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Alfie, everyone's favorite lactose intolerant Foxy sidekick, is getting his own story in Hung, part of the DNF series.
Alfie is a man in love the second he sees Georgie and quickly becomes as obsessed with her as he is with Pumpkin Spice lattes.
Georgie finds herself equally smitten by Alfie, but a little intimidated by the not so little thing in his pants. Come along for this goofy ride as they make it fit--I mean, work.
Alfie is a man in love the second he sees Georgie and quickly becomes as obsessed with her as he is with Pumpkin Spice lattes.
Georgie finds herself equally smitten by Alfie, but a little intimidated by the not so little thing in his pants. Come along for this goofy ride as they make it fit--I mean, work.
66 pages, Kindle Edition
Published August 9, 2024
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August 19, 2024
this whole series is meant to be cringey novellas that have your jaw dropping in horror/disbelief and this definitely delivered 💀😂
August 11, 2024
On the cringy scale, honest this one wasn't too bad. Or good honest Alfie was in my eyes a golden Retriever who was clumsy lol.
When he first met Georgie, he was sprung and fell and tripped lol lots of clumsy and blurt out random words. I laughed at his cheesy lines. They were cute together.
Most of the "cringy" lines were about the size of his dick. But it wasn't bad. It was pretty short.
Also she does accidently trip and land on his dick 😆😆😆😆
No ow drama light om drama, no cheating, tiny drama, sexy times, no virgins
Recommend-maybe
Cover-⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Heat level-🌶🌶
Instalove
Pegging
Light stalking
No condom
Food for objects
Anal play
HNF
When he first met Georgie, he was sprung and fell and tripped lol lots of clumsy and blurt out random words. I laughed at his cheesy lines. They were cute together.
Most of the "cringy" lines were about the size of his dick. But it wasn't bad. It was pretty short.
Also she does accidently trip and land on his dick 😆😆😆😆
No ow drama light om drama, no cheating, tiny drama, sexy times, no virgins
Recommend-maybe
Cover-⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Heat level-🌶🌶
Instalove
Pegging
Light stalking
No condom
Food for objects
Anal play
HNF
August 29, 2024
This one was not nearly as cringey as the others I’ve read so far in the series! It was relatively normal with a handful of cringey euphemisms for body parts & products. But it’s mostly just an over-the-top spicy romance novella with lots of produce involved 🥒🍆🥕
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August 12, 2024wtf did I just read…
**no cheating, no owd, slight omd (h has a stalker), no virgins**
**no cheating, no owd, slight omd (h has a stalker), no virgins**
September 16, 2024
5/5⭐️
4/5🌶️
Welp, we've begun this journey. I managed not to DNF this one, but WOWZERS this shiz was crazy! I'll be steadily working through this series and then posting about it on my instagram... please pop in and take a peek! It's sure to be as hilarious as the different words this MMC came up with for his dong!
"Oh my god" count by Cait: 8
4/5🌶️
Welp, we've begun this journey. I managed not to DNF this one, but WOWZERS this shiz was crazy! I'll be steadily working through this series and then posting about it on my instagram... please pop in and take a peek! It's sure to be as hilarious as the different words this MMC came up with for his dong!
"Oh my god" count by Cait: 8
July 28, 2024
RTC
😂🍆😂 🥒😂😂😂😂
🥒🥒🤣
Is all you get for now
😂🍆😂 🥒😂😂😂😂
🥒🥒🤣
Is all you get for now
September 14, 2024
I laughed so hard in the first 9 pages that I had to take a break from reading just to calm down. It's so ridiculously OTT that it's adorable. Second half wasn't as funny - but overall, still really cute/good.
Alfie literally "fell" in love at first site with coffee girl, Georgie. A ton of hilarity ensues, and some coke can dick action. Lots of fruits and other objects are used in the pursuit of orgasms. There is no shyness in the bedroom.
Seriously - look at the cover and title. Please don't expect romance with this. It's FUN - wtf are people criticizing it?! Idiots.
Alfie literally "fell" in love at first site with coffee girl, Georgie. A ton of hilarity ensues, and some coke can dick action. Lots of fruits and other objects are used in the pursuit of orgasms. There is no shyness in the bedroom.
Seriously - look at the cover and title. Please don't expect romance with this. It's FUN - wtf are people criticizing it?! Idiots.
August 22, 2024
Listen, this is my favorite of the series!
