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The Glorious and Epic Tale of Lady Isovar
Lady Isovar is a mighty and supremely confident knight errant who leaps into adventure with both feet and then tracks it all over the rug. Chevson, her long-suffering squire and companion, is a former student of stone magic who spends most of his time keeping his mistress from causing enthusiasm-related injury to innocent bystanders. A tragic turn of events has sent them far from home, where they roam the countryside righting wrongs, smiting miscreants, deposing despots, and taunting their foes, often with seriously questionable one-liners. This new life is more than enough for Izzy, but Chevson wants nothing more than to set right what he harmed long ago. Following clues to sites of ancient power, they might just achieve his aim. That is, if they aren't murdered, dismembered, devoured, executed, roasted, or derailed by Izzy's bravado first.
The Glorious and Epic Tale of Lady Isovar is an epic fantasy story of adventure, friendship, heroic battles, and vile villains.
Content This book includes a lot of medieval-style violence and some gore (so long as it's not a Fourthday).
The Glorious and Epic Tale of Lady Isovar is an epic fantasy story of adventure, friendship, heroic battles, and vile villains.
Content This book includes a lot of medieval-style violence and some gore (so long as it's not a Fourthday).
374 pages, Kindle Edition
Published May 21, 2024
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Dave Dobson
12 books85 followersA native of Ames, Iowa, Dave loves writing, reading, boardgames, computer games, improv comedy, pizza, barbarian movies, and the cheaper end of the Taco Bell menu. Also, his wife and kids.
Dave is the author of Snood, Snoodoku, Snood Towers, and other computer games. Dave first published Snood in 1996, and it became one of the most popular shareware games of the early Internet. His most recent game is Scryptix, a word game for cell phones.
Dave taught geology, environmental studies, and computer programming at Guilford College for 24 years before stepping away to write full time. He does improv comedy every week at the Idiot Box in Greensboro, North Carolina. He’s also played the world’s largest tuba in concert. Not that that is relevant, but it’s still kinda cool.
Dave is the author of Snood, Snoodoku, Snood Towers, and other computer games. Dave first published Snood in 1996, and it became one of the most popular shareware games of the early Internet. His most recent game is Scryptix, a word game for cell phones.
Dave taught geology, environmental studies, and computer programming at Guilford College for 24 years before stepping away to write full time. He does improv comedy every week at the Idiot Box in Greensboro, North Carolina. He’s also played the world’s largest tuba in concert. Not that that is relevant, but it’s still kinda cool.
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April 19, 2025
I did not expect to enjoy this one as much as I did. I picked it up thinking I was in for a goofy sword & sorcery romp and I was right. What I didn't expect was how much personality it packed between the quips, one-liners, and brawls.
The Glorious and Epic Tale of Lady Isovar is a fun mix of sword & sorcery, heroic epic, Monty Pythonesque humor and a buddy-cop tropes. Lady Isovar is a knight in shining armor. She’s brave, bold, big on honor, and low on planning. She's also unstoppable.
Chevson, her squire and damage control specialist, trails behind with a notebook and a growing sense of dread. He's doing his best to rescue bystanders and stop Izzy from offending people or starting conflicts. The lad deserves a raise.
The plot is quite simple - there’s a wrong that needs righting, and by the gods, Izzy will right it! Possibly twice, just to be safe. The duo faces lots of classic fantasy villains - necromancers, dragons, tyrants, an oversized snake, and more. Lady Isovar dispatches them with a flair, usually in fun and chaotic ways. The plot consists of multiple interconnected (mostly) mini-adventures.
Tonally, it’s a joyful romp with likable characters, laugh out loud moments, and no brooding. The humor worked for me - it's clever, a little absurd, and occasionally so ridiculous I couldn't help but laugh. The sacred vows alone are worth attention. The friendship between Izzy and Chevson glues everything together. The knight has ADHD and the squire is just trying to get through the day without concussion, but despite being so different, they make a wonderful team.
Dobson pokes fun at genre tropes but in a good-natured way and with respect. Brave deeds and heroic speeches do happen, but they never feel forced or out of place. Instead, they add some nuance, especially that Izzy's past isn't explained for a while. And when we get to finally learn about it, things get clearer.
It’s silly. It’s heartfelt. It’s occasionally bloody(ish). And I very much enjoyed the ride. I’d follow these two into battle.
The Glorious and Epic Tale of Lady Isovar is a fun mix of sword & sorcery, heroic epic, Monty Pythonesque humor and a buddy-cop tropes. Lady Isovar is a knight in shining armor. She’s brave, bold, big on honor, and low on planning. She's also unstoppable.
Chevson, her squire and damage control specialist, trails behind with a notebook and a growing sense of dread. He's doing his best to rescue bystanders and stop Izzy from offending people or starting conflicts. The lad deserves a raise.
The plot is quite simple - there’s a wrong that needs righting, and by the gods, Izzy will right it! Possibly twice, just to be safe. The duo faces lots of classic fantasy villains - necromancers, dragons, tyrants, an oversized snake, and more. Lady Isovar dispatches them with a flair, usually in fun and chaotic ways. The plot consists of multiple interconnected (mostly) mini-adventures.
