Hung

DNF Bookstore: A Shared World

by Summer O'Toole

Alfie, everyone's favorite lactose intolerant Foxy sidekick, is getting his own story in Hung, part of the DNF series.

Alfie is a man in love the second he sees Georgie and quickly becomes as obsessed with her as he is with Pumpkin Spice lattes.

Georgie finds herself equally smitten by Alfie, but a little intimidated by the not so little thing in his pants. Come along for this goofy ride as they make it fit--I mean, work.

Genres: Novella, Romance, Smut, Contemporary, Contemporary Romance, Fish Out Of Water, Adult

66 pages, Kindle Edition

Published August 9, 2024

Reviews

[glavreads]

this whole series is meant to be cringey novellas that have your jaw dropping in horror/disbelief and this definitely delivered 💀😂

[Darlene I read WAY to many books]

On the cringy scale, honest this one wasn't too bad. Or good honest Alfie was in my eyes a golden Retriever who was clumsy lol.

When he first met Georgie, he was sprung and fell and tripped lol lots of clumsy and blurt out random words. I laughed at his cheesy lines. They were cute together.

Most of the "cringy" lines were about the size of his dick. But it wasn't bad. It was pretty short.
Also she does accidently trip and land on his dick 😆😆😆😆


No ow drama light om drama, no cheating, tiny drama, sexy times, no virgins

Recommend-maybe
Cover-⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Heat level-🌶🌶


Instalove
Pegging
Light stalking
No condom
Food for objects
Anal play
HNF

[Grapie Deltaco]

😐

[Arianna ✨]

This one was not nearly as cringey as the others I’ve read so far in the series! It was relatively normal with a handful of cringey euphemisms for body parts & products. But it’s mostly just an over-the-top spicy romance novella with lots of produce involved 🥒🍆🥕

[Kailynn (slump 😔)]

wtf did I just read…

**no cheating, no owd, slight omd (h has a stalker), no virgins**

[Cait Ireen | caitireenreads]

5/5⭐️
4/5🌶️

Welp, we've begun this journey. I managed not to DNF this one, but WOWZERS this shiz was crazy! I'll be steadily working through this series and then posting about it on my instagram... please pop in and take a peek! It's sure to be as hilarious as the different words this MMC came up with for his dong!

"Oh my god" count by Cait: 8

[What.Nikki.Reads]

RTC
😂🍆😂 🥒😂😂😂😂
🥒🥒🤣

Is all you get for now

[Mysti]

I laughed so hard in the first 9 pages that I had to take a break from reading just to calm down. It's so ridiculously OTT that it's adorable. Second half wasn't as funny - but overall, still really cute/good.

Alfie literally "fell" in love at first site with coffee girl, Georgie. A ton of hilarity ensues, and some coke can dick action. Lots of fruits and other objects are used in the pursuit of orgasms. There is no shyness in the bedroom.

Seriously - look at the cover and title. Please don't expect romance with this. It's FUN - wtf are people criticizing it?! Idiots.

[Yoona]

Listen, this is my favorite of the series!
The cringeyness is so hard to make it through but it’s called DNF for a reason 😂😭

[cam 🍂]

these two need to be banned from the produce aisle

[Alex]

Girl get me out of this abusive relationship i have with myself, who’s forcing me to read all these stupid ass fuck ass books

[Romancing the Reader]

Truly unhinged… so points there.

Again. Just kind of rating these against each other because they’re supposed to be cringe but I didn’t love the writing in this one? That’s crazy to say seeing as the subject matter was produce related but here we are…

[Dylan McCluskey]

I feel obligated to keep making it very clear that this is for a challenge and not my own personal enjoyment. Thank you.

[Zara Harper]

I love this series, super cringy (they are exactly what they say they are trying to be), but so much fun! Let’s just say I’ll look at aubergines and cucumbers differently from now on!

[Michelle]

At least they skipped the carrot!

+1⭐️ for the song references and pranks.


