The crowning jewel of disappointment with this series.
This book frustrated me to a point where I had to make copious amounts of notes while reading it, so let me just organize them thematically, starting with...
Representation
Delilah had some problems with performative language, but remained readable. Astrid was hard not to roll your eyes at. Iris tripled down on the bad aspects. I'm honestly surprised that there are not many reviews pointing it out... Representation is this book is borderline offensive, at best it's insincere. At best. I've made my point in my review of Astrid Parker that the way AHB writes about queerness is weirdly uniform, in a cool-kids-club way, a way that seems perplexed at the idea of genuine diversity and is only capable of treating it as a background. It somehow got worse. It all feels very juvenile and naive. Women in their 30's who are out for years are naming their groupchats "Cheers for Queers" and get starry eyed seeing a coffee drink named "Pansexual Pistachio Cold Brew". Trans people are used as props for the author or the characters to pat themselves on the back for how inclusive they are. "In the play it's two men, one of them is trans" "I love that" say the two cis characters, using a man's identity to make themselves feel progressive. I'm sure he's happy about that. The book doesn't even give the poor guy any lines, but makes a point to mention him again, this time by the narrator: "It was two gay men - one of them trans(...)". WE ALREADY KNOW. Any characters who are more diverse than the main cast (i.e not cis, thin, white) are used as a throwaway line, they don't even show up ("Phoebe was a trans woman and a costume designer" "Tori was a Black lesbian"). Nuh-uh! You don't get to use their identities like that if you don't put any work into involving them as PEOPLE. (There is Stevie's nonbinary friend I guess, but they lack any depth and are also introduced as an identity checkbox, and those identities also apparently make them "the single coolest person Stevie knew"). Inclusion as performance. You can see it in small details; like: "What about them? Ren said pointing to a white woman with long blond hair" (what's the point of using a neutral pronoun if you're gonna assume this person's gender in the same sentence lmao). Or Stevie buying a lesbian flag coloured swimsuit at 17 (11 years ago), despite sunset lesbian flag being invented in 2018. It might seem nitpicky but it paints a larger picture all combined together. It makes it seem like the author isn't really interested in portraying queerness as anything else than stereotypes. And it DOES bleed into the view or relationships and romance. I found it quite concerning how sapphic relationships are depicted... Those that work out are described as never-ending honeymoon phases where they constantly have "48h orgasm sessions" and forever behave as if they'd just met. The ones that fall apart do so because they have less sex and fall into behaving like roommates. Relationships are not just waiting for a magical person that will make you feel teenage love all the time. In real relationships, there will be problems and there will be the mundane, and it's a conscious act of love to make everyday life exciting. Stevie and Iris are required to "work" on themselves and improve their behaviour, but only to the point of "getting the girl" - the ultimate end goal. Once it's achieved, long-term relationships (like Claire and Delilah's) don't seem to require any effort and any sign of work to be done on the relationship is meant to be taken as if the relationship is doomed.
Plot
Stevie is an actress with Generalized Anxiety Disorder. Did you know that she has anxiety? Yes? Are you sure? I think I'm gonna mention it again, just to be safe? Did you really get it? She has anxiety. (I have GAD and I actually was lowkey offended by this lol, we're not some incapable beans defined by anxiety who can't go thru a single interaction w/o throwing up). Iris suddenly became a romance author off-page in between books (was this change made to make this book more meta?) and is struggling to come up with a plot, because she lacks romantic inspiration in life and is tired of people trying to set her up for dating. Funny circumstances ensue and the two end up fake-dating and starring in a play together. This... didn't make too much sense to me. Stevie and Iris had a failed hookup and Stevie's (shitty) friends started pressing and asking if they're dating. In what world was it easier to lie and say "yea we are" instead of being like "it was one hookup, it's too early to tell yet"? Iris's reason for agreeing was also far-fetched (needing inspiration for her novel?). But okay, let's roll with it: as far as fake dating goes, Stevie acts very lacklustre and uninvested, seeming like a really bad girlfriend. Stevie's ex constantly bullies Iris, but it's Iris that gets chastised for standing her ground, Stevie never tries to defend her. It seems like in the previous book, everything was Astrid's fault and she was not allowed to be hurt. Here Iris is treated in a similar way. Not allowed to be upset, defend herself, have her doubts etc it's all painted as if she's in the wrong. I couldn't feel chemistry between them, it was all so unserious. Many of their conversations felt out of place, not fitting the moment, as if AHB needed them there to further the plot. Most of their problems are because those bitches just refuse to TALK TO EACH OTHER. Iris's friends, bar Simon, all felt stripped out of their original personalities (really? Claire is nothing more than a mum friend now?). The third-act breakup was so badly done and unnecessary and the HEA was barely even existent, we got one page of it... if that!
Miscellaneous
Just some loose thoughts that didn't fit anywhere else, arranged in points:
- "Creamy" is not a good descriptor of boobs
- No scissoring this time! Yay!
- Iris' Irish family is full of Irish stereotypes
- The owner of the Bitch's Brew cafe is from Liverpool but has a cockney accent? Please research what you write, what is this lmaooo
- There is so much overexplaining and telling-not-showing
- Ofc the characters have a "disdain for literary fiction" and think it's pretentious. Boohoo a book makes you think and doesn't rely on tropes
- Queer friend groups are depicted as toxic and thriving on drama
- Astrid Parker had a clit necklace. This book has "flowers that look live vulvas, which Iris is all about"
- It seems... a choice to make the few POC characters obscenely rich, some of them from generational wealth
Not a fun time, this one!