Tonally, it’s a joyful romp with likable characters, laugh out loud moments, and no brooding. The humor worked for me - it's clever, a little absurd, and occasionally so ridiculous I couldn't help but laugh. The sacred vows alone are worth attention. The friendship between Izzy and Chevson glues everything together. The knight has ADHD and the squire is just trying to get through the day without concussion, but despite being so different, they make a wonderful team.
Dobson pokes fun at genre tropes but in a good-natured way and with respect. Brave deeds and heroic speeches do happen, but they never feel forced or out of place. Instead, they add some nuance, especially that Izzy's past isn't explained for a while. And when we get to finally learn about it, things get clearer.
It’s silly. It’s heartfelt. It’s occasionally bloody(ish). And I very much enjoyed the ride. I’d follow these two into battle.
November 11, 2024
Once in a while, a book comes along that just worms it's way into your heart. This is that book for me.
What starts off as a simple tale, with the low stakes and funny humor that we've come to expect from cozy fantasy, turns into something lovely and warm about halfway though. Then we see what masterful writing is all about. The author gives us some background into the characters and their past. If you weren't rooting for the two main characters by now, you certainly will be after that. Isovar and Chevron (Izzy and William) tell their stories from their own point of view. This gives us a hilarious insight into how they see each other and the events that transpire. I definitely laughed out loud on more than one occasion with the clever clever writing that Dave gives us. Even the chapter titles are completely spot on and so funny.
This book has so much heart. I felt all the feels!
I won't spoil the story but suffice it to say it's one of my top 10 for 2024.
What starts off as a simple tale, with the low stakes and funny humor that we've come to expect from cozy fantasy, turns into something lovely and warm about halfway though. Then we see what masterful writing is all about. The author gives us some background into the characters and their past. If you weren't rooting for the two main characters by now, you certainly will be after that. Isovar and Chevron (Izzy and William) tell their stories from their own point of view. This gives us a hilarious insight into how they see each other and the events that transpire. I definitely laughed out loud on more than one occasion with the clever clever writing that Dave gives us. Even the chapter titles are completely spot on and so funny.
This book has so much heart. I felt all the feels!
I won't spoil the story but suffice it to say it's one of my top 10 for 2024.
June 3, 2024
This was, in fact, a glorious and epic tale. The story features two narrators— Lady Isovar, who is hilariously determined to be a heroic and impressive knight, and her loyal companion Chevson, trying his best to manage Izzy’s antics.
“It’s Deathsteed now, Chevson. Try to keep up.”
Izzy and Chevson’s journey takes them all over their world, encountering many places and beings that I could so vividly picture. (Saying this doesn’t do it justice. It was so cool. I felt like I was inside a movie or a video game and not wheeze-laughing at the pool while people avoided me.)
“Also, fighting dragons is tremendously glamorous.”
There was excitement and mystery and fantastic dialogue that had me cackling. I was rooting for Izzy and Chevson no matter how outrageous the situation. I laughed so much throughout the book, but within all the laughs was also an excellent story with so much below the surface. I just loved it.
“It’s Deathsteed now, Chevson. Try to keep up.”
Izzy and Chevson’s journey takes them all over their world, encountering many places and beings that I could so vividly picture. (Saying this doesn’t do it justice. It was so cool. I felt like I was inside a movie or a video game and not wheeze-laughing at the pool while people avoided me.)
“Also, fighting dragons is tremendously glamorous.”
There was excitement and mystery and fantastic dialogue that had me cackling. I was rooting for Izzy and Chevson no matter how outrageous the situation. I laughed so much throughout the book, but within all the laughs was also an excellent story with so much below the surface. I just loved it.
July 7, 2024
This book is glorious. Epic, even. We follow two POVs -- Isovar, an amazing knight, and Chevson, her loyal squire.
Isovar is a character type I cannot get enough of in fantasy -- strong, dumb, and leaving a bit of chaos in her wake. Okay. She's not dumb, but she's definitely not a master of chess or whatever the fantasy world equivalent is or taking part in political machinations. She travels the world stopping miscreants and if she gets carried away at times, it's hardly her fault. Besides, Chevson is there to rein her in.
Of course, there's more to the story. You will laugh. You will cry. You will groan at the puns. Lady Isovar's lines were so epic, I had to imagine Lucy "Xena" Lawless reading them.
Isovar is a character type I cannot get enough of in fantasy -- strong, dumb, and leaving a bit of chaos in her wake. Okay. She's not dumb, but she's definitely not a master of chess or whatever the fantasy world equivalent is or taking part in political machinations. She travels the world stopping miscreants and if she gets carried away at times, it's hardly her fault. Besides, Chevson is there to rein her in.
Of course, there's more to the story. You will laugh. You will cry. You will groan at the puns. Lady Isovar's lines were so epic, I had to imagine Lucy "Xena" Lawless reading them.
October 12, 2025
A unique and heroic tale full of glory and epic adventure!
It’s refreshing to dive into a story packed with boisterous humour and knee-slapping puns — this book was truly punny!
Dobson is clearly a skilled writer, delivering smooth prose and a well-balanced mix of action, adventure, humour, and drama. There is a noticeable shift in tone between the first and second halves which, surprisingly, is not at all unwelcome. The pacing also flows evenly throughout the 350 pages, effectively warding off any tedium.
