Juicy

DNF Bookstore: A Shared World

by N.E. Stevenson

A blind dating app, what could go wrong?

My app decided to glitch and gave four men instead of one the time and place for my blind date.
Lucky me, right?
Nope.
A few bottles of wine and maybe some tequila later, I find myself in the middle of a very naked four-man sandwich, and now none of them want to give me up.
Hi, my name is Cherry, and a blind date app gave me my very own harem.

Genres: Why Choose, Novella, Romance, Smut, Contemporary Romance, BDSM, Erotica

124 pages, ebook

Published August 9, 2024

Reviews

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DNF series challenge, review series

I'm reading the DNF series books because... I don't know. I hate myself? I'm not going to rate them because it's too subjective, but I am going to rank them from favorite to least favorite.

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[Tilly · Rating 1 out of 5]

this was abit too disturbing like wtf ✋️
how is it so accidental that she goes on a date with 4 MEN from a dating website and how convenient that one of the guys made the flipping website 🤨

it was cringe like what are these nicknames "love pearl" "puppy" "unicorn" "pookie" NO and this book was just pure smut like this is meant to be cringe 🫠

oh and then by the end she's bloody pregnant and married to one of the dudes like wtf

[Darlene I read WAY to many books · Rating 3 out of 5]

I think I would've dnf this book base on the talk about 2 of the guys being manwhores. Lol the cirngy words and things they did didn't bother me.

Cherry has been in a slump and thanks to her bestie she's signing up on a dating app. Where she's matched with 4 guys and all 4 men have seen her before she's just not really paid attention to them. Now she is when they do delicious things to her in public ;) the chemistry they have is so good even when they say wired shit lol.
She does push away when someone takes a picture of them and her family calls her names.

It's up to the guys to show her they want there pookie.


No ow/om drama, no cheating, tiny tiny drama, Sexy times, No virgins & 2 are manwhores

Recommend-maybe
Cover-⭐️⭐️⭐️
Heat level-🌶🌶🌶


Slowinsta
Pinning
MFMMM MFM MF
Tiny push away from h
Sharing
Slootch
Cuckhold
Cock cage
Degradation
Light Somnophilia
Lots and lots of cringe words.
“Puppy…” – that’s it. That’s the only hint you get
Hea
Epilogue

[Laurie Reads Reverse Harem]

"piss rods" "meat taco" "baby gravy"

...I'm dying of cringe.

[KB · Rating 2 out of 5]

Honestly I’ve read a few in the series and this one might be the least cringey

[ashlee · Rating 5 out of 5]

-dnf series challenge
-why choose
-dating app glitch turned gangbang
-cringe count: 8
-ridiculousness laugh count: 10

okay but fr…this one could be soooo good made into a legit full length novel & cutting out all the cringe euphemisms💀😂

[Becky Rowe · Rating 4 out of 5]

The cringe was off the charts 🤣

(Book 1/12 of the DNF Challenge)

[Hannah · Rating 3 out of 5]

2.5
Actually wasn’t too bad

[CrazyGal609 · Rating 5 out of 5]

Yes, let’s start off with a good giggle… Jade is trying to get Cherry to do a dating app, Cherry’s argument is: “it just sounds like I’ll get kidnapped.”
“Salem isn’t the biggest place in the world, babe. If you got kidnapped, we’d find you pretty fast.”
I’m pouting, I know I am, but I can’t help it.
I don’t want any pickles near my meat flaps. …OMG, these Gals!!! Awesome & a little eww on the “meat flaps” but ⭐️To Each Their Own⭐️
BUT I absolutely Love their banter, & the lingo in the book…lol
Thick & Juicy are my major favs so far💋💋💋💋💋

Those jokes are sooo incredibly corny, but great for a laugh!!😅🤭🤭 except the toaster one, that was just lazy🫤

“I want to lick him” 😛😈💋💋💋💋 I said that out loud once (by mistake), Dude heard me and gave me the biggest, bestest, beautiful smile and a wink, too bad he was waiting for his boyfriend…lol, it was a good laugh 😆😊 They did dance with me though, I was a very happy Gal💋💋💋💋💋

“Macon’s tongue prods my devil’s pocket” 😂💋😈💋

📚DNF Bookstore: A Shared World-
-Bouncy by B Sobjakken
-Hung by Summer O'Toole
-Slurp by Georgia Rayn
-Gooey by K.L Man
-Creamy by Bex Dawn
-Juicy by N.E. Stevenson
-Milky by Daisy Jane
-Handy by Misty Walker
-Drippy by Stephanie Swann
-Nectar by J.D. Midnight
-Thick by Leslie Ayla
-Spunky by Haley Tyler

[Madison Outlaw · Rating 1 out of 5]

I made it through…but at what cost

[Ebony Giselle · Rating 4 out of 5]

ARC Review - we love reverse harem. There’s a good balance of plot in this one. The storyline is set up well with an app, blind dates, and an accidental harem.

