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344 pages, Hardcover
First published January 1, 2006


I was going to give Volume 7 of Ultimate Spider-Man a low rating, accompanied by a review that laments the slow pacing, the focus on whiny teenagers about whether they're breaking up or not breaking up, the introduction of a truly painfully terrible guy who shows an interest in Mary Jane (and plays guitar in a punk band, and talks like a girl--or, like Brian Michael Bendis writing like a girl), the lack of interesting superhero battles, the disappointing and confusing return of Harry Osborn . . . and then Black Cat returned, and so the rating goes up to 5 stars and I have a hard time remembering all those other complaints. I love Black Cat. I'm sorry she appears so infrequently, and I'm sorry she's stuck in a Kingpin story arc that doesn't require more of her. But I love her. I could be interested in an Ultimate Black Cat series that features an occasional appearance by Spider-Man.
If I were going to complain about something in Volume 7, it would be Bendis's obnoxious tic of beginning sentences with "The hell"--sentences like "The hell is this?!" or "The hell is going on here?!" It is a really annoying gimmick that he uses a lot in this book. No more, please.
The first half of this volume is, as I hinted at, pretty terrible, featuring mostly Peter and Mary Jane breaking up and then whining about it, skipping class, letting their grades slip, lying to Aunt May, and so forth. A little bit of that kind of drama goes a long way when it's Bendis writing the dialogue, and I wasn't drawn into it at all. Black Cat does redeem the second half of the book, and the fight scene full of third-string superhero characters is sort of interesting.
Besides Black Cat, the best thing about Volume 7 is Bagley's artwork, which I thought was really good throughout. He does some very nice low-light and silhouette Spider-Man panels. The coloring is well done, as always. There's quite a bit of Spider-Man's (mask) eyes making different expressions, which I always find amusing.