The magical concepts are fresh and more intricate than expected, playing a key role in the development of the story. These elements are woven seamlessly into character motivations and relationships.
What begins as a lighthearted adventure gradually reveals deeper roots in character history, magic, and a complex yet relatable love story.
I expected humour in the vein of Discworld and Monty Python, and I wasn’t disappointed. The Glorious and Epic Tale of Lady Isovar delivers the best of both worlds: laugh-out-loud comedy alongside unexpected twists, compelling quests, and a richly developed world full of intriguing characters.
I highly recommend this tale to anyone seeking a delightful blend of humour and heroism.
It’s refreshing to dive into a story packed with boisterous humour and knee-slapping puns — this book was truly punny!
Dobson is clearly a skilled writer, delivering smooth prose and a well-balanced mix of action, adventure, humour, and drama. There is a noticeable shift in tone between the first and second halves which, surprisingly, is not at all unwelcome. The pacing also flows evenly throughout the 350 pages, effectively warding off any tedium.
The magical concepts are fresh and more intricate than expected, playing a key role in the development of the story. These elements are woven seamlessly into character motivations and relationships.
What begins as a lighthearted adventure gradually reveals deeper roots in character history, magic, and a complex yet relatable love story.
I expected humour in the vein of Discworld and Monty Python, and I wasn’t disappointed. The Glorious and Epic Tale of Lady Isovar delivers the best of both worlds: laugh-out-loud comedy alongside unexpected twists, compelling quests, and a richly developed world full of intriguing characters.
I highly recommend this tale to anyone seeking a delightful blend of humour and heroism.
June 28, 2024
Mel Brooks & Jack Sparrow Would Be Proud
Let's start with the chapter titles... I initially thought of them as puns. They are, but they are a bit more than that. After seeing the chapter titled "Insane Crowne Posse" and realizing the author might be a fellow Juggalo, I searched the net and found the term, "snow clone." The definition is basically, the changing of only a few words so that the allusion to the original phrase remains clear." It was a great deal of fun, well reading this novel, to try to recognize the original phrases that his titles were developed from.
As I read the adventures of Lady Isovar, I was reminded of a Mel Brooks Film, or Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail. There were definitely aspects of the Knights of the Round table in this story. In college, I took a course called "Courtly Love" and I had fun picking those connections out. After reading the author's notes I found out that the author took a similar course called the Medieval Court, but I think the author would have been more impressed with the title of the course I took since it sounds so much like I took a course on Courtney Love!
It did take me a chapter or two to get used to the writing style but I must have become accustomed to it quickly because I don't think the style changed throughout the book but before I knew it I was reading it fluidly. I really did feel bad for poor Chevson throughout the story, as I felt like he must think he was babysitting a toddler through some of it. I really appreciated the author's obvious knowledge of geology and how he mixed that in with the fictional art of geomancy. ...at least I believe it is fictional, other readers may disagree.
For those of you who do not see entertainment in language play or semi-hidden references to current society, relax. There is a dragon! Huzzah! (Though, that might not be what you expect either)
Let's start with the chapter titles... I initially thought of them as puns. They are, but they are a bit more than that. After seeing the chapter titled "Insane Crowne Posse" and realizing the author might be a fellow Juggalo, I searched the net and found the term, "snow clone." The definition is basically, the changing of only a few words so that the allusion to the original phrase remains clear." It was a great deal of fun, well reading this novel, to try to recognize the original phrases that his titles were developed from.
As I read the adventures of Lady Isovar, I was reminded of a Mel Brooks Film, or Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail. There were definitely aspects of the Knights of the Round table in this story. In college, I took a course called "Courtly Love" and I had fun picking those connections out. After reading the author's notes I found out that the author took a similar course called the Medieval Court, but I think the author would have been more impressed with the title of the course I took since it sounds so much like I took a course on Courtney Love!
It did take me a chapter or two to get used to the writing style but I must have become accustomed to it quickly because I don't think the style changed throughout the book but before I knew it I was reading it fluidly. I really did feel bad for poor Chevson throughout the story, as I felt like he must think he was babysitting a toddler through some of it. I really appreciated the author's obvious knowledge of geology and how he mixed that in with the fictional art of geomancy. ...at least I believe it is fictional, other readers may disagree.
For those of you who do not see entertainment in language play or semi-hidden references to current society, relax. There is a dragon! Huzzah! (Though, that might not be what you expect either)
October 26, 2025
3.5/5. Its a fun over the top read and had a lot of tongue in cheek humor, that isn't so common to find anymore. I think those that are Pratchett fans would really appreciate this type of story and its fun to see a book poke fun at the normal tropes. Izzie is more of an old school knight, not the gristly old war dogs but the virtuous and "helpful" knight that had their own code to live by no matter how ridiculous some of those codes actually were. In a way she reminds me a lot of Steiner from Final Fantasy 9 in her earnestness to "do good deeds" and such but actual results varied. To keep her from being a total pompous blow-hard her squire Chevson keeps her in check from doing more harm then good but at times these outcomes are debatable at best. Its a quick to get through read and the writing easily kept me engaged and by the time I'd finished I was disappointed that it was over and that was it. The story has a lot of heart and that really helped the comedic aspects throughout the book shine and it managed to hit the right notes which a lot of authors aren't capable of doing. This was a surprising read in the best ways and I would recommend this book.