The cringeyness is so hard to make it through but it’s called DNF for a reason 😂😭
The cringeyness is so hard to make it through but it’s called DNF for a reason 😂😭
August 10, 2024
Truly unhinged… so points there.
Again. Just kind of rating these against each other because they’re supposed to be cringe but I didn’t love the writing in this one? That’s crazy to say seeing as the subject matter was produce related but here we are…
Again. Just kind of rating these against each other because they’re supposed to be cringe but I didn’t love the writing in this one? That’s crazy to say seeing as the subject matter was produce related but here we are…
December 17, 2024
I feel obligated to keep making it very clear that this is for a challenge and not my own personal enjoyment. Thank you.
December 20, 2024
these two need to be banned from the produce aisle
March 21, 2025
Girl get me out of this abusive relationship i have with myself, who’s forcing me to read all these stupid ass fuck ass books
May 11, 2025
I love this series, super cringy (they are exactly what they say they are trying to be), but so much fun! Let’s just say I’ll look at aubergines and cucumbers differently from now on!
October 26, 2024
At least they skipped the carrot!
+1⭐️ for the song references and pranks.
DNF Challenge 10/12
+1⭐️ for the song references and pranks.
DNF Challenge 10/12
August 15, 2024
saw a funny review on this so had to give it a read but the way I cringed throughout the whole book 🥲🥲🥲
July 30, 2024
-dnf series challenge
-love at first sight
-food play
-cringe count: 4
-ridiculousness laugh count: 9
-love at first sight
-food play
-cringe count: 4
-ridiculousness laugh count: 9
August 22, 2024
Not only do I F*cking Love It, I LMFAO!!! Seriously!!! And as always ⭐️To Each Their Own⭐️
OMG 😳🫢😆😅🥹😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 poor Alfie “Boobs” AND Georgie’s like me…lol:
😎Love it when it’s in my lingo of expertise a ‘stick-thingy’ & ‘whatchamacallit’ 🤘🤟 These two found their ♾️ soulmates ♾️ , she’s a lucky gal💋😈🍆💦👻 and he’s a lucky lad😘
🙀😱😳 I gasped so hard with surprise at the end of chapter 5, my cats ran for safety!!!! DrAMa!!!!
Sorry, I had to look it up: 🦚🦚The term "peacock" is commonly used to refer to birds of both sexes. Technically, only males are peacocks. Females are peahens, and together, they are called peafowl🦚🦚 Re: Alfie: “I feel like a proud peacock having impressed the pretty lady peacock—peapussy?”🤣💚💚
OMG 😳🫢😆😅🥹😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 poor Alfie “Boobs” AND Georgie’s like me…lol:
😎Love it when it’s in my lingo of expertise a ‘stick-thingy’ & ‘whatchamacallit’ 🤘🤟 These two found their ♾️ soulmates ♾️ , she’s a lucky gal💋😈🍆💦👻 and he’s a lucky lad😘
🙀😱😳 I gasped so hard with surprise at the end of chapter 5, my cats ran for safety!!!! DrAMa!!!!
Sorry, I had to look it up: 🦚🦚The term "peacock" is commonly used to refer to birds of both sexes. Technically, only males are peacocks. Females are peahens, and together, they are called peafowl🦚🦚 Re: Alfie: “I feel like a proud peacock having impressed the pretty lady peacock—peapussy?”🤣💚💚
September 9, 2024
4.5⭐️
okay so i needed something light hearted and funny to keep me awake during a 24hr readathon.
THIS hit the spot and gave me what i needed. so cringy and so funny. It was a nice short read and was packed full of events that cracked me up and had me second guessing what I was reading.
The author of this book captured the DNF idea perfectly cause if this was a REAL not intended to be funny and cringe book I absolutely would have DNFd it. It was just long enough for me to tolerate the cringe and want to finish it. If it was 100 pages or longer i’d probably have gotten tired of it so I think it was really great.
only reason it’s not 5 stars is because if i remember correctly he lied to her about what he did for work but then at the end it was like she actually knew what he did so maybe i missed a part where he told her what he actually does but whatever. 4.5 is still a good rating for this book.
okay so i needed something light hearted and funny to keep me awake during a 24hr readathon.
THIS hit the spot and gave me what i needed. so cringy and so funny. It was a nice short read and was packed full of events that cracked me up and had me second guessing what I was reading.
