I was midway through the real Hardy Boys books when I spotted some of the "Undercover Brothers" series at a comic store, and I had to buy one just to see. I expected it to be bad, but I didn't expect it to be THIS bad.
It starts out with the Hardy Boys playing an MMORPG but they're actually in the armor fighting goblins and stuff and I guess there's a stupid hacker that they beat up. Next they're part of "ATAC" - American Teens Against CrI can't finish typing that because it makes me cringe too hard. They effortlessly beat up trained agents just because. Then they're getting ready for a surprise birthday party for their dad, who is drawn like a scrawny, weak, ineffectual nobody here for no reason. But oh no, two stereotypical big titty anime girls wearing tight revealing clothing hold the place up! Why? Why are there anime girls in a Hardy Boys book? I don't know. This was the point where my face was actually grimacing in pain and secondhand embarrassment and it didn't stop until the end. As the title of the book implies, the Hardy Boys do a Die Hard parody and beat up like a dozen thugs with magic science gadgets and their INSANE ACTION HERO SKILLS without breaking a sweat. Then they rescue everyone and that's it.
I have read a lot of dumb things in my life, but this is one of the all-time dumbest.