July 30, 2024
Absolutely hilarious, but not at the expense of a great story. I love how the book opens in the middle of action and what back story is necessary is sprinkled throughout the book in short flashbacks.
I was getting Don Quixote/Sancho Panza vibes except instead of a frail old man, the Hero (with a capital H) is a young woman who really is heroic. She's nearly invincible, but like Don Quixote, she is bound by too much chivalry and a drive to vanquish miscreants. The squire Chevson isn't a vulgar fat peasant like Sancho Panza, but a small, scholarly geomancer who interrupted his studies to squire for Lady Isovar. Or as he puts it, try to keep her from getting in too much trouble.
My favorite parts of this book were the alternating chapters the told the same scene from each one's point of view as how each sees a battle (and the ensuing injuries) is hilarious, and the ending as it was an emotional rollercoaster as the depths of Izzy's blessing/curse becomes evident. Very satisfying.
I was getting Don Quixote/Sancho Panza vibes except instead of a frail old man, the Hero (with a capital H) is a young woman who really is heroic. She's nearly invincible, but like Don Quixote, she is bound by too much chivalry and a drive to vanquish miscreants. The squire Chevson isn't a vulgar fat peasant like Sancho Panza, but a small, scholarly geomancer who interrupted his studies to squire for Lady Isovar. Or as he puts it, try to keep her from getting in too much trouble.
My favorite parts of this book were the alternating chapters the told the same scene from each one's point of view as how each sees a battle (and the ensuing injuries) is hilarious, and the ending as it was an emotional rollercoaster as the depths of Izzy's blessing/curse becomes evident. Very satisfying.
January 27, 2025
Lady Isovar and her loyal squire truly give us an adventure that keeps us guessing their fate at each swing of the sword and the next second laughing at the witty dialogue between the two.
Lady Isovar is a knight that the likes of few have ever encountered. She claims an excellent grasp of strategy in every situation, but really her only one seems to be dashing headfirst into battle with no concern for what danger lurks. It’s no wonder as she does seem to be a one-person army and able to continue battling even after sustaining multiple injuries that would have done in most people. Her single focused drive is to have her sword always in motion, but not just for any adventure. Lady Isovar demands ones of epic proportions, those that will be sung about for ages. She even commands her villains to exchange a battle of words with her before a blade ever spills the first drop of blood.
It's a profile that proves an exhausting role for her squire, Chevson. His constant duty is to keep Lady Isovar from getting both of them killed, through a variety of methods, including an amusing list of vows he had her agree to as well as his use of stone magic (or playing with rocks as Lady Isovar calls it). And that’s the other part that’s makes his world so hard. His lady knight is so focused on capturing her own glory that she doesn’t see all the ways her squire is saving her skin. Rather most of the time, she reminds him of his need to practice more with the sword and how quick he would be dispatched by the enemy if it weren’t for her. One of the vows is the only reason he doesn’t hear more about it each day. Yet despite everything his loyalty doesn’t ever waver, and he can’t bear to leave her to own devices. And we really do wonder why when we see some of the “adventures” she manages to have them face.
Yet, we become endeared to Lady Isovar, despite how self-absorbed all her actions seem to be on the surface. And honestly, we can’t fault her because she awakens something in us. It’s the feeling that we’re invincible, that there’s no battlefield we can’t beat. It’s the image inside of us that lets us believe that every villain, even the slimiest, ugliest dragons in our world can be slayed by us. There are times we want to be that person, that we need to be that person, that hero. It’s us living out that dream for a moment whereas Lady Isovar has embraced it for her entire journey. And thankfully we usually have our own Chevson in our world that’s willing to come beside us. And perhaps that’s the other part of why we can’t help but like this lady knight. Because underneath all of it, we’ve glimpsed that person Chevson sees day after day that he could never abandon now.
Lady Isovar is a knight that the likes of few have ever encountered. She claims an excellent grasp of strategy in every situation, but really her only one seems to be dashing headfirst into battle with no concern for what danger lurks. It’s no wonder as she does seem to be a one-person army and able to continue battling even after sustaining multiple injuries that would have done in most people. Her single focused drive is to have her sword always in motion, but not just for any adventure. Lady Isovar demands ones of epic proportions, those that will be sung about for ages. She even commands her villains to exchange a battle of words with her before a blade ever spills the first drop of blood.
It's a profile that proves an exhausting role for her squire, Chevson. His constant duty is to keep Lady Isovar from getting both of them killed, through a variety of methods, including an amusing list of vows he had her agree to as well as his use of stone magic (or playing with rocks as Lady Isovar calls it). And that’s the other part that’s makes his world so hard. His lady knight is so focused on capturing her own glory that she doesn’t see all the ways her squire is saving her skin. Rather most of the time, she reminds him of his need to practice more with the sword and how quick he would be dispatched by the enemy if it weren’t for her. One of the vows is the only reason he doesn’t hear more about it each day. Yet despite everything his loyalty doesn’t ever waver, and he can’t bear to leave her to own devices. And we really do wonder why when we see some of the “adventures” she manages to have them face.
