series books because... I don't know. I hate myself? I'm not going to rate them because it's too subjective, but I am going to rank them from favorite to least favorite.
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I'm reading the DNF series books because... I don't know. I hate myself? I'm not going to rate them because it's too subjective, but I am going to rank them from favorite to least favorite.
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August 16, 2024this one was so much worse than the first one i read 😫 i did truly want to dnf it, and tbh i literally skimmed most of it
[dnf series reading challenge with my unhinged besties romy & mimi]
[dnf series reading challenge with my unhinged besties romy & mimi]
August 11, 2024
i wanted to DNF this so badly but that’s literally the entire point of this series so i took it as a challenge to finish it.
This was the NASTIEST. CRINGIEST. i actually wanted to throw up twice.
2 stars cause it had funny moments lol
This was the NASTIEST. CRINGIEST. i actually wanted to throw up twice.
2 stars cause it had funny moments lol
August 15, 2024
1st- could someone put up the DNF Bingo Card, my systems won’t allow me to download it…lol, I’m planning to read all 12 (on my 4th) in the series, thought would be fun to do said Bingo!!
Go Story!!! That was a genius way to help/defend/support Fred’s argument with Stan, shocking, but original and genius (disturbing funny too) ☠️⚱️🍭💩🚽
So, who called 911/533… her purse was by the front door (guessing her cell was in it) Bud ran away from his own house… did she scream at an Alexa for help????
Ok, so honestly, a few things are not my cup of tea, BUT I Love Their Love Story and all the silly, sweet, funny things that I find this another very, very amusing book… and I’m very “To Each Their Own” 💋💋💋💋💋
🚨🚨🚨SpoilerS🚨🚨🚨
The Best For Last: “Rumplestillskin!”
📚DNF Bookstore: A Shared World📚
-Hung by Summer O’Toole
-Milky by Daisy Jane
-Bouncy by B Sobjakken
-Slurp by Georgia Rayne
-Gooey by K.L Mann
-Creamy by Bex Dawn
-Juicy by N.E. Stevenson
-Handy by Misty Walker
-Spunky by Haley Tyler
-Drippy by Stephanie Swann
-Nectar by J.D. Midnight
-Thick by Leslie Ayla
Go Story!!! That was a genius way to help/defend/support Fred’s argument with Stan, shocking, but original and genius (disturbing funny too) ☠️⚱️🍭💩🚽
So, who called 911/533… her purse was by the front door (guessing her cell was in it) Bud ran away from his own house… did she scream at an Alexa for help????
Ok, so honestly, a few things are not my cup of tea, BUT I Love Their Love Story and all the silly, sweet, funny things that I find this another very, very amusing book… and I’m very “To Each Their Own” 💋💋💋💋💋
🚨🚨🚨SpoilerS🚨🚨🚨
The Best For Last: “Rumplestillskin!”
📚DNF Bookstore: A Shared World📚
-Hung by Summer O’Toole
-Milky by Daisy Jane
-Bouncy by B Sobjakken
-Slurp by Georgia Rayne
-Gooey by K.L Mann
-Creamy by Bex Dawn
-Juicy by N.E. Stevenson
-Handy by Misty Walker
-Spunky by Haley Tyler
-Drippy by Stephanie Swann
-Nectar by J.D. Midnight
-Thick by Leslie Ayla
September 16, 2024
If I could rate this less I would
September 22, 2024
DNF series challenge with Lautjeee
I wish I could give zero stars, what the #€%& did I just read?! This was the weirdest one yet, not only cringe but just not okay. I was just shocked...
I wish I could give zero stars, what the #€%& did I just read?! This was the weirdest one yet, not only cringe but just not okay. I was just shocked...
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August 17, 2024"“Choo-choo, here comes Daddy’s baby batter, all yummy and cummy for your tummy!”"
Uhm so this was insane...
I cant believe a human being actually wrote this.
"I flick a peach-colored hair off and wipe a larger chunk of Story’s excrement on my pant leg."
this was NOT very classy or very demure.
Uhm so this was insane...
I cant believe a human being actually wrote this.
"I flick a peach-colored hair off and wipe a larger chunk of Story’s excrement on my pant leg."
this was NOT very classy or very demure.
August 11, 2024
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA WHAT IN GODS NAME DID I READ.
I know this is a cringe series but my god it is living up to its name😭😂
I know this is a cringe series but my god it is living up to its name😭😂
August 20, 2024
Let me preface this review with the statement: This is not a good book. This book, however, does exactly what it sets out to do. I spent my formative years reading Harry Styles fanfiction, so naturally I thought how difficult can this really be? On page one, I had a big slice of humble pie. I challenged Bex Dawn and by god did this author deliver.
I’ve never been so grateful to dislike coffee. If I had liked it, chapter one would have ruined it for me by calling it “creamy slurp juice.”
I did not make it through Book One; I survived Book One. No longer will my deepest fears and insecurities haunt at night. My fitful nights will now be a results of words and images from this book. I wish I could go back to the person I was before I read this book. Dawn deserves five stars for this. It is the opposite of a masterpiece, but it does exactly what it wants to do. My only complaint is that the Kindle Unlimited version doesn’t come with bleach for my eyes.
I’ve never been so grateful to dislike coffee. If I had liked it, chapter one would have ruined it for me by calling it “creamy slurp juice.”
