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Don't Read in the Closet: Volume Three

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This free ebook is volume three in a collection of short stories celebrating love, sex and romance between men.

Note: These stories contain sexually explicit content and are intended for adult readers only.

Mael Day – THREE MONTHS AND ELEVEN DAYS (First Time/College)
Astrid Detlefsen – THE MUSE (Established Relationship)
Sasha Devlin – STROKE OF MIDNIGHT (Werewolves/Vampires)
Ryssa Edwards – SPINNER (Military)
Tia Fielding – HAWK’S SPARROW (Werewolves)
Rachel Haimowitz – JUNGLE HEAT (Military/Dub-con)
Julie Lynn Hayes – PAVANE FOR A PROUD PRINCE (Fantasy/Magic)
Valentina Heart – PLUG AND ENGAGE (BDSM/Friends to Lovers)
Lissa Kasey and Xara X. Xanakas – SINK OR SWIM (Established Couple)
A.J. Llewellyn – CROCODILE UNDIE (M/M/M/M)
Clare London – SAY A LITTLE PRAYER (Paranormal/Angels)
Belinda McBride – FREE TO FLY (BDSM)
Summer Michaels – LUCKY BOY (Friends to Lovers)
Bran Mydwynter – FRIDAY I'M IN LOVE (Geeks-Nerds/Humor)
Cherie Noel - KISS AND TELL (Mild Kink)
Lydia Nyx – MOON OVER MONTANA (Shifter/Cowboys)
Devon Rhodes – HIS LAST RESORT (Coming Out)
J. Rocci – JUST BREATHE OUT (First Time/College)
RJ Scott – GOT YOUR SIX (Military/ Friends to Lovers)
PD Singer – THE BOY NEXT DOOR (Friends to Lovers)
Damon Suede – SEEDY BUSINESS (Sci-Fi)
Ariel Tachna – YOU’RE IT (Friends to Lovers, M/M/M)
Bryl R. Tyne – ALIPIO (Fantasy)
Missy Welsh – YOU AND BILLION BLUE TILES (First Love)
Cooper West – HENRI'S WAR (Diesel-Punk/Film Remix)
Sara Winters – STARTING OVER (College/Athletes)
Serena Yates – ZEPH’S AWAKENING (Rescue/ Age Difference)

972 pages, Kindle Edition

First published October 11, 2011

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Damon Suede

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Damon Suede grew up out-n-proud deep in the anus of right-wing America, and escaped as soon as it was legal. He has lived all over and along the way, he’s earned his crust as a model, a messenger, a promoter, a programmer, a sculptor, a singer, a stripper, a bookkeeper, a bartender, a techie, a teacher, a director... but writing has ever been his bread and butter. He has been happily partnered for over a decade with the most loving, handsome, shrewd, hilarious, noble man to walk this planet.

Beyond romance fiction, Damon is an award-winning author who has been writing for print, stage, and screen for over three decades, which is both more and less glamorous than you might imagine. He's won some awards, but he counts his blessings more often: his amazing friends, his demented family, his beautiful husband, his loyal fans, and his silly, stern, seductive Muse who keeps whispering in his ear, year after year.

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1,275 reviews417 followers
April 8, 2015
The stories in this anthology are the product of the Hot Summer Days promotion. The M/M Romance group invited members to choose a photo and pen a letter asking for a short M/M romance story inspired by the image; authors from the group were encouraged to select a letter and write an original tale.

Not the best collection of the Don't Read in the Closet series.



The good ones
The Muse
Plug and Engage
You and a Billion Blue Tiles

The mediocre-still-not-bad ones
Three Months and Eleven Days
Sink or Swim
Lucky Boy

The rest...
Jungle Heat
Crocodile Undie
Friday I'm In Love
His Last Resort
Got Your Six
The Boy Next Door
You're It
Zeph's Awakening
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784 reviews107 followers
July 19, 2016
1-2% - 2%
Mael Day – THREE MONTHS AND ELEVEN DAYS (First Time/College)
* 1 fade to black star * Review here.

2-3% - 1%
Astrid Detlefsen – THE MUSE (Established Relationship)
*** 3 glowing ball stars *** Review here.

