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369 pages, Kindle Edition
Published July 30, 2024

A mountain needen't be high, as long as a famous immortal lived there. The waters needn't be deep, so long as dragons swam within.




"You're not from the Central Plains, so perhaps you don't know these more apt words: brash, brazen, underhanded, unscrupulous, debased, shameless, trecherous, and conniving. Does that about cover it?"
His tone was cool, yet he listed them all in a single breath, growing increasingly sarcastic. [...]
"Never have I found you as adorable and amiable as I do now, Ququ," chirped Feng Xiao happily.
"I beg Feng-langjun not to read anything into it. Just stick to calling me Daoist Master Cui, or I'll break out in hives."

"You're not some young maiden. Why act so shy? What, are they not even allowed to look at you?"
"You're so flashy," Cui Buqu said coldly. "I fear if I'm seen with you I'll end up dead in my bed one night with no one the wiser."
Feng Xiao chuckled and looped an arm around his waist. "Then you can share a bed with me," he said silkily. "I can guarantee you a peaceful night's sleep."
Suddenly Cui Buqu stood and slapped Feng Xiao soundly across the face. The move was so blisteringly fast not even Feng Xiao, the martial arts master, could react in time. He'd taken half the force of the blow before he managed to flinch backward.
Now this is truly awful luck, Feng Xiao thought to himself. Playing with fire and burning myself - that's a first.

"I'm not asking for any exotic delicacies. I only want a bowl of fresh vegetable soup. Surely you have that?"
"I apologize. We're a poor houshold; we really have none."
Cui Buqu was speechless. He wanted very much to upturn the bowl of congee over Feng Xiao's head, then take that plate of pickles and smear it all over his punchable face.

The hand clutched him fiercely, and Cui Buqu was almost dragged over the edge. He barley managed to stop his downward slide.
"Pull-me-up!"
Feng Xiao's voice was weak. Its softness sounded like more than fear of being overheard; he must have suffered serious injury.
"But now you need me to save you."
"Once we're back, I'll give you your freedom," said Feng Xiao. "You may come and go as you please."
Cui Buqu thought, If I wanted to go, there's already nothing you can do to stop me. "That's worthless. Promise me something and I'll pull you up."
"Anything," Feng Xiao said impatiently. "Just pull me up first!"
"Call me 'Daddy' three times and I'll do it," said Cui Buqu.
Feng Xiao was speechless.

"Daddy..." he said. His voice was feeble, carried away by the wind and snow. It sounded more like a moan.
"I can't hear you."
"Pull me up. I don't have the strenght."
Cui Buqu sneered. "You can say all that when you have no strenght, yet you can't manage a single 'Daddy'?"

Feng Xiao coughed twice. "I'm injured too. Why not come closer? We can huddle for warmth."
Opening his eyes a crack, Cui Buqu frowned as his sluggish thought processed Feng Xiao's words. "Get the fuck over here then," he said.
Feng Xiao was stupefied. He eyed the unmoving Cui Buqu and concluded he probably hadn't the strenght. Feng Xiao was left with no choice but to debase himself and scoot over, pulling the other man into his arms. Deep inside he thought in both anger and sorrow, How did my venerable fucking self fall this far?

"Are you thirsty?" Feng Xiao asked.
Obviously he was. He'd gone a day and a night without water; at this point his throat was practically on fire. But he knew Feng Xiao wouldn't help him for nothing.
Sure enough, Feng Xiao smiled. "Call me 'Daddy" three times, and I'll use my internal energy to melt some snow for you to drink."
Of course he'd take his revenge. He'd only been waiting for the opportune moment. Cui Buqu decided to get it over with. He opened his mouth without hesitation: "Daddy, Daddy, Daddy!"
His voice was rough and granting, but he got the words out.
Feng Xiao took a handful of snow and got to work. The snowmelt seeped through his fingers, dripping into Cui Buqu's open mouth.

"[...] Not to mention I'm far more pleasing to the eye."
Cui Buqu didn't know what to say.
"Look upon me every day, and your mood will improve. If your mind is at peace, your body will heal without the use of medicine. Is this not a great boon?"
After a moment of silence, Cui Buqu said, "Deputy Chief Feng. You really are the best-looking person I've ever met."
Feng Xiao arched a brow and said, "Naturally. Did you only just realize?"
"But you're also the most thick-skinned and shameless person I've ever met," Cui Buqu spoke sincerely.

"How did Deputy Chief Feng allow Fo'er to escape?" Cui Buqu asked with raised eyebrows.
Feng Xiao answered in his usual breezy way. Of course it's because I saw you buried beneath the rubble. My hear burned with worry, and all I could think of was saving you. Ququ, it's really too unkind of you to complain. Here, feel my chest! My heart's still pounding away!"

"Hold it. What did you mean by 'We will accompany you? Who's we?
The corners of Cui Buqu's lips turned up. "Me and you. That's the definition of 'we'."
Feng Xiao was finally shocked into silence.

4 'Peacock and fox' stars
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