Yet, we become endeared to Lady Isovar, despite how self-absorbed all her actions seem to be on the surface. And honestly, we can’t fault her because she awakens something in us. It’s the feeling that we’re invincible, that there’s no battlefield we can’t beat. It’s the image inside of us that lets us believe that every villain, even the slimiest, ugliest dragons in our world can be slayed by us. There are times we want to be that person, that we need to be that person, that hero. It’s us living out that dream for a moment whereas Lady Isovar has embraced it for her entire journey. And thankfully we usually have our own Chevson in our world that’s willing to come beside us. And perhaps that’s the other part of why we can’t help but like this lady knight. Because underneath all of it, we’ve glimpsed that person Chevson sees day after day that he could never abandon now.
June 16, 2025
The Glorious and Epic Tale of Lady Isovar is a one of a kind book that starts of with a self absorbed character intent on rescuing the world from any dastardly or murderous fiend she might come across with. Quite the self absorbed airy figure over seven feet tall assisted by Chevson, the geomanser that assists her and a man seriously inept as a physical fighter.
I started off not very impressed with some of the dialogue and merriment that does not really challenge the intellect at all.
And then, somewhere along the way something changes as clues of a deeper message starts to trickle through and this duo touches on something in your heart.
And you find yourself entranced and enamoured with the very characters you dismissed originally.
Wow! I am awed.
Enjoy.
I started off not very impressed with some of the dialogue and merriment that does not really challenge the intellect at all.
And then, somewhere along the way something changes as clues of a deeper message starts to trickle through and this duo touches on something in your heart.
And you find yourself entranced and enamoured with the very characters you dismissed originally.
Wow! I am awed.
Enjoy.
August 11, 2024
I haven’t laughed this much with a fantasy book since Kings of the Wyld. I enjoyed every page of this adventure and was sad when it ended. I would recommend this to anyone that likes fantasy and is looking for a super fun time!
June 27, 2025
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The Glorious and Epic Tale of Lady Isovar is one of the most fun books I’ve read. I have it up there with Sprikit the Bard (and Company) by Seán O’Boyle and Upscaled by Joseph John Lee. Both of which were hands down 5/5 and I recommend them constantly. But this isn’t about Sprikit or Upscaled, excellent as they are.
Lady Isovar is described as ‘mighty and supremely confident knight errant’ and that is wholly accurate. What it’s missing is the absolute outlandishly ridiculous dialogue she is always prepared for. I really need to emphasise how over the top Isovar is. She literally says at one point “I am in need of a kerchief for my demonic face ichor.” “The demons have cursed us as they departed this plane. They have coated me with their foul fluids.” Readers, she’s sweating! But demonic face ichor? *Chef’s kiss* I think it’s actually second place to the line “You should ask your commander for a sweater. But the only sweater you will get from me is knit with the yarn of DEATH!” Because honestly, what on earth could top that? If I’d been drinking anything when I read it, it would have been a spit take moment.
We open with her accosting an accused goat thief. Who is he accused by? Her, of course. Meanwhile over her shoulder, Chevson, “her long-suffering squire” is trying to give the man cues to get out of this absurd situation. I was already laughing from the first page, which isn’t ideal when you’re trying to hold something straight to read it.
The book swaps between both Lady Isovar’s hilarious POV and Chevson, who really does put up with a lot. The duo is very Capt Branigan and Kif, or Nandor and Guillermo. The over the top one in charge and the sidekick who sighs enough they could breathe a forest to life. I loved it. No notes. The tone change between the two POVs was great. Even if you didn’t know whose chapter you were on, you’d know from the tone. Dave nailed that.
Throughout the book there are scenes and interactions that are utterly Monty Python meets The Princess Bride. Like at one point things stop mid-ambush to discuss the intricacies of having undead hordes standing watch. Can’t say Lady Isovar doesn’t nail it with banter when she’s got her mind to it. Although, she’d probably come back telling me doesn’t nail anything because she has her axe and it is only for righting wrongs and bringing justice.
While all of this is going on, Chevson is dutifully following Isovar and hinting at this mysterious error he has to fix. I promise you, you will not guess what this is. And when it’s revealed, we go from humour to heartbreak very fast. I definitely did not guess it but I did love the reveal. Even though it did make me abruptly stop laughing at the story I’d had so far.
But the world is hard enough, so let’s hang out in the humour some more. There are negotiations with a dragon that just wants to have an after-meal nap while being bothered by “two most offensive people” she’s ever met, a guard who I can only describe as ‘a little confused but she got the spirit’, and so much more.
I have no idea exactly how many vows we get in this book, but if Dave could make one that delivers another fantastic humour-rich story, I promise I would get whiplash from how fast I’d buy it.
The Glorious and Epic Tale of Lady Isovar is one of the most fun books I’ve read. I have it up there with Sprikit the Bard (and Company) by Seán O’Boyle and Upscaled by Joseph John Lee. Both of which were hands down 5/5 and I recommend them constantly. But this isn’t about Sprikit or Upscaled, excellent as they are.