3-7% - 4%
Sasha Devlin – STROKE OF MIDNIGHT (Werewolves/Vampires)
* 1 "mated" (yeah right...) stars * Review here.

7-10% - 3%
Ryssa Edwards – SPINNER (Military)
** 2 plain stupid stars ** Review here.

10-14% - 4%
Tia Fielding – HAWK’S SPARROW (Werewolves)
** 2 stupid Alpha stars ** Review here.

14-15% - 1%
Rachel Haimowitz – JUNGLE HEAT (Military)
* 1 awful star* Review here.

15-21% - 6%
Julie Lynn Hayes – PAVANE FOR A PROUD PRINCE (Fantasy/Magic)
** 2,5 magic raven stars ** Review here.

21-25% - 4%
Valentina Heart – PLUG AND ENGAGE (BDSM/Friends to Lovers)
*** 3 bedpost stars *** Review here.

25-30% - 5%
Lissa Kasey & Xara X.Xanakas – SINK OR SWIM (Established Couple)
** 2,5 lovey-dovey stars ** Review here.

30-34% - 4%
A.J. Llewellyn – CROCODILE UNDIE (M/M/M/M)
** 2 Bruce stars ** Review here.

34-39% - 5%
Clare London – SAY A LITTLE PRAYER (Paranormal/Angels)
**** 4 Angel stars **** Review here.

39-42% - 3%
Belinda McBride – FREE TO FLY (BDSM)
*** 3 okay stars *** Review here.

42-45% - 3%
Summer Michaels – LUCKY BOY (Friends to Lovers)
** 2 meh stars ** Review here.

45-53% - 8%
Bran Mydwynter – FRIDAY I'M IN LOVE (Geeks-Nerds/Humor)
**** 4,5 stolen heart stars **** Review here.

53-59% - 6%
Cherie Noel – KISS AND TELL (Mild Kink)
* 1 ugh star * Review here.

59-66% - 7%
Lydia Nyx – MOON OVER MONTANA (Shifter/Cowboys)
** 2,5 shifter stars ** Review here.

66-68% - 2%
Devon Rhodes – HIS LAST RESORT (Coming Out)
*** 3 room mate stars *** Review here.

68-73% - 5%
J. Rocci – JUST BREATHE OUT (First Time/College)
**** 4 parkour stars **** Review here.

73-74% - 1%
RJ Scott – GOT YOUR SIX (Military/ Friends to Lovers)
*** 3 DADT stars *** Review here.

74-76% - 2%
PD Singer – THE BOY NEXT DOOR (Friends to Lovers)
** 2 luna moth stars ** Review here.

76-81% - 5%
Damon Suede – SEEDY BUSINESS (Sci-Fi)
*** 3 definitely seedy stars *** Review here.

81-83% - 2%
Ariel Tachna – YOU’RE IT (Friends to Lovers, M/M/M)
** 2 suck it up stars ** Review here.

83-84% - 1%
Bryl R. Tyne – ALIPIO (Fantasy)
*** 3 muse stars *** Review here.

84-88% - 4%
Missy Welsh – YOU AND BILLION BLUE TILES (First Love)
**** 4 blue tiles stars **** Review here.

88-92% - 4%
Cooper West – HENRI'S WAR (Diesel-Punk/Film Remix)
*** 3 Casablanca stars *** Review here.

92-97% - 5%
Sara Winters – STARTING OVER (College/Athletes)
*** 3 stars ***

97-100% - 3%
Serena Yates – ZEPH’S AWAKENING (Rescue/ Age Difference)
* 1,5 stars *
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2,608 reviews325 followers
November 23, 2011
Now for Volume 3 of the compiled stories from the Hot Summer Days event. The volume represents days 19 through 25.

As a co-moderator for the M/M Romance Group that pulled this event off with the help of our incredibly generous authors and members I have nothing but praise for all the efforts in this anthology.

I think anyone with a positive interest in the m/m genre would be hard pressed to find anything missing from any of the first three volumes, however, if you do, hang on. There is still one more volume coming.