DNF Challenge 10/12

[Abi Scott]

saw a funny review on this so had to give it a read but the way I cringed throughout the whole book 🥲🥲🥲

[ashlee ❤]

-dnf series challenge
-love at first sight
-food play
-cringe count: 4
-ridiculousness laugh count: 9

[CrazyGal609]

Not only do I F*cking Love It, I LMFAO!!! Seriously!!! And as always ⭐️To Each Their Own⭐️
OMG 😳🫢😆😅🥹😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 poor Alfie “Boobs” AND Georgie’s like me…lol:
G- “I’m about as coordinated and graceful as a newborn giraffe, so my knee ends up slamming into his crotch.
He doubles over with a punchy exhale so quickly that I’m not fully seated yet, and my second knee comes up and hits him in the face.
“Oh my god!” I scream, horrified by the bludgeoning I’ve just given him, and jump down”

😎Love it when it’s in my lingo of expertise a ‘stick-thingy’ & ‘whatchamacallit’ 🤘🤟 These two found their ♾️ soulmates ♾️ , she’s a lucky gal💋😈🍆💦👻 and he’s a lucky lad😘

🙀😱😳 I gasped so hard with surprise at the end of chapter 5, my cats ran for safety!!!! DrAMa!!!!

Sorry, I had to look it up: 🦚🦚The term "peacock" is commonly used to refer to birds of both sexes. Technically, only males are peacocks. Females are peahens, and together, they are called peafowl🦚🦚 Re: Alfie: “I feel like a proud peacock having impressed the pretty lady peacock—peapussy?”🤣💚💚

[Angel]

I actually thought it was kind of adorable until they whipped out the whole produce section. 😀🔫🍆

[Jazz]

4.5⭐️
okay so i needed something light hearted and funny to keep me awake during a 24hr readathon.

THIS hit the spot and gave me what i needed. so cringy and so funny. It was a nice short read and was packed full of events that cracked me up and had me second guessing what I was reading.

The author of this book captured the DNF idea perfectly cause if this was a REAL not intended to be funny and cringe book I absolutely would have DNFd it. It was just long enough for me to tolerate the cringe and want to finish it. If it was 100 pages or longer i’d probably have gotten tired of it so I think it was really great.

only reason it’s not 5 stars is because if i remember correctly he lied to her about what he did for work but then at the end it was like she actually knew what he did so maybe i missed a part where he told her what he actually does but whatever. 4.5 is still a good rating for this book.

[My Dark Romance]

Ok I did not know what to expect but this was such a fun read and I laughed out loud a few times.

And so cringy 😂😂😂

Summer, you are hilarious 😆

[Loz🪐🤍]

This one nearly did have me DNFing if I’m honest. The constant fake British accent and slang from MMC had me cringing out so hard

Well, you succeeded😂

[Jessica Logan]

Alfie made this one bearable

[Anna Stone]

Loved it!

This had me laughing and saying OMG out loud. If you have not started this series, you really need too.

[Bonnie]

Hilarious in cringy, smutty way... is there such a thing as comedic fetish erotica?

[Emily]

Hung up on cringe

[Sarah Fay]

DNF Series Challenge 3/12

Honestly pretty tame

Cringe Level: 2/10

[Becky Rowe]

Ugh. This was absolute shit, maybe the worst one yet🤣 I don’t expect them to be good, but my god.

Book 6/12 of DNF Challenge

[Olivia Sawyer]

I still have to read the others but Alfie SENT me to the orbit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he is so fucking funny omg. It was definitely a bit cringe but I couldn't stop laughing 💀💀

[RavenOfTheSea]

“Boobs”

2/5 ⭐ 3/5 🌶️

This was probably the cringiest book I've ever read. This was so insanely OTT and entirely unpredictable because I was constantly in a trance unable to believe what I was actually reading. But I had so much fun. It was bad but the bad that makes you laugh so I can totally agree that it belongs in that DNF collection.

This chaos of a comedy just kept giving. And I'm not even wanna talk about the inappropriate use of vegetables and …items or the phrases that they used. Wild.

Who would've believed that Alfie from the Fox Family series would have delivered such a funny explosion and cringefest of a book.

Did I like it? It was fun.
Would I reread it? Nah. Once is too much.