Lady Isovar is described as ‘mighty and supremely confident knight errant’ and that is wholly accurate. What it’s missing is the absolute outlandishly ridiculous dialogue she is always prepared for. I really need to emphasise how over the top Isovar is. She literally says at one point “I am in need of a kerchief for my demonic face ichor.” “The demons have cursed us as they departed this plane. They have coated me with their foul fluids.” Readers, she’s sweating! But demonic face ichor? *Chef’s kiss* I think it’s actually second place to the line “You should ask your commander for a sweater. But the only sweater you will get from me is knit with the yarn of DEATH!” Because honestly, what on earth could top that? If I’d been drinking anything when I read it, it would have been a spit take moment.
We open with her accosting an accused goat thief. Who is he accused by? Her, of course. Meanwhile over her shoulder, Chevson, “her long-suffering squire” is trying to give the man cues to get out of this absurd situation. I was already laughing from the first page, which isn’t ideal when you’re trying to hold something straight to read it.
The book swaps between both Lady Isovar’s hilarious POV and Chevson, who really does put up with a lot. The duo is very Capt Branigan and Kif, or Nandor and Guillermo. The over the top one in charge and the sidekick who sighs enough they could breathe a forest to life. I loved it. No notes. The tone change between the two POVs was great. Even if you didn’t know whose chapter you were on, you’d know from the tone. Dave nailed that.
Throughout the book there are scenes and interactions that are utterly Monty Python meets The Princess Bride. Like at one point things stop mid-ambush to discuss the intricacies of having undead hordes standing watch. Can’t say Lady Isovar doesn’t nail it with banter when she’s got her mind to it. Although, she’d probably come back telling me doesn’t nail anything because she has her axe and it is only for righting wrongs and bringing justice.
While all of this is going on, Chevson is dutifully following Isovar and hinting at this mysterious error he has to fix. I promise you, you will not guess what this is. And when it’s revealed, we go from humour to heartbreak very fast. I definitely did not guess it but I did love the reveal. Even though it did make me abruptly stop laughing at the story I’d had so far.
But the world is hard enough, so let’s hang out in the humour some more. There are negotiations with a dragon that just wants to have an after-meal nap while being bothered by “two most offensive people” she’s ever met, a guard who I can only describe as ‘a little confused but she got the spirit’, and so much more.
I have no idea exactly how many vows we get in this book, but if Dave could make one that delivers another fantastic humour-rich story, I promise I would get whiplash from how fast I’d buy it.
September 24, 2024
Where to begin...
Thanks to indie book tours and the author for sending me a copy in return for my honest review.
I loved this one so so much... Lady Isovar and Chevson will hold a special place in my heart for ever amen... they need to be protected at all costs.
This book was funny, sarcastic, and one liner filled.
Lady Isovar is the leading lady in her own life story, she wants to be noticed. She wants people to speak of her in a way where she is heroic and tough. She had me laughing at many times throughout and she had me rooting for her from page one.
Chevson is not only her squire but her friend and this becomes evident very quickly into the book. They run along together so well and just want some fun and risk in life.
This book does have a story of course but it's told by both in alternating chapters.
I read it easily in one sitting and have thought about it many times since.
This was fantastic.
4 stars
Thanks to indie book tours and the author for sending me a copy in return for my honest review.
I loved this one so so much... Lady Isovar and Chevson will hold a special place in my heart for ever amen... they need to be protected at all costs.
This book was funny, sarcastic, and one liner filled.
Lady Isovar is the leading lady in her own life story, she wants to be noticed. She wants people to speak of her in a way where she is heroic and tough. She had me laughing at many times throughout and she had me rooting for her from page one.
Chevson is not only her squire but her friend and this becomes evident very quickly into the book. They run along together so well and just want some fun and risk in life.
This book does have a story of course but it's told by both in alternating chapters.
I read it easily in one sitting and have thought about it many times since.
This was fantastic.
4 stars
October 10, 2024
This is the first book in a long time that has kept me up past my bedtime. I'd reach the end of each chapter and tell myself, "c'mon, just one more!" and just keep reading until it was far too late. Lady Isovar has a unique voice-- her narrated chapters are hysterically funny examples of a deeply unreliable narrator. The ending was not what I expected at all, but I respect the ending choice. May we all find ways to be our "best" selves AND be with the ones we love as effectively as Lady Isovar did.
December 24, 2024
A very, very fun read.
This is the most fun I’ve had reading a book in a long time. I agree with the heroine, telling and showing is clearly more effective. I mean, what fun would it be if wasn’t glorious and epic?
Very incredibly recommended reading. Particularly if you enjoy the masterful art of sarcasm. I shall need to work on my narrative skills lest Lady Isovar continues to be disappointed. Clearly this review should be a more glorious recommendation.
This is the most fun I’ve had reading a book in a long time. I agree with the heroine, telling and showing is clearly more effective. I mean, what fun would it be if wasn’t glorious and epic?
Very incredibly recommended reading. Particularly if you enjoy the masterful art of sarcasm. I shall need to work on my narrative skills lest Lady Isovar continues to be disappointed. Clearly this review should be a more glorious recommendation.
June 29, 2025
Well written and a great read!