Over 240,000 words and all free. Enjoy!
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647 reviews29 followers
November 27, 2011
Once again, I can't stress enough how amazing the authors and organisers of the Hot Summer Days event are. This anthology, like the two before it, is fabulous and I'm so pleased to have found out about some great new authors through this event too. There's something for everyone here, with some absolute gems.
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January 15, 2012
Three Months And Eleven Days by Mael Day – 3 Stars My Review

The Muse by Astrid Detlefsen – 5 Stars My Review

Stroke of Midnight by Sasha Devlin – 2 Stars My Review

Spinner by Ryssa Edwards – 2 Stars My Review

Hawk's Sparrow by Tia Fielding – 2 Stars My Review

Jungle Heat by Rachel Haimowitz – 2 Stars My Review

Pavane For A Proud Prince by Julie Lynn Hayes – 4 Stars My Review

Plug And Engage by Valentina Heart – 5 Stars My Review

Sink Or Swim by Lissa Kasey & Xara X. Xanakas – 2 Stars My Review

Crocodile Undie by A.J. Llewellyn – 2 Stars My Review

Say A Little Prayer by Clare London – 2 Stars My Review

Free To Fly by Belinda McBride – 3 Stars My Review

Lucky Boy by Summer Michaels – 3 Stars My Review

Friday I'm In Love by Bran Mydwynter – 2 Stars My Review

Kiss And Tell by Cherie Noel – 2 Stars My Review

Moon Over Montana by Lydia Nyx – 4 Stars My Review

His Last Resort by Devon Rhodes – 4 Stars My Review

Just Breathe Out by J. Rocci – 3 Stars My Review

Got Your Six by RJ Scott – 5 Stars My Review

The Boy Next Door by PD Singer – 2 Stars My Review

Seedy Business by Damon Suede – 3 Stars My Review

You're It by Ariel Tachna – 3 Stars My Review

Alipio by Bryl R. Tyne – 4 Stars My Review

You And Billion Blue Tiles by Missy Welsh – 3 Stars My Review

Henri's War by Cooper West – 2 Stars My Review

Starting Over by Sara Winters – 3 Stars My Review

Zeph's Awakening by Serena Yates – 5 Stars My Review
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287 reviews36 followers
May 25, 2012
My favorite stories in this volume were...

"Spinner" by Ryssa Edwards - An interesting story about an ex-Marine who finds love in an unlikely setting. The most intriguing thing about this story, to me, was the main character's determination to be brutally honest with himself and others after years of living a lie. He seems so much more afraid of himself than any other obstacle he faces in this story.

"Jungle Heat" by Rachel Haimowitz - I should probably feel bad about enjoying this story, which features drug use, non-consensual sex, and very little romance. Still, somehow it worked for me.

"Pavane for a Proud Prince" by Julie Hayes - I loved the fairy-tale quality of this story about an arrogant prince and the sorcerer's apprentice who loves him.

"His Last Resort" by Devon Rhodes - Just a cute college romance. If having a room mate was really this much fun, I think I would have enjoyed my college years more.

