Re All Male - Kay Thorpe does a standard HP day at the office with a secretary h who decides to lead the frequent lady buffet sampling H on and then dump him hard, as a blow for all of HP womankind.
The 24 yr old h meets the H when she is assigned as an amanuensis to the H's famous retired actress mother, who is writing her memoirs. The h is a pure and virtuous girl and doesn't approve of frequent and blatant lady buffet samplers, she is even more disapproving when aforesaid lady buffet samplers lead her ex roommate on and then dump them after the lurve club has been exercised.
So in spite of the H's mum's attempts at matchmaking, (which for once an h managed to foil the HP secondary character pimp out push NICELY and POLITELY, by refusing due to a previous engagement -- she was washing her toes,) the h is giving this H no quarter.
But when the H decides to pursue and the h's current roommate suggests she do a less lurve club swinging version of the pump and dump, the h declares it is Game ON. So we get flirty banter and the introduction of the Evil OW - a snot pustule who used to be the H's lover, until the OW decided that she wanted the H's BFF's English title.
Our beautiful OW snot snarfer married the H's BFF, but can't resist trying to re-ensnare the H in her wiles and she also started her own campaign of male eye candy sampling. The H's semi -indifference to the OW in a boudoir bouncing sense doesn't stop her from scheming either, she is soon making threats and catty remarks to the h.
(Who has succumbed the lurve force mojo and KT purple passion one time by now. We also learn the H is equally enthralled right back, because he gives the h a watch for Christmas, which is a traditional pre-engagement gift. Tho the h did not recognize this because she never reads Victorian romances and therefore let the H's faked emotional indifference and the OW's antics get to her. )
When the Evil OW finds that attacking the h doesn't run her off, she decides to use the tabloid press instead. Knowing that the H hates the gossip rags, cause he claims they frequently lie about his activities, the Evil OW plants a story ostensibly leaked by the h that claims she is preggers and expecting the H to marry her.
In a very sad New Year's Eve build up to the mopey moment, the h lets her temper get away from her over the H allowing the Evil OW to hang all over him like a cheap Christmas ornament. In her fierce verbal beratement of the H, the h mentions her previously abandoned pump and dump plans.
The H gets his ego feelings hurt and he dumps the h before she can dump him - but he makes sure that she knows if she abandons working with his mother he will ruin her career.
The h manages to get a good zinger in by asking him how it feels to only be wanted as a stud and that may explain the explosive rage of the H when OW's seekrit baby and marriage story finally breaks.
The H is apoplectic and shouting at the h, right in front of his mum, for trying to force him to marry by lying about having a baby. He does NOT want to listen when the h denies any culpability and suggests he ask his Evil OW Tart that he likes to keep dangling about the source of that gossip tidbit.
The H refuses to believe that any Tart he has hand selected to permanently tease and dangle would do such a thing and the h allows the H's mum to distract her from leaving. Then the h faints and realizes that the H's Manly Alpha HP Motilators did their mini H cloning job.
The H at first denies responsibility, but after he calms down and thinks about things, he realizes the dates of the h's bun rising fit their lurve club timing perfectly. So the H demands the h marry him and she refuses. The h is very clear that she will only be marrying for love and not expediency.
So the H has to admit he loves her, which the h is delighted to hear because she loves the H back. We also learn that the H did confirm that the gossip tidbits were planted by the OW and that the H dumped the OW, not that the OW dumped him.
The H also claims that the h's former roommate lied about being on the brink of marriage with the H when she was dumped. The H claims it was nothing more than fling and the h proves she has drank the KT HP Koolaid when she tells the H she believes him.
So we leave the happy twosome looking for a big house in the country and the H claiming if his mother doesn't move out and get on with her life he will evict her, for another mixed message KT HP HEA.
This one is very much KT HP trope light. The H is a womanizer and he does have double standards, but it was also clear that he was into the h. The h had a great backbone, until the inevitable HP Treacherous Body Syndrome Lighting Strike and overall you could do much worse for a standard day at the office HP outing.