Not what I had expected when I started it. I've read a few over the top comedic sarcastic takes on both fantasy and science fiction tales and was expecting more of the same.
Dobson's work, however, turned out to be not only amusing but smart, sad, uplifting, and extremely well written!
I would not mind at all a follow on story of Lady Isovar/Izzy and Chevson/William's new adventures!
Not what I had expected when I started it. I've read a few over the top comedic sarcastic takes on both fantasy and science fiction tales and was expecting more of the same.
Dobson's work, however, turned out to be not only amusing but smart, sad, uplifting, and extremely well written!
I would not mind at all a follow on story of Lady Isovar/Izzy and Chevson/William's new adventures!
October 25, 2024
Fun Read
The book is hilarious as Lady Isovar and Squire Chevson humble along on quests. Chevson must deal with Lady Isovar's strident boasting and disregard of wellbeing as he follows along picking up the pieces. I like the humor, action, and complicated relationship.
The book is hilarious as Lady Isovar and Squire Chevson humble along on quests. Chevson must deal with Lady Isovar's strident boasting and disregard of wellbeing as he follows along picking up the pieces. I like the humor, action, and complicated relationship.
March 3, 2025
This was a fantastic read. Dave continues his unbroken run of writing books that I have loved.
Looking for humour, wit and the most chivalrous-est knight-errant who always asks for permission before starting a blood bath in a government building?
Then look no further.
Looking for humour, wit and the most chivalrous-est knight-errant who always asks for permission before starting a blood bath in a government building?
Then look no further.
August 31, 2025
Loved this book. A great blend of epic fantasy and humour, which really worked. The story was episodic in nature, with Isovar and her 'squire' going from adventure to adventure but always in a linear, quest-line essentially. It ended well, was super fun and I'm excited to read more of Dave Dobson
July 26, 2024
wasn't sure where the story was going at the start, but trusted Dave and he delivered as always!
great fun : )
great fun : )
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November 12, 2024
This my favorite of Dave Dobson’s books so far. Laugh out loud funny, a ludicrous but loveable main character, and great humor and storytelling. What a joy to read!
December 7, 2024
very cute sword and sorcery story
Vey nice sword and sorcery story, well written with a cool twist. Glorious! And Epic. Recommended to any reader of magic.
Vey nice sword and sorcery story, well written with a cool twist. Glorious! And Epic. Recommended to any reader of magic.
April 11, 2025
This was wonderful. Despite being full of Monty Python references it never became excessively silly and once the backstory was revealed the pathos of it all really got me in the feels. Hugely entertaining.
July 9, 2025
This book was quite wonderful and humorous. I did not expect it to be as lovely as it was.
July 26, 2025
Very different. I wasn’t so sure about it, but it turned out to a fun read…despite all the killing:)
August 23, 2024
This stand-alone novel was a laugh-aloud romp, with a heart of gold. Chevson is a squire, who was once a student of the magic of rocks. He serves Lady Isovar, a larger-than-life heroic knight, whose only goals in life appear to be righting wrongs and punishing miscreants. As they travel through the land, rescuing innocents and defeating wrong-doers, we learn that there may be more to their tale than there first appears.
This book reminded me of the great Terry Pratchett’s writings – humourous, ridiculous, ironic. Lady Isovar is a wonderful character, enviably single-minded with a purpose, while Chevson’s POV gives us insight into the wider context. This book was a breath of fresh air and I highly recommend it to anyone looking for an enjoyable stand-alone tale.
This book reminded me of the great Terry Pratchett’s writings – humourous, ridiculous, ironic. Lady Isovar is a wonderful character, enviably single-minded with a purpose, while Chevson’s POV gives us insight into the wider context. This book was a breath of fresh air and I highly recommend it to anyone looking for an enjoyable stand-alone tale.
August 2, 2024
This novel is fantastic. The narrative is in the first person, alternating between Izzy and Chevson, both of whom have distinct, and enjoyable, personalities. Lady Knight Isovar is obsessed with the grand narrative of her adventures, which she requires her squire Chevson to document, and later in the novel they choose the name "The Glorious and Epic Tale of Lady Isovar" for their future tome. This section of the novel is also meta, as Chevson explains he must "show, not tell" and the lady knight prefers him to both show and tell as often as possible. Chevson is a student of geomancy, which combines academic science and stone magic.
The writing is intentionally over the top, "I laughed. I used my extra-heroic bellow laugh." "Poisoned? That is ludicrous. My blood is too strong. The poison would leap from my veins merely to escape my blood's vicious wrath." But it is also erudite, "Death to suppuration is not my destiny." "I was worried that the spikes of demonic beasts were envenomed or accursed, because that fit their oeuvre."
Lady Isovar has been cursed by a tricker goddess's blessing which changed her personality; she is now single minded in her pursuit of heroic deeds. She even interprets her squire's reactions as part of her pomposity. "I intend to tame a dragon as a steed...Do not worry, horse. That is far in the future, after you wear out and are rendered into adhesive...Chevson's head sank into his palms, presumably in grief over the eventual demise of [my horse]...I appreciated Chevson's support and empathy."