"Seedy Business" by Damon Suede - Oh god, this story is so filthy and hilarious. It features two truly depraved main characters who are, in spite of their criminal tendencies, somehow endearing. I had to laugh at the apparent underlying message that turning gay can redeem even the most hardened of assholes.
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Author 8 books56 followers
August 29, 2015
Again, some more excellent stories by wonderful authors. Some of my favorites in this one are Damon Suede's Seedy Business (about Beirn, the brother of Ox from Grown Men), Missy Welsh's You and a Billion Blue Tiles, Cooper West's Henri's War (a Casablanca remix ), Ryssa Edwards's Spinner, and Tia Fielding's Hawk's Sparrow. Just to name a few. =)
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July 16, 2017
Mael Day – Three Months and Eleven Days ★★★✩✩
Astrid Detlefsen – The Muse ★★★✩✩
Sasha Devlin – Stroke of Midnight
Ryssa Edwards – Spinner
Tia Fielding – Hawk's Sparrow ★★★✩✩
Rachel Haimowitz – Jungle Heat ★★✩✩✩
Julie Lynn Hayes – Pavane For a Proud Prince
Valentina Heart – Plug and Engage
Lissa Kasey & Xara X.Xanakas – Sink or Swim ★★★✩✩
A.J. Llewellyn – Crocodile Undie
Clare London – Say a Little Prayer ★★★✩✩
Belinda McBride – Free to Fly ★★★✩✩
Summer Michaels – Lucky Boy
Bran Mydwynter – Friday I'm In Love
Cherie Noel – Kiss and Tell ★★★✩✩
Lydia Nyx – Moon Over Montana ★★✩✩✩
Devon Rhodes – His Last Resort ★★★✩✩
J. Rocci – Just Breathe Out ★★★★✩
RJ Scott – Got Your Six ★★★★✩
PD Singer – The Boy Next Door ★★★✩✩
Damon Suede – Seedy Business ★★★✩✩
Ariel Tachna – You're It ★★✩✩✩
Bryl R. Tyne – Alipio ★★★✩✩
Missy Welsh – You and a Billion Blue Tiles ★★★★✩
Cooper West – Henri's War
Sara Winters – Starting Over
Serena Yates – Zeph's Awakening ★★✩✩✩
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June 26, 2014
Oh man, I've read three of these! Since the first one was the 2011 special edition, a bunch of the stories in this and book two I had already read - But honestly that was a relief, since this is 800 pages.
I enjoyed most of the stories, and several of them are super cute and lovely. So if you like gay romances, you should absolutely read this!
Though I think I'm done with these for now - Time to read other stuff.

(Also moving from Norway to USA to work very soon, so I don't have much time for reading, I guess.)
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Author 39 books38 followers
June 23, 2016
I was happy to see so many fantasy and paranormal stories in this volume. I had already read the story in another volume, but will repeat that "Say a Little Prayer" by Clare London stood out as a nice, light paranormal romance.
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May 17, 2016
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July 13, 2012
Three Months And Eleven Days by Mael Day – ,

