What would be on your Complete Misery Checklist? This is Jane Darling's...polyester tartan uniform; 'Hello My Name is Jane' badge; job in Edinburgh's Tourist Office during the festival; and a ginger whinger colleague who is out to get her. A bad job, manky flat, and eight hours a day filled with questions like 'How long is the Royal Mile?' - that's what Jane Darling has to look forward to. Every day. It's a grim prospect. Some people would think it was complete lunacy to travel halfway across the country just to reunite a man with his mislaid diary. But when you consider Jane's alternatives, and you look at his photograph...you'd pack your bags too.
Take away all the good bits of Bridget Jones and it would still be better than this. No surprise it was left on a shelf at our crappy hotel in San Juan, PR.