I did not make it through Book One; I survived Book One. No longer will my deepest fears and insecurities haunt at night. My fitful nights will now be a results of words and images from this book. I wish I could go back to the person I was before I read this book. Dawn deserves five stars for this. It is the opposite of a masterpiece, but it does exactly what it wants to do. My only complaint is that the Kindle Unlimited version doesn’t come with bleach for my eyes.
December 19, 2024
This was wild. Bex created images in my head that I WISH to never see again, but they’re burned in. I know I will.
The cringe, the language.. everything. This was a perfect addition to this series. Fit right in - Like the butterfly 🥴
The cringe, the language.. everything. This was a perfect addition to this series. Fit right in - Like the butterfly 🥴
August 6, 2024
-dnf series challenge
-the cringiest one i swear
-breeding kink
-cringe count: 15
-ridiculous laugh count: 10
-the cringiest one i swear
-breeding kink
-cringe count: 15
-ridiculous laugh count: 10
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December 15, 2024The puppy pad ☹️
December 30, 2024
I don't even know why I'm continuing this series..😶
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August 16, 2024this was the absolute worst book I’ve ever read 😭
Emily, when you read this, just know I’ll never forgive you for making me read this 😭
they are the most FOUL couple and just 🤢
0 ⭐️
Emily, when you read this, just know I’ll never forgive you for making me read this 😭
they are the most FOUL couple and just 🤢
0 ⭐️
August 18, 2024
Finished the challenge, not worth it, worst book I’ve read. Id give it 0 if i could.
September 4, 2024
yeah, I read this but I'll probably spend the rest of my life wondering why I did...
DNF Challenge 5/12
DNF Challenge 5/12
December 27, 2024
*deep sigh*
August 22, 2024
Well that is 2 hours of my life that I won’t get back. My book club made me read it. This was the most absurd book I think I’ve ever read but I’m pretty sure that was the point, so well done on the author because my entire face while reading this screamed WTF. 2 stars because this book doesn’t pretend to be anything other than what it is, unlike some of the other things I’ve read for book club *cough*thehousemaid*cough*.
Would I recommend this to anyone? Absolutely not.
Am I going to attempt the other 11 books in this series? Probably not, but who knows for sure.
Would I recommend this to anyone? Absolutely not.
Am I going to attempt the other 11 books in this series? Probably not, but who knows for sure.
September 24, 2024
I'm scarred for my fucking life.
Before starting this book (not recommended if u plan to leave your sanity the fuck alone) I recommend you to reread the worst of the worsest wattpad or ao3 stories ever known to the mankind (but it still might not be enough)
I want to gouge my eyes out and put it in bleach for the next 365x24 hrs and scoop my brain out and scrub and wash it with loads of detergent and marinate in an ocean full of sanitizer because I just lost every bit of my sanity.
But I'm giving it 2 stars because the author ATE the concept. The whole point was to make you cringe and disgusted sssoooooo fucking bad that you DNF this book
She nailed the fuck out of this
Before starting this book (not recommended if u plan to leave your sanity the fuck alone) I recommend you to reread the worst of the worsest wattpad or ao3 stories ever known to the mankind (but it still might not be enough)
I want to gouge my eyes out and put it in bleach for the next 365x24 hrs and scoop my brain out and scrub and wash it with loads of detergent and marinate in an ocean full of sanitizer because I just lost every bit of my sanity.
But I'm giving it 2 stars because the author ATE the concept. The whole point was to make you cringe and disgusted sssoooooo fucking bad that you DNF this book
She nailed the fuck out of this
August 13, 2024
pink butterfly
5 stars for being the roughest read to date. I legit almost quit. You win, Bex Dawn. Creamy is the cringiest of the series so far. Still gonna read the rest though…
5 stars for being the roughest read to date. I legit almost quit. You win, Bex Dawn. Creamy is the cringiest of the series so far. Still gonna read the rest though…
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August 31, 2024Second book in the DNF challenge and omg.
It wasn't as bad as the last one, but it kind of was?
It wasn't as bad as the last one, but it kind of was?
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September 15, 2024Eh boring
January 24, 2025
MY 200TH BOOK!!!!!
I'm happy story has her own book but it doesn't take away from the cringe and weird stuff that happened I can't even write a review about this because I am actually so speechless 😭
one thing that did surprise me was that he was BALD at 20 like WHAT. but fr who is coming up with these nicknames they are so icky ✋️
I'm happy story has her own book but it doesn't take away from the cringe and weird stuff that happened I can't even write a review about this because I am actually so speechless 😭
one thing that did surprise me was that he was BALD at 20 like WHAT. but fr who is coming up with these nicknames they are so icky ✋️
May 18, 2025
Nackskott. Direkt.
December 5, 2025
Again, it’s a challenge for a reason, but 🤢
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September 9, 2024Diese Reihe wurde extra cringe geschrieben und es war wirklich schlimm. Wouldnt recommend hahaha
August 31, 2025
This was so bad it hurt.
August 21, 2024
I’m honestly not sure what I’ve just read tbf… it took me far too long to get through such a short book but I literally had to put it down so many times 😭😂
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August 22, 2024If you’re reading this review, I am begging you to not pick up this book if you want to keep your sanity intact
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