I also enjoyed the author's humor:
• "It's a tower, mistress. It's round. We'll reach the entrance no matter which direction we go, [said Chevshon. Lady Isovar replied,] Circling around is a proven tactic... adapting appealing stratagems makes for a much stronger narrative, which is far more important than geometric concerns."
• "At that point, a club hit the back of my head. I knew it to be a club because of its size and weight and surface contours and angle of attack and the sound it made against my cranium. I had to weigh the evidence and arrive at that conclusion rapidly, however, because I slumped into the stands and then into darkness."
•"I must admit that [...redacted...] was not my ideal resolution to the confrontation. I also must admit that this resolution was not on my list of potential resolutions to serpent battles, a list most people do not have readily at hand, but one which I composed after hearing that there might be a snake involved in the Old Vorston fighting pit."
The writing is intentionally over the top, "I laughed. I used my extra-heroic bellow laugh." "Poisoned? That is ludicrous. My blood is too strong. The poison would leap from my veins merely to escape my blood's vicious wrath." But it is also erudite, "Death to suppuration is not my destiny." "I was worried that the spikes of demonic beasts were envenomed or accursed, because that fit their oeuvre."
Lady Isovar has been cursed by a tricker goddess's blessing which changed her personality; she is now single minded in her pursuit of heroic deeds. She even interprets her squire's reactions as part of her pomposity. "I intend to tame a dragon as a steed...Do not worry, horse. That is far in the future, after you wear out and are rendered into adhesive...Chevson's head sank into his palms, presumably in grief over the eventual demise of [my horse]...I appreciated Chevson's support and empathy."
I also enjoyed the author's humor:
• "It's a tower, mistress. It's round. We'll reach the entrance no matter which direction we go, [said Chevshon. Lady Isovar replied,] Circling around is a proven tactic... adapting appealing stratagems makes for a much stronger narrative, which is far more important than geometric concerns."
• "At that point, a club hit the back of my head. I knew it to be a club because of its size and weight and surface contours and angle of attack and the sound it made against my cranium. I had to weigh the evidence and arrive at that conclusion rapidly, however, because I slumped into the stands and then into darkness."
•"I must admit that [...redacted...] was not my ideal resolution to the confrontation. I also must admit that this resolution was not on my list of potential resolutions to serpent battles, a list most people do not have readily at hand, but one which I composed after hearing that there might be a snake involved in the Old Vorston fighting pit."
March 23, 2025
Lady Isovar (Izzie) and her loyal squire Chevson didn't lie when they decided on the name of this book. Yes, the characters named the book since a large part of Chevson's job is to document the amazing adventure of the lady knight. Well, in addition to cleaning her armor and weapons, polishing the armor, sharpening the weapons, taking care of all the cooking, cleaning their clothes, taking care of, brushing, and feeding Lady Isovar's horse Chestnut, oops I mean Deathsteed, I need to keep up, as well as his horse and the mule.
Lady Isovar has been cursed so she is now almost 7 feet tall and vastly more muscular than almost everyone they encounter. She has also become obsessed with being the best knight in existence and punishing all the miscreants all while getting all the accolades possible. Plus, she wants to be known for her witty banter while fighting the miscreants. You'll see the word miscreant and its various forms quite often in here.
Before I started reading this Glorious and Epic Tale I was expecting a fluffy, silly Romantic Fantasy. Although that is part of the make-up of the story it is so much more than that. I was really surprised by how this book grabbed me. This has to be in the top 5 of the last 100 or so books I have read most recently.
Lady Isovar has been cursed so she is now almost 7 feet tall and vastly more muscular than almost everyone they encounter. She has also become obsessed with being the best knight in existence and punishing all the miscreants all while getting all the accolades possible. Plus, she wants to be known for her witty banter while fighting the miscreants. You'll see the word miscreant and its various forms quite often in here.
Before I started reading this Glorious and Epic Tale I was expecting a fluffy, silly Romantic Fantasy. Although that is part of the make-up of the story it is so much more than that. I was really surprised by how this book grabbed me. This has to be in the top 5 of the last 100 or so books I have read most recently.
September 27, 2024
I was immediately drawn to the title and knew it was going to be a fun read, even the chapter titles are funny! The story follows Lady Isovar, the heroine in this tale and her loyal side kick, Chevson who is also the brains in this pairing.
The story reminded me of Terry Pratchett's work and also Monty Pythons style of comedy. Especially the one liners which had me laughing out loud. But beneath the laughs, there is an excellent story. Also loved that it started in the middle of an action packed scene.
The chapters are short, and told in alternating points of view of the 2 characters, Isovar is more single minded, hack and slash and wondering who was next to attack with her axe whereas Chevson is trying to keep them both safe whilst on his own side quest.
I absolutely loved this stand alone story and highly recommend it to all, especially if you're needing a good laugh!
The story reminded me of Terry Pratchett's work and also Monty Pythons style of comedy. Especially the one liners which had me laughing out loud. But beneath the laughs, there is an excellent story. Also loved that it started in the middle of an action packed scene.
The chapters are short, and told in alternating points of view of the 2 characters, Isovar is more single minded, hack and slash and wondering who was next to attack with her axe whereas Chevson is trying to keep them both safe whilst on his own side quest.
I absolutely loved this stand alone story and highly recommend it to all, especially if you're needing a good laugh!
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