The author of this book captured the DNF idea perfectly cause if this was a REAL not intended to be funny and cringe book I absolutely would have DNFd it. It was just long enough for me to tolerate the cringe and want to finish it. If it was 100 pages or longer i’d probably have gotten tired of it so I think it was really great.
only reason it’s not 5 stars is because if i remember correctly he lied to her about what he did for work but then at the end it was like she actually knew what he did so maybe i missed a part where he told her what he actually does but whatever. 4.5 is still a good rating for this book.
August 8, 2024
Ok I did not know what to expect but this was such a fun read and I laughed out loud a few times.
And so cringy 😂😂😂
Summer, you are hilarious 😆
And so cringy 😂😂😂
Summer, you are hilarious 😆
August 24, 2024
This one nearly did have me DNFing if I’m honest. The constant fake British accent and slang from MMC had me cringing out so hard
Well, you succeeded😂
Well, you succeeded😂
December 17, 2024
Alfie made this one bearable
August 12, 2024
Hilarious in cringy, smutty way... is there such a thing as comedic fetish erotica?
August 21, 2024
I actually thought it was kind of adorable until they whipped out the whole produce section. 😀🔫🍆
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August 30, 2024Hung up on cringe
August 23, 2024
DNF Series Challenge 3/12
Honestly pretty tame
Cringe Level: 2/10
Honestly pretty tame
Cringe Level: 2/10
October 16, 2024
Ugh. This was absolute shit, maybe the worst one yet🤣 I don’t expect them to be good, but my god.
Book 6/12 of DNF Challenge
Book 6/12 of DNF Challenge
July 28, 2024
I still have to read the others but Alfie SENT me to the orbit 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he is so fucking funny omg. It was definitely a bit cringe but I couldn't stop laughing 💀💀
May 7, 2025
“Boobs”
4/5 ⭐ 3/5 🌶️
This was probably the cringiest book I've ever read. This was so insanely OTT and entirely unpredictable because I was constantly in a trance unable to believe what I was actually reading. But I had so much fun. It was bad but the bad that makes you laugh so I can totally agree that it belongs in that DNF collection.
This chaos of a comedy just kept giving. And I'm not even wanna talk about the inappropriate use of vegetables and …items or the phrases that they used. Wild.
Who would've believed that Alfie from the Fox Family series would have delivered such a funny explosion and cringefest of a book.
Did I like it? It was fun.
Would I reread it? Nah. Once is too much.
4/5 ⭐ 3/5 🌶️
This was probably the cringiest book I've ever read. This was so insanely OTT and entirely unpredictable because I was constantly in a trance unable to believe what I was actually reading. But I had so much fun. It was bad but the bad that makes you laugh so I can totally agree that it belongs in that DNF collection.
This chaos of a comedy just kept giving. And I'm not even wanna talk about the inappropriate use of vegetables and …items or the phrases that they used. Wild.
Who would've believed that Alfie from the Fox Family series would have delivered such a funny explosion and cringefest of a book.
Did I like it? It was fun.
Would I reread it? Nah. Once is too much.
November 4, 2025
2.75-3 ⭐️
3 down, 10 to go. This book is currently my favourite. Alfie, the little golden retriever, is so adorable, and I love it. The book is 66 pages of awkward cuteness. Yeah, it's not cringeworthy at all, and definitely not worth dnf'in. It's about two oddballs having some unusual, smutty scenes and numerous cute moments. It was genuinely funny, and the cringe was contextually valid, making it a pleasant read. Wish it was a bit longer, but it kinda worked out. Now you might want to add that “not cringeworthy” is not the real point behind this series and if you look at the artistry behind, the ones that would make you want to dnf should be rated higher, but I genuinely liked these oddballs. I would even recommend this book for the aficionados of odd and cute-ish books.
3 down, 10 to go. This book is currently my favourite. Alfie, the little golden retriever, is so adorable, and I love it. The book is 66 pages of awkward cuteness. Yeah, it's not cringeworthy at all, and definitely not worth dnf'in. It's about two oddballs having some unusual, smutty scenes and numerous cute moments. It was genuinely funny, and the cringe was contextually valid, making it a pleasant read. Wish it was a bit longer, but it kinda worked out. Now you might want to add that “not cringeworthy” is not the real point behind this series and if you look at the artistry behind, the ones that would make you want to dnf should be rated higher, but I genuinely liked these oddballs. I would even recommend this book for the aficionados of odd and cute-ish books.
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