The Muse by Astrid Detlefsen – ,

Stroke of Midnight by Sasha Devlin – ,

Spinner by Ryssa Edwards – ,

Hawk's Sparrow by Tia Fielding – ,

Jungle Heat by Rachel Haimowitz – 2 Stars, My review

Pavane For A Proud Prince by Julie Lynn Hayes – ,

Plug And Engage by Valentina Heart – ,

Sink Or Swim by Lissa Kasey & Xara X. Xanakas – ,

Crocodile Undie by A.J. Llewellyn – ,

Say A Little Prayer by Clare London – ,

Free To Fly by Belinda McBride – ,

Lucky Boy by Summer Michaels – ,

Friday I'm In Love by Bran Mydwynter – ,

Kiss And Tell by Cherie Noel – ,

Moon Over Montana by Lydia Nyx – ,

His Last Resort by Devon Rhodes – ,

Just Breathe Out by J. Rocci – ,

Got Your Six by RJ Scott – ,

The Boy Next Door by PD Singer – ,

Seedy Business by Damon Suede – ,

You're It by Ariel Tachna – ,

Alipio by Bryl R. Tyne – ,

You And Billion Blue Tiles by Missy Welsh – ,

Henri's War by Cooper West – ,

Starting Over by Sara Winters – ,

Zeph's Awakening by Serena Yates – ,
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Author 36 books338 followers
April 4, 2012
Three Months And Eleven Days by Mael Day - 3*
The Muse by Astrid Detlefsen - 3.5*
Stroke of Midnight by Sasha Devlin - 3.5*
Spinner by Ryssa Edwards - 3.5*
Hawk's Sparrow by Tia Fielding - 4*
Jungle Heat by Rachel Haimowitz - 1.5*
Pavane For A Proud Prince by Julie Lynn Hayes - 4*
Plug And Engage by Valentina Heart - 5*
Sink Or Swim by Lissa Kasey & Xara X. Xanakas - 2.5*
Crocodile Undie by A.J. Llewellyn - 3*
Say A Little Prayer by Clare London - 3.5*
Free To Fly by Belinda McBride - 3*
Lucky Boy by Summer Michaels - 2.5*
Friday I'm In Love by Bran Mydwynter - 4*
Kiss And Tell by Cherie Noel - 2*
Moon Over Montana by Lydia Nyx - 5*
His Last Resort by Devon Rhodes - 3*
Just Breathe Out by J. Rocci - 4*
Got Your Six by RJ Scott - 3*
The Boy Next Door by PD Singer - 3*
Seedy Business by Damon Suede - 4*
You're It by Ariel Tachna - 3.5*
Alipio by Bryl R. Tyne - 2.5*
You And Billion Blue Tiles by Missy Welsh - 4.5*
Henri's War by Cooper West - 4*
Starting Over by Sara Winters - 3.5*
Zeph's Awakening by Serena Yates - 3*
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48 reviews1 follower
October 24, 2013
Astrid – THE MUSE - 3
Mael Day – THREE MONTHS AND ELEVEN DAYS - 2
Sasha Devlin – STROKE OF MIDNIGHT - 2
Ryssa Edwards – SPINNER - 4
Tia Fielding – HAWK’S SPARROW - 4
Rachel Haimowitz – JUNGLE HEAT - 1
Julie Lynn Hayes – PAVANE FOR A PROUD PRINCE – 1/2
Valentina Heart – PLUG AND ENGAGE – 3/4
Lissa Kasey and Xara X. Xanakas – 3
A.J. Llewellyn – CROCODILE UNDIE - /
Clare London – SAY A LITTLE PRAYER - 4
Belinda McBride – FREE TO FLY - 4
Summer Michaels – LUCKY BOY - 3
Bran Mydwynter – FRIDAY I'M IN LOVE - 3
Cherie Noel – KISS AND TELL – 2/3
Lydia Nyx – MOON OVER MONTANA - 1/2
Devon Rhodes – HIS LAST RESORT – 4
J. Rocci – JUST BREATHE OUT - 5
J Scott – GOT YOUR SIX - 4
PD Singer – THE BOY NEXT DOOR - 3
Damon Suede – SEEDY BUSINESS - 3
Ariel Tachna – YOU’RE IT - 2
Bryl R. Tyne – ALIPIO - 1
Missy Welsh – YOU AND BILLION BLUE TILES – 4/5
Cooper West – HENRI'S WAR - 1
Sara Winters – STARTING OVER – 3
Serena Yates – ZEPH’S AWAKENING - 1
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1,828 reviews27 followers
December 29, 2011
I read through most of the stories during the actual posting, but this is so great that all these fantastic stories are in one location... ONE MY KINDLE. I loved this as I found many new authors I'm trying out and enjoying my favorites. Thanks and can't wait for the next author's choice like this one.
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May 11, 2020
My first contact with western MM original fiction and I must admit, pleasant one. The wide variety of the themes, writing styles, genres and relationships made it easy to find something just for my taste. Saying I didn't burst out laughing or squealed like a teenage girl multiple times over multiple different stories would be a lie, so I'm not even going to pretend I didn't love it.
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385 reviews9 followers
December 7, 2012
An enjoyable mixture of short stories. Different themes, different authors, but they have one thing common. It's all about love.
M/M romance stories, some better, some slightly worse. For free? Why not.
Although I have to admit, I liked the first volume much better.
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July 2, 2017
Crocodile Undies  by AJ Llewellyn - couldn't finish due to the unrealistic portrayal of Australians using every stereotypical cliche in the book.

I haven't read the rest of the stories, but I plan on doing so.

Stories that appear in the GRL 2011 Special Edition are rated on that review.
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September 13, 2014
I didn't find a lot of stories interesting in this volume. One of my favorite stories is in this volume. (You And Billion Blue Tiles by Missy Welsh). I also recommend His Last Resort by Devon Rhodes. It's one of the few that sort of tackles homophobia and it's also pretty hot. :)
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4,671 reviews65 followers
April 12, 2012
Another great mix of M/M stories and at the price can't be beat that's for sure. I did break reading of this book with reading some other books and that made it really easy to enjoy.
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393 reviews45 followers
February 10, 2012
A little something for everyone. I loved the variety.
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1,466 reviews115 followers
January 22, 2012
A collection of M/M erotica short stories...
Quite an interesting & enjoyable collection and collaboration amongst all the different authors!!!
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July 13, 2014
it will be ok
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