The men sound yummy and sexy. Even though there is a bunch of cringe.

The names for genitalia in this story are wild. Pork sword and meat flaps are my new favorite sayings.

The ending was interesting… but nice. And the “conflict” with the antagonist? If we can even call him that? I wish there was more of an explanation. But … you can’t always get what you want.


This DNF challenge is fun. You can read the books in any order.

[Sydney Webb · Rating 4 out of 5]

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Thank you for sending me this ARC!
My reviews are always honest 🫶🏻

This book and the whole concept of this series is so fucking funny. It is absolutely a perfect palette cleanser and I’m left genuinely wondering if I could make it through the whole series 🤔😂 I have never in my life heard such crazy descriptions and innuendoes as I have in this book. Not even back in my fanfiction.net days 😂 I can’t believe I read a whole paragraph of Shrek related dirty talk as well as the phrase “Cummins for Dummies” 😂😂

[Rebecca · Rating 5 out of 5]

***Beta Review

Literally the perfect palate cleanser. The most delicious cringe imaginable but done in the uncringiest way possible. What can go wrong with a dating app? Other than getting dates with 4 hot guys, twins included. Cherry no longer needs her destroyer when she’s got more than enough man meat to go around. The jokes kept coming and the unholiest descriptions. Oysters will never be the same. The uncringiest cringiest insta love story out there. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much considering how many tears shes already had me shed. You buddy have nailed it, I’m so proud and will always look forward to whatever words your brain conjure up.

[Sam Mitchener · Rating 4 out of 5]

Reverse harem? Yes please.

Yes, as expected, we've slathered on the cringe but the laughs are soooo worth it. The descriptions and innuendos continue to crack me up and the little smutty dad jokes at each chapter- an absolute win!!

I did have to reread the 'Shrek' themed dirty talk to ensure I hadn't slipped into a fever dream 😂

[Adrienne Klassen · Rating 3 out of 5]

I don't even know how to review this. If you added every cringy word you have ever read, about 10% plot, quite a few continuity errors, and no real likable characters, you get this book. Still had to give it a ⭐️3 though. I do love men who absolutely fall head over heels for a woman. Especially when it's ×4.
Also waaaaayyyy too many uses of the word pocket. We get it.

[Sharie Barker · Rating 3 out of 5]

RH unfortunately is really hard to make into a novella. When you've got 5 people feels and thoughts, 120 pages is gonna be hard to portray that. The spice was spicing though. It just jumped around a bit too much for me. Cringe rating was up there though 😂

[Lauren · Rating 3 out of 5]

This book is a part of the DNF (do not finish) series that is created to be as cringe as possible so you don’t finish.

Between the jokes at the start of each chapter (which I loved) and the overwhelming sickness I felt to words like “meat flaps”, “baby gravy” and “mating rod” - I was surprised when there came a little angst in the storyline!

[Jas_iminesbookshelf · Rating 4 out of 5]

Was it cringey? Yes it was. Was it everything a reverse harem should be? Also yes.

[Nicole Johnson · Rating 4 out of 5]

This erotic little novel was a fun, delightful, hot read. I loved all the cringey slang, Jade's OTT bold personality(she's the bestest bestie), and the guys are hot and a lot of fun. The spice is SPICY SPICY. This was the perfect book to jump out of a funk with.

[Angel · Rating 1 out of 5]

I don’t even cringe anymore. I just stare blankly at the page hoping some giant bird will carry me and this book off to feed its children and take me out of my misery.

1 more to go.

*yay*

[Reading Lady Molly]

I never want to see the descriptor "Pork Sword" again haha but at least I got through the book.

Trying this series out for a DNF challenge because why not.

[Leigh Anne]

I have no idea what I just read 😂

[Krissy · Rating 1 out of 5]

Beyond ridiculous….

[kay reads · Rating 2 out of 5]

2.5 stars

Yeah, this is not the cringiest of the bunch but there is some cringe nonetheless.
Was kinda cute, kinda hot ( peen cage and all) but it was also a little bland.
MMFMM no MM

[Rachel · Rating 1 out of 5]

No.

[Beth Holmes]

WTActualF did I just read?!

[_n3ll1]

Don't mind me reading this, I'm just trying to complete this challenge and not dnf OMG WHAT THE FFFFF
I had to take literal breaks to continue reading
6/12 ✅

[Cat · Rating 3 out of 5]

No weird age gap ? No weird addiction to cum ? Was it really a DNF book ?
If you ignore the nicknames, it's actually not a bad book. Wouldn't read again but I think I enjoyed it ?

[Libbie · Rating 2 out of 5]

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Not the worst thing I've ever read