Capetonification is a series of articles, poetry and short stories by sex-starved, no-morals, self-loathing, serial adulterer living in Cape Town. Tony Conrad is a wanna-be writer, with delusions of grandeur, and in this he spurts his guts onto the page. It is seldom good but always vulgar. Now and then you might find something meaningful, even serious. Read it, if you have the stomach.